vyxinalis
@vyxinalis.bsky.social
all-knowing but doing fuckall with the knowledge
do i wanna rope myself in with the racists or the sjws? well uhh hopefully neither
October 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
do i wanna rope myself in with the racists or the sjws? well uhh hopefully neither
starvin for attention? nah i'm just starvin' for burgr... hungry...
October 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
starvin for attention? nah i'm just starvin' for burgr... hungry...
egg fertilization's the first battle royale i've ever won
September 28, 2026 at 11:52 AM
egg fertilization's the first battle royale i've ever won
petplay? you misunderstand. this is petwork, I get paid by the hour
September 25, 2026 at 7:56 AM
petplay? you misunderstand. this is petwork, I get paid by the hour
plant girls are great until you're goin down on her and she lowkey tastes like moss
September 14, 2026 at 4:37 AM
plant girls are great until you're goin down on her and she lowkey tastes like moss
serving cunt and boy howdy is it an all you can eat buffet
August 16, 2026 at 6:48 AM
serving cunt and boy howdy is it an all you can eat buffet
dude check out these sweet wax wings my dad gave me, gonna fly as high as I can in these babies.
what? oh yeah, he did warn me about "getting too close to the sun" but it shouldn't be that bad right?
what? oh yeah, he did warn me about "getting too close to the sun" but it shouldn't be that bad right?
August 14, 2026 at 5:16 AM
dude check out these sweet wax wings my dad gave me, gonna fly as high as I can in these babies.
what? oh yeah, he did warn me about "getting too close to the sun" but it shouldn't be that bad right?
what? oh yeah, he did warn me about "getting too close to the sun" but it shouldn't be that bad right?
got a song in my heart and a skip in my step but man am i bad at singing
July 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
got a song in my heart and a skip in my step but man am i bad at singing
sister? no, i'm a cis mister
July 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
sister? no, i'm a cis mister
panic at the disco? no. don't do that. have some composure
July 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
panic at the disco? no. don't do that. have some composure
reasons why I'd be a bad father:
- generational trauma
- negligence
- naming that dumb ass child fuck mcsucks
- generational trauma
- negligence
- naming that dumb ass child fuck mcsucks
July 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
reasons why I'd be a bad father:
- generational trauma
- negligence
- naming that dumb ass child fuck mcsucks
- generational trauma
- negligence
- naming that dumb ass child fuck mcsucks
fandom is odd because there'll be actually very well detailed character development in some stories and someone else will come along and ask "what if they all made out?" sometimes they do. sometimes it helps the plot too. maybe not all the time though
July 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
fandom is odd because there'll be actually very well detailed character development in some stories and someone else will come along and ask "what if they all made out?" sometimes they do. sometimes it helps the plot too. maybe not all the time though
uh oh! one of your parents said something problematic again!
July 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
uh oh! one of your parents said something problematic again!
i do not "get into car accidents," i choose to enter car incidents. every choice on the road i make is entirely my own decision in sound mind.
July 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
i do not "get into car accidents," i choose to enter car incidents. every choice on the road i make is entirely my own decision in sound mind.
you've heard of pride month; now get ready for prejudice month
June 18, 2026 at 6:02 AM
you've heard of pride month; now get ready for prejudice month
person thinking about becoming male call that uhh potential man
June 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
person thinking about becoming male call that uhh potential man
only one bed? well then this mattress store fucking sucks then
June 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
only one bed? well then this mattress store fucking sucks then
rope bondage but it's through all of your partner's ring piercings
June 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
rope bondage but it's through all of your partner's ring piercings
there should be a gameshow where you gotta guess if an acronym's a kink thing or a investor thing
June 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
there should be a gameshow where you gotta guess if an acronym's a kink thing or a investor thing
it was me barry, it was all me!!
...wait, actually that one wasn't me, that was just you; you fucked it up all by yourself
...wait, actually that one wasn't me, that was just you; you fucked it up all by yourself
June 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
it was me barry, it was all me!!
...wait, actually that one wasn't me, that was just you; you fucked it up all by yourself
...wait, actually that one wasn't me, that was just you; you fucked it up all by yourself
bro wtf is up with my optometrist bruh he gave me the fuckin' icelandic ass eye test wtf u mean "Þ" and "Ð" how the hell do i fuckin tell which one's which when i don't even speak that shit dawg
June 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
bro wtf is up with my optometrist bruh he gave me the fuckin' icelandic ass eye test wtf u mean "Þ" and "Ð" how the hell do i fuckin tell which one's which when i don't even speak that shit dawg
indie music is strange in that you could hear an absolute banger of a track then check the name only for it to be "wargus borgel and the amazing flurk of the wilds"
June 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
indie music is strange in that you could hear an absolute banger of a track then check the name only for it to be "wargus borgel and the amazing flurk of the wilds"
little known fact: saint benedict had a secret evil alter ego called sinner maledict that did evil evil acts
June 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
little known fact: saint benedict had a secret evil alter ego called sinner maledict that did evil evil acts
electric guitar in the acappella group (they got an electrolarynx)
June 8, 2026 at 5:21 AM
electric guitar in the acappella group (they got an electrolarynx)
branded ferrofluid with will ferrell's face on it called ferrellfluid
June 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
branded ferrofluid with will ferrell's face on it called ferrellfluid