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Steve
@walrus.bsky.social
Musician, developer, walrus.

Nashville, TN ⭕️
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Not even mad about Dart because the second he campaigned with Trump something like this was inevitable
September 22, 2026 at 1:09 AM
LFG. Almost anything other than a data center would be more useful in the middle of a large city than a fucking nascar track.
September 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
If discount store brand mayonnaise was a song it would absolutely be “name” by the goo goo dolls
September 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Where do I sign up for fat bear week
Eats Cake Chocolate Cake
ALT: Eats Cake Chocolate Cake
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September 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I’m not convinced there’s any product Shaq wouldn’t shill for in a commercial if you gave him twenty bucks.
September 20, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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September 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Apropos of nothing, sharing this little except from Prince’s memoir, “The Beauiful Ones”:

“…they keep trying to ram […] Ed Sheeran down our throats and we don't like it no matter how many times they play it.”
September 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Oh my god she averages like 4 points per game
September 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
GOD DAMMIT THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
If Australia halftime isn’t John Farnham belting you’re the voice what are we even doing here
September 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
If Australia halftime isn’t John Farnham belting you’re the voice what are we even doing here
September 11, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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if I were the New England Patriots, I would simply decline to play the Seattle Seahawks
September 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
First true thing he’s ever said 😂
Trump in Texas: "I didn't need to be here tonight. I could've been in a nice place somewhere in the world."
September 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
So we’re casually house hunting (I.e looking at Zillow & sighing), finding some actual reasonable things near our old hood. (Market is fuckin’ weird right now)

then realize half the ones that look promising are probably less than 1/2 mile from where Nashville will let assholes put a data center 😞
September 9, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Well, this is one way to get me to care about Billy strings I guess
Trey and Billy Strings are coming together for two very special concerts benefiting Divided Sky Foundation on Friday, November 20 and Saturday, November 21, at the DCU Center in Worcester, MA. Trey and Billy will perform together and be backed by Trey Anastasio Band.
September 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
We’re gonna be okay
Dude left a trail of bodies behind him
September 7, 2026 at 4:13 AM
The first and last time I am ever doing this. But this has to be the year. 🍀
September 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
A reminder: fuck residencies.
Harry Styles kicked off his 30-show run at Madison Square Garden in New York City on Wednesday. Here's a look inside the monthslong residency. nyti.ms/4wVc9ZD
August 27, 2026 at 9:46 PM
These guys absolutely rip and you should go listen to my tape of this show to drown out the overwhelming sadness of this whole stupid week
August 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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A classic.
August 26, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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We're simply relieved Laura Loomer was cut.
August 20, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I was like “wait didn’t he just get divorced?” and then I once again had to remember that, somehow, despite no one asking for this, post malone and jelly roll are technically two different people.
August 20, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I turned out perfectly normal and well adjusted with no mental problems at all!
August 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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I guess I’m just so cynical about billionaires in general that I think they are probably all under or should be under “investigation,” but nothing will ever happen to them regardless of whether they’re doing crimes because neither Dems nor republicans want to cut off the donor spigot.
Saying on national TV this was just a "business opportunity he couldn't say no to" seems pretty irresponsible by Ramona given the guy who just bought the team last year is under federal investigation for alleged tax crimes and is selling the team to someone with direct ties to the President.
August 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM