👑Queen Vika 🖤💖
@vikachu.bsky.social
“Toto we’re not in Asheville anymore.”
I am a witchy, bitchy, stitchy bartender.
I am a witchy, bitchy, stitchy bartender.
I can’t imagine ever having the audacity to tell a stranger “I think you meant…”
and what about our 0 interactions up until now gives you such deep insight into my thought process?
and what about our 0 interactions up until now gives you such deep insight into my thought process?
March 27, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I can’t imagine ever having the audacity to tell a stranger “I think you meant…”
and what about our 0 interactions up until now gives you such deep insight into my thought process?
and what about our 0 interactions up until now gives you such deep insight into my thought process?
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It’s time we talked about how bagel bites solve all problems
February 6, 2026 at 2:12 AM
It’s time we talked about how bagel bites solve all problems
Trying to draw more so here’s a thread of that to hold me accountable.
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Trying to draw more so here’s a thread of that to hold me accountable.
well I’m back on the blanket! obviously my mom did not receive it in time for Xmas but she has seen it in progress. she said I’ll finish it when I finish it, & then reminded me that she has yet to complete a cross-stitch project she started as a wedding gift for me. (my wedding was 3 years ago 🤣)
Crocheting a blanket for a xmas gift . I’m on row 41, it increases on both sides to row 52, keeps increasing on the other side to row 60, then gets smaller each row. I’m going to try to make it to corner 2 today. Let’s fuckin goooooo.
February 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
well I’m back on the blanket! obviously my mom did not receive it in time for Xmas but she has seen it in progress. she said I’ll finish it when I finish it, & then reminded me that she has yet to complete a cross-stitch project she started as a wedding gift for me. (my wedding was 3 years ago 🤣)
The single greatest episode of Xena: Warrior Princess is One Against An Army. I will die on this hill.
I’m honestly unwilling to entertain any alternate options unless you’d like to talk about The Ides of March; in which case I’d be willing to have an open discussion.
I’m honestly unwilling to entertain any alternate options unless you’d like to talk about The Ides of March; in which case I’d be willing to have an open discussion.
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 AM
The single greatest episode of Xena: Warrior Princess is One Against An Army. I will die on this hill.
I’m honestly unwilling to entertain any alternate options unless you’d like to talk about The Ides of March; in which case I’d be willing to have an open discussion.
I’m honestly unwilling to entertain any alternate options unless you’d like to talk about The Ides of March; in which case I’d be willing to have an open discussion.
started a deep-dive tarot project last month. self-structured. I’ve been reading cards for a very long time but never went past surface, never got super deep into the lore, history, and relationship of the cards to each other/other systems.
January 22, 2026 at 4:36 PM
started a deep-dive tarot project last month. self-structured. I’ve been reading cards for a very long time but never went past surface, never got super deep into the lore, history, and relationship of the cards to each other/other systems.
I have laryngitis for the first time in like 7 years & the only thing I can do about it is Not Talk which is Not My Strong Suit.
January 21, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I have laryngitis for the first time in like 7 years & the only thing I can do about it is Not Talk which is Not My Strong Suit.
Dear tarot deck designers:
please make the cute designs on the backs of your cards symmetrical both horizontally & vertically.
I don’t want to know that the card is reversed until I flip it over. Preserve the mystery. No spoilers. I know many people don’t read reversals anymore but I do! 😭
please make the cute designs on the backs of your cards symmetrical both horizontally & vertically.
I don’t want to know that the card is reversed until I flip it over. Preserve the mystery. No spoilers. I know many people don’t read reversals anymore but I do! 😭
January 20, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Dear tarot deck designers:
please make the cute designs on the backs of your cards symmetrical both horizontally & vertically.
I don’t want to know that the card is reversed until I flip it over. Preserve the mystery. No spoilers. I know many people don’t read reversals anymore but I do! 😭
please make the cute designs on the backs of your cards symmetrical both horizontally & vertically.
I don’t want to know that the card is reversed until I flip it over. Preserve the mystery. No spoilers. I know many people don’t read reversals anymore but I do! 😭
Someone asked me about when I lived in New Orleans, what my favorite thing about it was. I said it was that I could walk everywhere when I lived there.
This man looked at me and said “well… not everywhere.”
This man looked at me and said “well… not everywhere.”
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Someone asked me about when I lived in New Orleans, what my favorite thing about it was. I said it was that I could walk everywhere when I lived there.
This man looked at me and said “well… not everywhere.”
This man looked at me and said “well… not everywhere.”
It’s new years & I’m working & all is well except that the line for the bathroom is wrapped around the bar & that’s a problem for Vika who is properly hydrated for once.
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
It’s new years & I’m working & all is well except that the line for the bathroom is wrapped around the bar & that’s a problem for Vika who is properly hydrated for once.
Struggling in my brain today so I guess I’ll play Baldur’s Gate about it.
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Struggling in my brain today so I guess I’ll play Baldur’s Gate about it.
Monday night @ the bar. May it be less eventful than Sunday (a crazy** bitch* got herself arrested)
*not me.
**derogatory.
*not me.
**derogatory.
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Monday night @ the bar. May it be less eventful than Sunday (a crazy** bitch* got herself arrested)
*not me.
**derogatory.
*not me.
**derogatory.
Crocheting a blanket for a xmas gift . I’m on row 41, it increases on both sides to row 52, keeps increasing on the other side to row 60, then gets smaller each row. I’m going to try to make it to corner 2 today. Let’s fuckin goooooo.
December 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Crocheting a blanket for a xmas gift . I’m on row 41, it increases on both sides to row 52, keeps increasing on the other side to row 60, then gets smaller each row. I’m going to try to make it to corner 2 today. Let’s fuckin goooooo.
Everything is awfulllll & everything is baaaaaddddd 😍
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Everything is awfulllll & everything is baaaaaddddd 😍
Wade Wilson sublets Dixon’s crate for his afternoon siestas.
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Wade Wilson sublets Dixon’s crate for his afternoon siestas.
the in-flight entertainment options have taught me that there are at least two films that i will watch an unlimited number of times, no matter how many times i’ve seen them.
(Birds of Prey & Oceans 8, if you were wondering)
(Birds of Prey & Oceans 8, if you were wondering)
September 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
the in-flight entertainment options have taught me that there are at least two films that i will watch an unlimited number of times, no matter how many times i’ve seen them.
(Birds of Prey & Oceans 8, if you were wondering)
(Birds of Prey & Oceans 8, if you were wondering)
