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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩
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He/him. Cishet. White Jew. I have Tourette's Syndrome. Happily married. Passionately leftist. 48 years old.

I am ironic, sarcastic, and silly. And I have an awful temper.

Commit to the bit.

The dog's name was Beatrice.

You should probably unfollow me.
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Thank you, Beth.

The best sister I could have possibly asked for.
Now Boone gets to do his favorite thing, show the Yankees players the 2004 ALCS
October 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
You fucking assholes suspended Robert Evans?
October 6, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The good news is that because Aaron Judge is injured, Aaron Boone's job is not in danger.
October 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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Just in case people don't know what a stone cold stunner is bsky.app/profile/jsdt...
Among the long list of Trump's crimes, he has the single worst sell of a Stone Cold Stunner in wrestling history
Stunner Wwe
ALT: Stunner Wwe
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October 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Both President Trump and Secretary of Education McMahon have been on the receiving end of a stone cold stunner, so if anything, this would be a massive promotion for Tracey.
October 6, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Good job, Jazz. Do your own infield positioning, for fun.
October 6, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Oof
October 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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The Stunner doesn’t even drive your head into the mat! God damn does Michael Tracey know anything about anything?
October 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Austin Wells had 62 hits this year and has 5 in the last 3½ games
October 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THREE AUSTIN
October 6, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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There's so much talk about the B-ring in this game it feels like we're 13 letters from watching Richard Feynman drop rubber in a glass of ice water
October 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The Yankees' offense consists of home runs. That's pretty much it, they don't do anything else.
October 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Shoulda challenged that, Ben.
October 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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watch this and the billionaire tax it is designed to negate pass at the same time

what a stupid people we are
California Ballot Issue (Prop 42: Prohibit New Taxes on Personal Property)
Sep 23 - 28, 2026

Yes 48% (+20.0%)
Don't know 28%
No 24%

IVC Media
2906 LV
Sponsor: Independent Voter Project

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October 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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I was seated next to John Conyers at a music industry gala thingie and I go "remember when your shrapnel set off the airport security?" and he looked at me and goes "THAT WAS DINGELL" and didn't talk to me the rest of the night

it was awesome :)
John Dingell introduced a single payer act every term for like 60 years.
October 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Yankees still have only one hit in this series.
October 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Everyone on this team is playing shit defense right now.
October 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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I continue to think it is very weird to have any ball contact a stadium surface and be eligible to be caught
October 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Don't worry, Aaron Boone will be sure to not say anything to his players about any of this.
October 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Almost a fourth error
October 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
That three fuckups by the Yankees defense this half inning.
October 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Sigh
October 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Me getting followed by a journalist with 100K followers: Who the fuck are you?

Me getting followed by someone with 902 followers who posts esoteric nonsense: Oh my god oh my god Goblinweav3r likes me
October 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week.

I unfortunately have other plans.
October 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Reminder that Vice President JD Vance has said that he considers Curtis Yarvin a friend
meanwhile on Xitter...
October 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM