Pinned
Somehow this administration has morphed into a government by COBRA.
Trump—Cobra Commander
Stephen Miller—Destro (and does that make Katie Miller the Baroness?)
Pete Hesgeth—Major Bludd
Zartan—Elon Musk
Dreadnoks—The DOGE Kids
Tomax/Xamot—?
Firefly?
Who am I missing?
Trump—Cobra Commander
Stephen Miller—Destro (and does that make Katie Miller the Baroness?)
Pete Hesgeth—Major Bludd
Zartan—Elon Musk
Dreadnoks—The DOGE Kids
Tomax/Xamot—?
Firefly?
Who am I missing?
Someone needs to create a mashup of the World Cup stadium singing and “This is What It Sounds Like” from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
June 17, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Someone needs to create a mashup of the World Cup stadium singing and “This is What It Sounds Like” from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
I did not have the opening chapters of The Sum of All Fears on my 2026 bingo card.
Hoping the part about the Peace Bowl starts to hit the narrative (but none of the rest of the book).
Hoping the part about the Peace Bowl starts to hit the narrative (but none of the rest of the book).
April 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I did not have the opening chapters of The Sum of All Fears on my 2026 bingo card.
Hoping the part about the Peace Bowl starts to hit the narrative (but none of the rest of the book).
Hoping the part about the Peace Bowl starts to hit the narrative (but none of the rest of the book).
So, we’re in Succession S10 (with a Meredith Grey cameo)?
I did not vote for this . . .
I did not vote for this . . .
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
So, we’re in Succession S10 (with a Meredith Grey cameo)?
I did not vote for this . . .
I did not vote for this . . .
OK, kids, We are deep into the last reel of Endgame, and Orange Thanos just broke Cap’s shield.
The movie teaches us that there is only one way to win:
We need to sacrifice a billionaire.
The movie teaches us that there is only one way to win:
We need to sacrifice a billionaire.
October 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
OK, kids, We are deep into the last reel of Endgame, and Orange Thanos just broke Cap’s shield.
The movie teaches us that there is only one way to win:
We need to sacrifice a billionaire.
The movie teaches us that there is only one way to win:
We need to sacrifice a billionaire.
Been a minute since I watched Batman Begins, but 100% the US Govt is run by the League of Shadows now.
July 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Been a minute since I watched Batman Begins, but 100% the US Govt is run by the League of Shadows now.
Pope Leo is God’s way of saying LFG.
Also, his Holy Call Sign is “Bob”.
Also, his Holy Call Sign is “Bob”.
May 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Pope Leo is God’s way of saying LFG.
Also, his Holy Call Sign is “Bob”.
Also, his Holy Call Sign is “Bob”.
Cobra in Politics, Part Deux:
Well, after today's Welcome to the Tariff-Drome, I think we can collect some new dossier cards:
Firefly--Scott Bessent
Dr. Mindbender--Peter Thiel
Scrap-Iron--Mike Johnson
Crimson Guard--Fox News
Still looking for a Storm Shadow for whom honor is above loyalty...
Well, after today's Welcome to the Tariff-Drome, I think we can collect some new dossier cards:
Firefly--Scott Bessent
Dr. Mindbender--Peter Thiel
Scrap-Iron--Mike Johnson
Crimson Guard--Fox News
Still looking for a Storm Shadow for whom honor is above loyalty...
April 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Cobra in Politics, Part Deux:
Well, after today's Welcome to the Tariff-Drome, I think we can collect some new dossier cards:
Firefly--Scott Bessent
Dr. Mindbender--Peter Thiel
Scrap-Iron--Mike Johnson
Crimson Guard--Fox News
Still looking for a Storm Shadow for whom honor is above loyalty...
Well, after today's Welcome to the Tariff-Drome, I think we can collect some new dossier cards:
Firefly--Scott Bessent
Dr. Mindbender--Peter Thiel
Scrap-Iron--Mike Johnson
Crimson Guard--Fox News
Still looking for a Storm Shadow for whom honor is above loyalty...
"TRADE WAR! The MAD PRESIDENT delivers on his promise to exact revenge on the WORLD. The US SENATE remains powerless and the US HOUSE is complicit in his schemes."
So this is what it feels like to live inside the opening crawl of a Star Wars movie. Hopefully, the next paragraph has heroes.
So this is what it feels like to live inside the opening crawl of a Star Wars movie. Hopefully, the next paragraph has heroes.
April 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"TRADE WAR! The MAD PRESIDENT delivers on his promise to exact revenge on the WORLD. The US SENATE remains powerless and the US HOUSE is complicit in his schemes."
So this is what it feels like to live inside the opening crawl of a Star Wars movie. Hopefully, the next paragraph has heroes.
So this is what it feels like to live inside the opening crawl of a Star Wars movie. Hopefully, the next paragraph has heroes.
Somehow this administration has morphed into a government by COBRA.
Trump—Cobra Commander
Stephen Miller—Destro (and does that make Katie Miller the Baroness?)
Pete Hesgeth—Major Bludd
Zartan—Elon Musk
Dreadnoks—The DOGE Kids
Tomax/Xamot—?
Firefly?
Who am I missing?
Trump—Cobra Commander
Stephen Miller—Destro (and does that make Katie Miller the Baroness?)
Pete Hesgeth—Major Bludd
Zartan—Elon Musk
Dreadnoks—The DOGE Kids
Tomax/Xamot—?
Firefly?
Who am I missing?
March 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Somehow this administration has morphed into a government by COBRA.
Trump—Cobra Commander
Stephen Miller—Destro (and does that make Katie Miller the Baroness?)
Pete Hesgeth—Major Bludd
Zartan—Elon Musk
Dreadnoks—The DOGE Kids
Tomax/Xamot—?
Firefly?
Who am I missing?
Trump—Cobra Commander
Stephen Miller—Destro (and does that make Katie Miller the Baroness?)
Pete Hesgeth—Major Bludd
Zartan—Elon Musk
Dreadnoks—The DOGE Kids
Tomax/Xamot—?
Firefly?
Who am I missing?
Damnit—I meant Superman III (which did not feature Gene Hackman, but still, RIP).
Much as Office Space owes a debt to Superman II (Gene Hackman, RIP), today’s crises somehow tie back to Live Free or Die Hard.
March 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Damnit—I meant Superman III (which did not feature Gene Hackman, but still, RIP).
Much as Office Space owes a debt to Superman II (Gene Hackman, RIP), today’s crises somehow tie back to Live Free or Die Hard.
March 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Much as Office Space owes a debt to Superman II (Gene Hackman, RIP), today’s crises somehow tie back to Live Free or Die Hard.
2. As part of MARCH MADNESS, the US defaults on its debt and loses global reserve currency status (probably to a basket of currencies led by the EU). This will happen quickly.
The US responds by pegging the value of the dollar to a cryptocoin controlled by Musk/Thiel.
The US responds by pegging the value of the dollar to a cryptocoin controlled by Musk/Thiel.
More markers:
1. Starting next month, gravity begins to reassert itself in dramatic (and unpredictable) ways. The American people finally look up from their phones to ask “WTF?”
Future textbooks will refer to this period (and events) as “MARCH MADNESS.”
1. Starting next month, gravity begins to reassert itself in dramatic (and unpredictable) ways. The American people finally look up from their phones to ask “WTF?”
Future textbooks will refer to this period (and events) as “MARCH MADNESS.”
March 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
2. As part of MARCH MADNESS, the US defaults on its debt and loses global reserve currency status (probably to a basket of currencies led by the EU). This will happen quickly.
The US responds by pegging the value of the dollar to a cryptocoin controlled by Musk/Thiel.
The US responds by pegging the value of the dollar to a cryptocoin controlled by Musk/Thiel.
More markers:
1. Starting next month, gravity begins to reassert itself in dramatic (and unpredictable) ways. The American people finally look up from their phones to ask “WTF?”
Future textbooks will refer to this period (and events) as “MARCH MADNESS.”
1. Starting next month, gravity begins to reassert itself in dramatic (and unpredictable) ways. The American people finally look up from their phones to ask “WTF?”
Future textbooks will refer to this period (and events) as “MARCH MADNESS.”
March 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
More markers:
1. Starting next month, gravity begins to reassert itself in dramatic (and unpredictable) ways. The American people finally look up from their phones to ask “WTF?”
Future textbooks will refer to this period (and events) as “MARCH MADNESS.”
1. Starting next month, gravity begins to reassert itself in dramatic (and unpredictable) ways. The American people finally look up from their phones to ask “WTF?”
Future textbooks will refer to this period (and events) as “MARCH MADNESS.”
I wonder how many warp nacelles the next United States of America will have.
Also, what letter are we on?
Also, what letter are we on?
February 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I wonder how many warp nacelles the next United States of America will have.
Also, what letter are we on?
Also, what letter are we on?
So this is what it feels like if Feyd-Rautha became the Kwisatz Haderach instead of that other guy.
February 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
So this is what it feels like if Feyd-Rautha became the Kwisatz Haderach instead of that other guy.
5. US boycotts 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy. /3
6. The World (other than China, Russia, NK, etc.) boycott the LA Olympics in 2028.
6. The World (other than China, Russia, NK, etc.) boycott the LA Olympics in 2028.
February 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
5. US boycotts 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy. /3
6. The World (other than China, Russia, NK, etc.) boycott the LA Olympics in 2028.
6. The World (other than China, Russia, NK, etc.) boycott the LA Olympics in 2028.
3. US unable to impose effective counter-sanctions due to loss of institutional expertise. /2
4. Europe and other former US allies begin to deny or significant reduce American tourist visas.
4. Europe and other former US allies begin to deny or significant reduce American tourist visas.
February 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
3. US unable to impose effective counter-sanctions due to loss of institutional expertise. /2
4. Europe and other former US allies begin to deny or significant reduce American tourist visas.
4. Europe and other former US allies begin to deny or significant reduce American tourist visas.
OK, let’s put some markers down on predictions for the future: /1
1. When Elon is told to scram, he wipes/crashes the Federal government mainframes (“Judgment Day”).
2. Europe imposes sanctions on the US due to escalation over UKR and abandonment of NATO.
1. When Elon is told to scram, he wipes/crashes the Federal government mainframes (“Judgment Day”).
2. Europe imposes sanctions on the US due to escalation over UKR and abandonment of NATO.
February 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
OK, let’s put some markers down on predictions for the future: /1
1. When Elon is told to scram, he wipes/crashes the Federal government mainframes (“Judgment Day”).
2. Europe imposes sanctions on the US due to escalation over UKR and abandonment of NATO.
1. When Elon is told to scram, he wipes/crashes the Federal government mainframes (“Judgment Day”).
2. Europe imposes sanctions on the US due to escalation over UKR and abandonment of NATO.
"Generational Kudzu" are the weeds that your great-grandparents spent their lives eradicating from the garden, and then decades later, a wannabe HGTV influencer plants them as ornamentals, and it turns out that THEY ARE CARNIVOROUS AND WILL FUCKING EAT YOU!
February 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"Generational Kudzu" are the weeds that your great-grandparents spent their lives eradicating from the garden, and then decades later, a wannabe HGTV influencer plants them as ornamentals, and it turns out that THEY ARE CARNIVOROUS AND WILL FUCKING EAT YOU!
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Uh, belay that request. Turn out it’s more of a Kingsman situation. Maybe @markhamillofficial.bsky.social has some survival/fashion tips for next year?
November 24, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Uh, belay that request. Turn out it’s more of a Kingsman situation. Maybe @markhamillofficial.bsky.social has some survival/fashion tips for next year?
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If you haven’t already, would you mind giving MI6 a heads-up that we may have a Moonraker scenario spooling out over the next couple of years?
November 22, 2024 at 10:52 PM
If you haven’t already, would you mind giving MI6 a heads-up that we may have a Moonraker scenario spooling out over the next couple of years?
Why did the American voters sell our country (and its resources) to private equity?
January 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Why did the American voters sell our country (and its resources) to private equity?
Starting to feel like we are living on the Snowpiercer train. Same straightaways, turns, bumps, and drops, but different generations experiencing the ride for the first time.
Also, it’s cold outside.
Also, it’s cold outside.
December 11, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Starting to feel like we are living on the Snowpiercer train. Same straightaways, turns, bumps, and drops, but different generations experiencing the ride for the first time.
Also, it’s cold outside.
Also, it’s cold outside.
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Ah, it really was over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, wasn't it?
a man is making a funny face with his hands outstretched
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December 4, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Ah, it really was over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, wasn't it?