Walt Clyde Phraser
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Shrewd. Clever. Schmuck.
#Knicks #ConnecticutSun
#Knicks #ConnecticutSun
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Melo courtside just chatting with his past self
More than anything, the Knicks first preseason game reminded me how much the NBA app sucks ass
October 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
More than anything, the Knicks first preseason game reminded me how much the NBA app sucks ass
Lukewarm take incoming:
I don’t begrudge people who like pineapple pizza. It’s meh, but not the abomination it’s made out to be. I wouldn’t pay for one, but might have a slice if offered
My issue is that it renders pizza useless as a leftover. Not good cold and a reheated pineapple is just gross.
I don’t begrudge people who like pineapple pizza. It’s meh, but not the abomination it’s made out to be. I wouldn’t pay for one, but might have a slice if offered
My issue is that it renders pizza useless as a leftover. Not good cold and a reheated pineapple is just gross.
October 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Lukewarm take incoming:
I don’t begrudge people who like pineapple pizza. It’s meh, but not the abomination it’s made out to be. I wouldn’t pay for one, but might have a slice if offered
My issue is that it renders pizza useless as a leftover. Not good cold and a reheated pineapple is just gross.
I don’t begrudge people who like pineapple pizza. It’s meh, but not the abomination it’s made out to be. I wouldn’t pay for one, but might have a slice if offered
My issue is that it renders pizza useless as a leftover. Not good cold and a reheated pineapple is just gross.
This seems to be a recurring motif
October 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
This seems to be a recurring motif
Will it ever feel real? I don’t know.
Maybe if they win it again this season
Maybe if they win it again this season
"They really did it 🥲"
Reliving the final moments of Game 5 of the 2026 NBA Finals, when the Knicks became NBA Champions for the first time in 53 years 🏆
Reliving the final moments of Game 5 of the 2026 NBA Finals, when the Knicks became NBA Champions for the first time in 53 years 🏆
October 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Will it ever feel real? I don’t know.
Maybe if they win it again this season
Maybe if they win it again this season
Might sound crazy after their run last year, but I believe trading LaMelo was addition by subtraction.
As Knicks fans who just saw their team win a chip after a couple of decades of serious un-seriousness, we can attest to the importance of culture. Hornets can now start building one.
As Knicks fans who just saw their team win a chip after a couple of decades of serious un-seriousness, we can attest to the importance of culture. Hornets can now start building one.
September 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Might sound crazy after their run last year, but I believe trading LaMelo was addition by subtraction.
As Knicks fans who just saw their team win a chip after a couple of decades of serious un-seriousness, we can attest to the importance of culture. Hornets can now start building one.
As Knicks fans who just saw their team win a chip after a couple of decades of serious un-seriousness, we can attest to the importance of culture. Hornets can now start building one.
DeWanna Bonner with 11 points in the third quarter for the Dream and that's why they brought her in.
September 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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when i went to macys as a kid i used to hide from my mom in the circular rack that is cynthia coopers pants
September 28, 2026 at 12:02 AM
when i went to macys as a kid i used to hide from my mom in the circular rack that is cynthia coopers pants
It’s coming to a close because Cathy Englebert and Adam Silver are money-eyed dipshits who contend that Hartford is a different market than Uncasville, CT. Connecticut is being punished because the WNBA doesn’t understand human geography.
Thank you, Connecticut 🧡
Mohegan Sun was home to unforgettable moments and a fanbase that showed up every step of the way.
A special era of WNBA basketball in Connecticut comes to a close.
#WNBASeason30
Mohegan Sun was home to unforgettable moments and a fanbase that showed up every step of the way.
A special era of WNBA basketball in Connecticut comes to a close.
#WNBASeason30
September 25, 2026 at 1:48 AM
It’s coming to a close because Cathy Englebert and Adam Silver are money-eyed dipshits who contend that Hartford is a different market than Uncasville, CT. Connecticut is being punished because the WNBA doesn’t understand human geography.
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Temecula
RUBIO: TRUMP IS OPEN TO MEETING WITH ANYBODY
September 22, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Temecula
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September 20, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Mad Ants former rival of the Proto-Westchester Knicks, the Erie Bayhawks. I hope this mascot costume finds a second life in a c-tier amusement park or community theater costume closet
Hearing that the Fort Wayne Mad Ants have become the Noblesville Boom. Let's be honest, those words are nonsense to most people, but what I want you to know is that a good/insane mascot is dead.
September 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Mad Ants former rival of the Proto-Westchester Knicks, the Erie Bayhawks. I hope this mascot costume finds a second life in a c-tier amusement park or community theater costume closet
Doesn’t the law say Congress gets to decide where that money goes?
JD Vance: "The American people have every right to expect that when they write a check to the IRS, when they write a check to the federal government, that money is gonna go to where the law says it should go and not to fraudsters."
September 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Doesn’t the law say Congress gets to decide where that money goes?
No stat on pitcher hat adjustment rate
Umpire: Doug Eddings
Final: Cardinals 7, Rockies 6
#STLCards // #Rockies
#STLvsCOL // #COLvsSTL
More stats for this ump 👇
https://umpscorecards.com/data/single-umpire/Doug%20Eddings
Final: Cardinals 7, Rockies 6
#STLCards // #Rockies
#STLvsCOL // #COLvsSTL
More stats for this ump 👇
https://umpscorecards.com/data/single-umpire/Doug%20Eddings
September 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
No stat on pitcher hat adjustment rate
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gimme fuel
gimme fire
gimme damon stoudamire
gimme fire
gimme damon stoudamire
September 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
gimme fuel
gimme fire
gimme damon stoudamire
gimme fire
gimme damon stoudamire
I like Amen, but he needs to add either shooting or ballhandling for that contract to be worth it. Or for there to be a big jump in salary cap/apron reform.
Not holding my breath regarding the handles or cap restrictions (at least not before the CBA expires) so hope he’s working on that jumper.
Not holding my breath regarding the handles or cap restrictions (at least not before the CBA expires) so hope he’s working on that jumper.
Just in: Houston Rockets' Amen Thompson has agreed to a five-year, $208 million rookie-scale contract extension with the franchise, sources tell ESPN. The new deal includes a 10% trade kicker.
September 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I like Amen, but he needs to add either shooting or ballhandling for that contract to be worth it. Or for there to be a big jump in salary cap/apron reform.
Not holding my breath regarding the handles or cap restrictions (at least not before the CBA expires) so hope he’s working on that jumper.
Not holding my breath regarding the handles or cap restrictions (at least not before the CBA expires) so hope he’s working on that jumper.
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What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
September 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
Curious how the NBA ruling affects this
🚨 Clippers owner Steve Ballmer has been sued by 11 Aspiration investors who allege Ballmer used the company (now named Catona) "to secretly funnel millions of dollars to star NBA player, Kawhi Leonard [...] paying him more than allowed by the NBA’s salary cap rules” — www.pablo.show/p/update-ste...
UPDATE: Steve Ballmer sued by 11 Aspiration investors who allege salary-cap circumvention for Kawhi Leonard
Los Angeles Clippers owner Steve Ballmer has just been sued by 11 Aspiration investors who allege that Ballmer used the company — which is now called Catona — “to secretly funnel millions of dollars t...
www.pablo.show
September 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Curious how the NBA ruling affects this
STILL thinking about this.
There are a million moments when a champion makes it known he’s a champion. This one sticks out for me. In the face of total bullhonkey Jalen is calm, cool, confident, and in completed control.
There are a million moments when a champion makes it known he’s a champion. This one sticks out for me. In the face of total bullhonkey Jalen is calm, cool, confident, and in completed control.
September 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
STILL thinking about this.
There are a million moments when a champion makes it known he’s a champion. This one sticks out for me. In the face of total bullhonkey Jalen is calm, cool, confident, and in completed control.
There are a million moments when a champion makes it known he’s a champion. This one sticks out for me. In the face of total bullhonkey Jalen is calm, cool, confident, and in completed control.
One of my favorite things about Knicks winning a chip is Knicks fans periodically reminding each other that we lived to see it months later
And not only that we witnessed a championship, but one of the most dominant yet improbable runs in NBA history
It’s September and it still feels amazing
And not only that we witnessed a championship, but one of the most dominant yet improbable runs in NBA history
It’s September and it still feels amazing
September 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
One of my favorite things about Knicks winning a chip is Knicks fans periodically reminding each other that we lived to see it months later
And not only that we witnessed a championship, but one of the most dominant yet improbable runs in NBA history
It’s September and it still feels amazing
And not only that we witnessed a championship, but one of the most dominant yet improbable runs in NBA history
It’s September and it still feels amazing
They tried really hard to make this Pat Summit mannequin look like Trump
August 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
They tried really hard to make this Pat Summit mannequin look like Trump
If heaven is where everyone wears shoes inside the house, then send me straight to hell
August 29, 2026 at 10:23 PM
If heaven is where everyone wears shoes inside the house, then send me straight to hell
RIP Dolly and Tim Curry
The Boomer generation’s PR has been ass lately and they just lost two of their starting five.
The Boomer generation’s PR has been ass lately and they just lost two of their starting five.
August 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
RIP Dolly and Tim Curry
The Boomer generation’s PR has been ass lately and they just lost two of their starting five.
The Boomer generation’s PR has been ass lately and they just lost two of their starting five.
When it’s men, it’s competitive drive. When it’s women, it’s “drama”
Fox host: WNBA players are “proving that women shouldn't have a league. It's too dramatic.”
August 25, 2026 at 9:28 PM
When it’s men, it’s competitive drive. When it’s women, it’s “drama”