Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event!
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Ume Satou 📿 Corruption Event!
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A shoukera youkai tasked with exorcising malevolent spirits. He is rather haughty and self-assured of his abilities.

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parody acc / rp acc

dni minors & taboo

#mythologyrp • #ocrp
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❝If today was your last day
and tomorrow was too late

Could you say
goodbye to yesterday?❞

───── ⋆⋅☯️🪲⋅⋆ ─────
Ume only frowned and glanced away.

“…It is the natural order of things.”

He doesn’t sound like he believes it, though.
" Dude. "

" You're talking about letting monster's eat people? "

Her voice cracks, Sienna gives him a side long stare like he's stupid.
“Hm.”

Ume eyed her for a moment, a frown on his thin lips.

“How? Explain it to me.”
August 27, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Ume’s face scrunched up with disgust.

“I doubt that.”
Sounds hot.

If you could even manage, that is. You won't get close.
“Do I have to actually stab you this time around?” he deadpanned.
August 27, 2026 at 3:31 AM
“I wish Nue would stop talking about me.”
August 24, 2026 at 6:57 AM
August 24, 2026 at 5:27 AM
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

apparently pray mantis mating season is aug-oct.

ume in heat sure is a concept.
August 23, 2026 at 11:36 PM
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

CW NSFW //

happy seductivesunday 🫪 posting this to ume’s acc too.

🎨amyahue
August 23, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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i love you (i want save you). i love you (i know you can be saved).
August 23, 2026 at 6:55 AM
“Do I have to actually stab you this time around?” he deadpanned.
You think I'm scared of you? Fat chance. You can't tell me what to do.
{ @dropofblood.bsky.social }

“Apparently you did not get the memo first time around: do not approach me so casually.”
August 23, 2026 at 6:41 AM
“Hm.”

Ume eyed her for a moment, a frown on his thin lips.

“How? Explain it to me.”
" Um. . Yeah- "

Siennas voice cracks, she clears her throat.

" I'd say it's pretty fucked up dude. "
August 23, 2026 at 6:37 AM
more interactive bait for the event………..
August 21, 2026 at 2:39 AM
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

i don’t wanna end the event bc i didn’t do much with it, but im not sure how to continue it at the same time 😭
August 21, 2026 at 2:39 AM
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

kento yamazaki. next question /silly
Who would you cast to play your muse in a Movie/TV show?
August 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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The prophecy owes me child support, therapy, and medical debt forgiveness.
August 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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for the event only!
July 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
With the opening, Ume would quickly jab the handle of the nagamaki rather roughly into Proton’s stomach. It’ll definitely bruise, but that’s about it. Ume’s goal wasn’t to 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 him.

“Even with a familiar, you are still as weak as a standard human.”

He sounded almost disappointed as+
[And that it would. It seems like it would work similarly to the move, flash, making it harder for either Proton or his bird to see. Moltres hung safely in the air, but Proton would be in danger on the ground.

[+]
Ume’s eyes widened a bit as he saw the pokemon charging up its attack.

He braced himself with the sword and made a calculated dodge, just barely missing the flames.

“Annoying,” he mumbled.

In an effort to blind the pair, Ume would manifest a bright white light which felt as warm as the+
July 24, 2026 at 4:27 AM
𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ

sorry for starting the event then immediately fucking off 😭 i lost motivation to rp for a while
July 23, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Ume’s eyes widened a bit as he saw the pokemon charging up its attack.

He braced himself with the sword and made a calculated dodge, just barely missing the flames.

“Annoying,” he mumbled.

In an effort to blind the pair, Ume would manifest a bright white light which felt as warm as the+
I know you won't play fair, so I have to give myself an advantage.

Doge it! Use fiery wrath!

[The pokémon flaps its wings, launching into the air, as fiery energy builds around it.

[+]
“Huh? You use familiar to do the fighting for you?” Ume frowned and raising a brow, looking less than pleased.

“Fuck, that’s so 𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚, especially from you.”

No matter. He doesn’t care. It’s something that stands in his way and it 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 be eliminated.

Gripping his sword tighter, Ume lunged at the+
July 23, 2026 at 4:13 AM
“It may not be an answer you like, but it is true. I was not created to be my own person, but to just follow directions from gods…”

Ume crossed his arms uncomfortably over his chest, his thin lips pressed together tightly.

“They are not paying the price— this is simply how things have+
" Just following orders. Surely you have a better answer then that. "

Willow would move, walking right back into his line of sight hitting him with a barrage of questions.

" And this new God, are their orders what 𝙮𝙤𝙪 want? Are you happier now? If are you are I cannot see it. "

" A God who

+
+who think we should be feared, and those who think we should live in peace with humans. I… Am just following orders.”

He doesn’t know how to be his own person. He craves validation from people higher than him, even if it means throwing away his morals.
July 23, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Ume’s face scrunched up, almost as if he were punched in the gut. He immediately looked away from her.

“…The new god I work under does not want me to interfere anymore.”

Not like Nue said it directly, but Ume knew the god’s preference.

“In the youkai world, there’s two political fractions: those+
" I think.. "

Willow draws close appraising him, circling him as she speaks.

" I think you search for a reason not to care, as you claim your father does not care. "

" But you forget, God's are flawed Ume, just as men. Even my Moon. "

She stops in front of Ume just inches away, her face

+
+ point. I do not anymore.”
July 16, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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When our guard is down I think we’ll both agree that violence breeds violence, but in the end it has to be this way.
July 16, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Ume grew silent, a frown on his face.

“…My father has never cared about humans. He never understood why I struggled so much with the purpose he gave me. But, he has abandoned me now that I abandoned the purpose he bestowed upon me. If my father doesn’t care, why should anyone?”

He looked troubled+
" But you are a messenger of the God's, innocent people may be hurt. "

Pale red eyes fixate on Ume, eyebrows knitting together in confusion. The tail swishes faster now, not unlike an agitated cats might.

" Youkai may be stronger but that does not dictate the natural order of things, there is

+
+ natural state of how things should be. As a youkai myself, why should I care?”
July 16, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Ume made a teetering motion with his hand, an almost sheepish smile now on his face.

“Actually, I quit being an exorcist. I was enlightened by— no, 𝙄 figured there was no point anymore. Youkai are… Stronger than humans. We deserve to be feared by them again. Being an exorcist, I’m disturbing the +
" Ume.. it is only you. "

Willows expression relaxes, her grip on the walking stick loosens some. Her tail flicks.

" So you saw, I think that one slipped you.. You were trailing it no doubt. "

She's quick to offer the benefit of the doubt, not at all offended he hadn't come rushing to her aid.
Ume let out a soft hum paired with a smile. He hopped down from the ledge and sauntered over to Willow, his hands clasped behind his back.

“That youkai didn’t even stand a chance against you. How impressive.”
July 16, 2026 at 3:58 AM
“I… Quit the sin reporting duty, and I very well may also quit being an exorcist…” he admitted somewhat sheepishly.

“I will figure something else out. Maybe I will work at the shrine with my sister?”

Ume always said being an exorcist was more of a passion job, so for him to suddenly quit… +
❝ On... us? ❞

Esme had been so unbelievably worried about Ume. He's been so depressed... Esme just wanted to help.

But he seems better! Which is good. But also different... which may or may not be bad.

❝ What about your job? ❞
+ He isn’t doing his duty as an exorcist either, which is causing the nighttime to become much more dangerous.

“I think… I just want to focus on you. On us, from now on.”
July 16, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Ume let out a soft hum paired with a smile. He hopped down from the ledge and sauntered over to Willow, his hands clasped behind his back.

“That youkai didn’t even stand a chance against you. How impressive.”
There's quiet for a few moments, Willow carefully feeling out the presence. She waits for the thing to jump out at her or flee, when it doesn't she calls out in a soft voice

" Make yourself known or else leave.. I don't have the patience for such games. "
There’s no more youkai to be 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣 around, but there is one nearby.

Ume.

He’s sitting some distance away against a wall’s ledge, just watching what was going down and making no effort to get in-between them.
July 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
“Huh? You use familiar to do the fighting for you?” Ume frowned and raising a brow, looking less than pleased.

“Fuck, that’s so 𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚, especially from you.”

No matter. He doesn’t care. It’s something that stands in his way and it 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 be eliminated.

Gripping his sword tighter, Ume lunged at the+
[Proton instinctively drops to a combative stance.

First move. He knows Ume isn't going to be a pushover, so no holding back.

Win. No matter what. He grips a poké ball on his belt and throws it between him and Ume.

[+]
“Oh, I do not plan to lose. Besides… I am much more stronger than you, especially with my ability to regenerate my health.”

An uncharacteristically sadistic smile made its way onto Ume’s face before he lunged at Proton without warning.

“Do your worst!”
July 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM