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Top TWO Time in SWBF2(2005) Republic Sovereignty No Board Manip Speedrun
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Unfortunately, due to the banning of ACE, asexual people are not allowed to speedrun Ocarina of Time
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Sex is when
September 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Sex is when
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The fact that his first choice here was to ask Co-Pilot how to speak to a human going through a terrible, human thing highlights a bigger problem than Co-Pilot's response.
Andrew Hastie says AI advised him to reply ‘congratulations!’ to man who planned to end life with assisted dying
Andrew Hastie says AI advised him to reply ‘congratulations!’ to man who planned to end life with assisted dying
Liberal MP speaks of AI’s shortcomings as cyber chief tells inquiry the tech is needed to fend off ‘highly capable malicious cyber actors’
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When a man with a terminal illness wrote to his local MP Andrew Hastie, telling him he planned on ending his own life with voluntary assisted dying, Microsoft Copilot suggested Hastie reply with “congratulations!”, “great to hear from you” or “that is wonderful news!”.
Hastie shared the episode at a parliamentary inquiry on Friday to underline the shortcomings of the American-run software as he called for AI run by Australians. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
The fact that his first choice here was to ask Co-Pilot how to speak to a human going through a terrible, human thing highlights a bigger problem than Co-Pilot's response.
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As someone who works in the logistics industry, I don't think any of us are ready for the ramifications of this Iranian war.
Fuel, paper, and plastics are all going up at an unfathomable rate. Shipping anything is going to get very expensive and that cost is going to be passed on to you.
Fuel, paper, and plastics are all going up at an unfathomable rate. Shipping anything is going to get very expensive and that cost is going to be passed on to you.
September 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
As someone who works in the logistics industry, I don't think any of us are ready for the ramifications of this Iranian war.
Fuel, paper, and plastics are all going up at an unfathomable rate. Shipping anything is going to get very expensive and that cost is going to be passed on to you.
Fuel, paper, and plastics are all going up at an unfathomable rate. Shipping anything is going to get very expensive and that cost is going to be passed on to you.
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(introducing myself, deliriously horny) hi you look like the kinda woman that'd ignore my safeword
September 18, 2026 at 2:13 PM
(introducing myself, deliriously horny) hi you look like the kinda woman that'd ignore my safeword
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rent-lowering kink post for anyone who just followed me off the back of that dogshit programming lanuage post
“yeah so i read this book and it’s been really helping me work through and unpack a lot of stuff”
“oh i’m so happy for you! what’s the book called?”
“…okay so i should warn you it’s about lesbian mech pilots getting captured and brainwashed and having extremely unethical sex about it”
“…what“
“oh i’m so happy for you! what’s the book called?”
“…okay so i should warn you it’s about lesbian mech pilots getting captured and brainwashed and having extremely unethical sex about it”
“…what“
September 18, 2026 at 12:41 PM
rent-lowering kink post for anyone who just followed me off the back of that dogshit programming lanuage post
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I submit this as another.
September 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I submit this as another.
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Late to this, but - no. You never share a stage with Bannon. No no no. He’s a lying Nazi trying to curbstomp what’s left of democracy. Any organization that invites him can’t be trusted. Plus he is riddled with lice and other parasites.
Big fuckup by Sanders. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/u...
Big fuckup by Sanders. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/u...
Steve Bannon and Bernie Sanders Condemn Tech ‘Oligarchs’ and Demand A.I. Reforms
At an event in Washington, partisanship took a back seat as elected officials, religious leaders, parents and artists called for reining in artificial intelligence.
www.nytimes.com
September 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Late to this, but - no. You never share a stage with Bannon. No no no. He’s a lying Nazi trying to curbstomp what’s left of democracy. Any organization that invites him can’t be trusted. Plus he is riddled with lice and other parasites.
Big fuckup by Sanders. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/u...
Big fuckup by Sanders. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/u...
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Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
September 18, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
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I’m gonna keep saying it.
It‘s not purity tests. Or trans people. Or Black, disabled or queer people that got us Trump.
It’s cishet white guys.
you sound like a fool suggesting otherwise.
It‘s not purity tests. Or trans people. Or Black, disabled or queer people that got us Trump.
It’s cishet white guys.
you sound like a fool suggesting otherwise.
September 18, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I’m gonna keep saying it.
It‘s not purity tests. Or trans people. Or Black, disabled or queer people that got us Trump.
It’s cishet white guys.
you sound like a fool suggesting otherwise.
It‘s not purity tests. Or trans people. Or Black, disabled or queer people that got us Trump.
It’s cishet white guys.
you sound like a fool suggesting otherwise.
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News: in local news they’re building a new building. Here in The City, a city composed of many buildings, there will be another building. Experts speculate the new building will be used for living in, working in, or maybe both.
The Comments: noooo fuck. shit. fuck. God fucking damnit
The Comments: noooo fuck. shit. fuck. God fucking damnit
September 18, 2026 at 4:06 PM
News: in local news they’re building a new building. Here in The City, a city composed of many buildings, there will be another building. Experts speculate the new building will be used for living in, working in, or maybe both.
The Comments: noooo fuck. shit. fuck. God fucking damnit
The Comments: noooo fuck. shit. fuck. God fucking damnit
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Hate to break it to ya pal, but Super Mario Bros. 2 isn't an original game. Yea. Blew your mind, didn't I? It's actually a reskin of the Japanese game Sonic & Knuckles. That's why Peach can glide, cause of her dreadlocks.
September 18, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Hate to break it to ya pal, but Super Mario Bros. 2 isn't an original game. Yea. Blew your mind, didn't I? It's actually a reskin of the Japanese game Sonic & Knuckles. That's why Peach can glide, cause of her dreadlocks.
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If someone got a tattoo of a cross on their balls, would that be sacrilegious
September 18, 2026 at 6:15 AM
If someone got a tattoo of a cross on their balls, would that be sacrilegious
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Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
![Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:
SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?
GUARD: Nope.
SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.
GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lojkcigrynofx7pazpejcrck/bafkreif7yoi5cni72l6ysw46esqfy2zc3q4xu73rndv5efct5t33rbauey)
September 17, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
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Stop hiring republicans to be democratic advisers and start hiring insane trans women from the internet, because we're gonna give much better advice than being spineless losers.
Democratic advisers are warning their candidates not to go too hard at AI
Democratic advisers are warning their candidates not to go too hard at AI
Democratic consultants are warning their candidates in some key races not to lean into AI regulations out of fear that powerful tech groups could spend heavily against them.
dlvr.it
September 18, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Stop hiring republicans to be democratic advisers and start hiring insane trans women from the internet, because we're gonna give much better advice than being spineless losers.
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Going back in time to stop 9/11 but I get bored and smoke a bunch of weed and then when it happens I'm like "What the fuck?? And they hit the PENTAGON????"
September 18, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Going back in time to stop 9/11 but I get bored and smoke a bunch of weed and then when it happens I'm like "What the fuck?? And they hit the PENTAGON????"
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LinkedIn removed my post about my latest story because the images of Republicans doing Republican things violated their community guidelines. Imagine being such assholes that even LinkedIn is like "nahhh that's too much."
September 17, 2026 at 3:05 PM
LinkedIn removed my post about my latest story because the images of Republicans doing Republican things violated their community guidelines. Imagine being such assholes that even LinkedIn is like "nahhh that's too much."
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A personal favorite
![professor x: whats your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3yxedxjkoi4ksorsmfpimmip/bafkreid77xfhl3opevlifl7464nyusgcn37i2d2oqelpzwvapt2w67mqvm)
September 17, 2026 at 7:33 PM
A personal favorite
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Honestly, the asexuality part is really important. (Polyamory too for legal reasons especially.)
People always demand why asexuality requires protection, but it’s already happening in many religiously conservative places—it’s being labeled a deviant “ideology”.
People always demand why asexuality requires protection, but it’s already happening in many religiously conservative places—it’s being labeled a deviant “ideology”.
Seattle makes polyamory, pansexuality and asexuality protected classes.
Seattle makes polyamory, pansexuality and asexuality protected classes
The Seattle City Council voted on Tuesday to adopt civil rights protections for people who are polyamorous or in other nontraditional relationships.
www.knkx.org
September 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Honestly, the asexuality part is really important. (Polyamory too for legal reasons especially.)
People always demand why asexuality requires protection, but it’s already happening in many religiously conservative places—it’s being labeled a deviant “ideology”.
People always demand why asexuality requires protection, but it’s already happening in many religiously conservative places—it’s being labeled a deviant “ideology”.
This movie looks so fun im 100% seeing this in theaters
The ‘STREET FIGHTER’ popcorn bucket is Guile's hair.
You can wear the bucket on your head.
You can wear the bucket on your head.
September 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
This movie looks so fun im 100% seeing this in theaters
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