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Andrew Bernhard
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Husband, father, stoic, skier. Foot and ankle surgeon.
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Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
October 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Rest of Season Rankings & Trade Value Chart After Week 3 📊

Add up the player values to use this like a trade calculator
▪️Players not listed have a 1 value▪️

🟥QB 🟦 RB 🟩 WR 🟨 TE

**Players to BUY**
|| Players to SELL ||
September 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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In the YT chat for the live premiere if you'd like to come hang 🍔 youtu.be/Dqm7aPSQ3Rs?...
September 30, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Can Colston Loveland outscore Kyle Pitts? Find out Sunday when we play "Who Cares!"
The results are in:

No.
Get ready for another installment of “Can Colston Loveland finally outscore Greg Dulcich this week?”
September 29, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Jack Smith: Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation. If asked to prosecute a former president today based on the same facts, I would do so regardless of whether that president was a Republican or a Democrat.
September 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM
There's still hope for Kenny Golladay, too
The Year 10 breakout
September 29, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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He's talking to someone too afraid to take wealth management advice from Life Surge
"You're a pussy... you're a pussy"
Nick Sirianni
September 29, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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a failed 4th down attempt at the 2-yard line is basically the equivalent of the greatest punt your punter has ever punted, but also gave your team the opportunity to try to score a touchdown
September 29, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Sirianni with some words. Can't yell at the refs like that, right?
September 29, 2026 at 1:13 AM
The amount of "we're so back" that @craighorlbeck.bsky.social is going to throw at @dannybkelly.bsky.social and @dannyheifetz.bsky.social ought to be a felony.
September 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
September 27, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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The Guardians are the first team to win division titles in consecutive years despite being at least 6 GB thru 125 games or more in both (divisions since 1969)

h/t @EliasSports
September 27, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Fuck this guy. Dante Moore probably going to the hospital and he's celebrating his flagrant foul.
What a classless series of decisions by this USC defender. He: takes a cheap shot at Dante Moore, celebrates his ‘play’ not realizing penalty flags were raining down, then acts like a wrestling villain as he heads to the sideline. Moore is hurt.
September 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."

Images in baseball.
September 27, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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Tim Tebow announced he is “pausing” his relationship with Life Surge following our investigation with @kieraevebutler.bsky.social @motherjones.com.

More to come:
September 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Too soon?
September 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Patch Adams
September 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
When a head coach and special teams coordinator are both under 40 and they've just scored a touchdown.
When I tell my friends I'm headed home but I'm going to another bar
September 25, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Marked safe from Bijan Robinson
September 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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September 25, 2026 at 2:12 AM
@cjzero.bsky.social you have any easy access to the Guardians post game interview? Patrick Bailey and Austin Hedges professing their bestfriendship. Would be immediate gold for @pitchingninja.com moment of zen.
September 25, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
September 20, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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We've been working on tomorrow's PTFO investigation for several months now.

Hope you can make time for it.

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September 24, 2026 at 3:41 AM
@cjzero.bsky.social what's our guy Pat getting on about?
Not sure I've ever seen an MLB center fielder do what Julio Rodríguez just did (derogatory)
September 24, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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It's the Silliest Things We Saw In Week 2...

...I don't want to spoil this video. It's so damn funny.
Tom Brady Said WHAT!? The Silliest Thing I Saw This Week 2
YouTube video by Harris Football
www.youtube.com
September 23, 2026 at 12:25 AM