Golden Turtle
verygoldenturtle.bsky.social
Golden Turtle
@verygoldenturtle.bsky.social
Nerd, cat lover, trying to do my best in a busy difficult world, library and museum lover. Star Wars geek, prequel love in. Mama and knitter.
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🤣🤣🤣
October 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
They seem to be picking things that are just out of a satirical box of nasty party policies but it's real. Unserious, sadistic idiots.
So, Tories would cancel Erasmus and youth mobility, scrap the SPS deal that reduces red tape, lowers costs and eases backlogs for goods trade and renege on our new energy, defence and security arrangements…

Ridiculous threat, ridiculous party, ridiculous people…
October 5, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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Seriously 💥 😡🙄
September 29, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Really encouraging, hope he can do it.
Big, bold stuff from our Prime Minister in his speech today! 💥

Proud we’re not shying away from big issues.

Proud that we won’t stop until we solve the problems hounding families in Southampton and beyond – whether social care costs, young people out of work, or energy bills.

Here’s to HOPE! 🙏🏾
September 29, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.
September 23, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Lucas's mistake in prequels was thinking it would take an evil genius to overthrow democracy, rather than a disgusting gangster with tiny hands.
Comparing him to 47 is highly insulting... to Jabba.
September 22, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Jabba the President. Carrie Fisher was spot on about him
Cartoonist: Daniel Boris
September 21, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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In other news: the Vatican is being hijacked by Catholics.
September 18, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I've just donated to the RNLI, I can't believe volunteers saving lives are being targeted like this, absolutely disgraceful. rnli.org/support-us/g...
September 18, 2026 at 9:09 AM
In UK virtually no charging infrastructure in our area, we don't have off road parking so we can't charge at home. If you have a private drive you have another advantage.
Saying "just buy an EV if you hate high gas prices" to poor people makes climate activists look out of touch. Those who are most impacted by high gas prices can't afford $20k+ on a vehicle and charger. I certainly can't, so let's keep that in mind before we shame people for not going electric.
September 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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What a surprise to learn that a Russian oligarch close to Putin paid for Junior’s lavish wedding. Who could’ve expected it?
September 14, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
September 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Russia. They are fucking Russians.
Arrest Nigel Farage
September 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
C U next Tuesday
Chris Rokos. He’ll be donating to Reform next but Britain is well rid.

- Funded Cameron in run up to 2015 election. Thereby funding library and youth club closures, cuts to school budgets, armed forces/local authority budgets. Huge growth in corridor care & overcrowded prisons.
September 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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Studies show that watching a beaver eating cabbage lowers stress levels by 15% so enjoy 😊
September 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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Every day I wake up looking for that one special obituary and every day I'm disappointed.
September 6, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Everything you need to know, right there. #traitortrump
„The US President celebrated the AfD’s win on social media, as did the Russian President’s circle.“
— Dave Keating, Brussels correspondent.
September 7, 2026 at 7:45 AM
This is beautiful
I saw a meme today that said that books are proof that strangers can meet across centuries and still understand each other.

That really resonated.
September 4, 2026 at 9:53 AM
There's a study here in psychology, or maybe psychiatry!
September 4, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Maybe he's saving it to pay his lawyers or for his midnight flit to Argentina
Oh, honey . . . That money isn’t there anymore. Bless your hearts for thinking it was.
September 4, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Inflation is caused by the orange shit gibbon, not homeowners splashing the cash, so why punish them instead of forcing the shit gibbon to stop his war.
Breaking news: The Federal Reserve chair said high inflation is 'concerning', warning that the US central bank will have 'work to do' unless policymakers make swift progress in cooling price pressures across the economy. ft.trib.al/CPiBSh4
August 28, 2026 at 3:02 PM
He's got the strategic nous of a dog sniffing its own excrement
Opinion: The pretence that America’s leader is a grand strategist will not survive the Iran fiasco. ft.trib.al/10k1gON
August 26, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Not surprised, I keep meeting them through work and they're utterly useless. Total inadequates or lunatics!
Sheffield councillor Robert Hanson left Reform after he saw the rot behind the facade. Now he's urging others not to be taken in.

Reform is haemorrhaging councillors at a rate of 1 every 3 days since May. We're tracking them all: https://bestforbritain.org/reform-uk-defections-resignations-tracker/
August 26, 2026 at 8:38 PM
What an incredible legacy.
My sister-in-law grew up in Puerto Rico. When I told her about Dolly Parton’s passing, she looked puzzled—no recognition of the golden voice or public persona—until her face lit up and she said, “Oh! The book lady!” I think Dolly would love to be remembered this way by a mother of two.
August 26, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Because they're evil fuckwits and Dolly was a good person
August 26, 2026 at 8:32 PM