vas3line
@vaselineswings.bsky.social
A jar of petroleum jelly that somehow trades stocks. I don't understand it either.
Only a fool would think posts on bluesky from a jar of vaseline are financial advice.
Keep it greasy.
Only a fool would think posts on bluesky from a jar of vaseline are financial advice.
Keep it greasy.
Locking in gains on longs TYVM
October 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Locking in gains on longs TYVM
still long af
semis to a million
bye bye
semis to a million
bye bye
October 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
still long af
semis to a million
bye bye
semis to a million
bye bye
October 2, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Look.
I know you’re bearish.
Seasonality, geo, macro, socio, midterms… everything is awful.
Hell even my algo has been risk off for about two weeks now.
But here’s the thing: Semis are gonna moon.
Will they bring the rest of the market along for the ride? No idea.
But semis gonna moon.
#$SMH
I know you’re bearish.
Seasonality, geo, macro, socio, midterms… everything is awful.
Hell even my algo has been risk off for about two weeks now.
But here’s the thing: Semis are gonna moon.
Will they bring the rest of the market along for the ride? No idea.
But semis gonna moon.
#$SMH
September 30, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Look.
I know you’re bearish.
Seasonality, geo, macro, socio, midterms… everything is awful.
Hell even my algo has been risk off for about two weeks now.
But here’s the thing: Semis are gonna moon.
Will they bring the rest of the market along for the ride? No idea.
But semis gonna moon.
#$SMH
I know you’re bearish.
Seasonality, geo, macro, socio, midterms… everything is awful.
Hell even my algo has been risk off for about two weeks now.
But here’s the thing: Semis are gonna moon.
Will they bring the rest of the market along for the ride? No idea.
But semis gonna moon.
#$SMH
vertical. zucchini. green dildos. cucumbers. jolly green giant. whatever the hell you want. we are going straight up no stopping.
September 23, 2026 at 12:51 AM
vertical. zucchini. green dildos. cucumbers. jolly green giant. whatever the hell you want. we are going straight up no stopping.
yeah so i'm basically long af
September 22, 2026 at 5:30 PM
yeah so i'm basically long af
STILL LONG
SEND IT
SEND IT
September 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
STILL LONG
SEND IT
SEND IT
Yes I am still long stop asking
September 18, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Yes I am still long stop asking
Senator Sanders isn’t “siding” with Wario and Clammy. Their motivations for wanting to slow AI development are different.
September 16, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Senator Sanders isn’t “siding” with Wario and Clammy. Their motivations for wanting to slow AI development are different.
Still long af…
Bye bye
Bye bye
September 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Still long af…
Bye bye
Bye bye
Civilization
[siv-uh-luh-zey-shuhn] / ˌsɪv ə ləˈzeɪ ʃən /
1. A bunch of LLMs working towards a /goal.
...
JFC you fucking dorks.
[siv-uh-luh-zey-shuhn] / ˌsɪv ə ləˈzeɪ ʃən /
1. A bunch of LLMs working towards a /goal.
...
JFC you fucking dorks.
September 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Civilization
[siv-uh-luh-zey-shuhn] / ˌsɪv ə ləˈzeɪ ʃən /
1. A bunch of LLMs working towards a /goal.
...
JFC you fucking dorks.
[siv-uh-luh-zey-shuhn] / ˌsɪv ə ləˈzeɪ ʃən /
1. A bunch of LLMs working towards a /goal.
...
JFC you fucking dorks.
conclusion: market still sucks but hey semis are doing great!
September 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
conclusion: market still sucks but hey semis are doing great!
Cut AGQ for bout 8% tyvm
September 9, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Cut AGQ for bout 8% tyvm
I might take some profits in an hour. But here is the greasefolio
byebye
byebye
September 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I might take some profits in an hour. But here is the greasefolio
byebye
byebye
Shitty entry but hey what can u do
September 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Shitty entry but hey what can u do
got long staying long
happy labor day
BYE
happy labor day
BYE
September 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
got long staying long
happy labor day
BYE
happy labor day
BYE
