Wampum
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These inflation numbers are just a distraction from the real problems this country faces.
…like the critical shortage of ballrooms and gala venues.
…like the critical shortage of ballrooms and gala venues.
May 12, 2026 at 1:49 PM
These inflation numbers are just a distraction from the real problems this country faces.
…like the critical shortage of ballrooms and gala venues.
…like the critical shortage of ballrooms and gala venues.
The Iran objectives become more clear.
March 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The Iran objectives become more clear.
Instead of protesting the State of the Union with matching outfits or little signs like last time, the most effective way to respond to the outlandish lies will be to laugh. Laughing AT Trump will have more impact than a thousand sternly worded letters.
February 22, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Instead of protesting the State of the Union with matching outfits or little signs like last time, the most effective way to respond to the outlandish lies will be to laugh. Laughing AT Trump will have more impact than a thousand sternly worded letters.
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JUST IN: In a new lawsuit, Minnesota officials say DHS mishandled evidence from today's crime scene and made "astonishing" law enforcement decisions. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 AM
JUST IN: In a new lawsuit, Minnesota officials say DHS mishandled evidence from today's crime scene and made "astonishing" law enforcement decisions. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
It used to be fringe to think the government was lying to us.
January 25, 2026 at 3:08 AM
It used to be fringe to think the government was lying to us.
Can we please get orange grandpa focused on another ballroom instead of his obsession with precipitating the decline of the American Republic?
January 18, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Can we please get orange grandpa focused on another ballroom instead of his obsession with precipitating the decline of the American Republic?
It’s time to end the presidential pardon for anyone but turkeys.
January 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
It’s time to end the presidential pardon for anyone but turkeys.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Let me get this straight:
The US bombed a corridor into a country, abducted its leader, then demanded $2.8B worth of oil for Trump to personally spend, and this is a law enforcement action, not an act of war?
The US bombed a corridor into a country, abducted its leader, then demanded $2.8B worth of oil for Trump to personally spend, and this is a law enforcement action, not an act of war?
January 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Let me get this straight:
The US bombed a corridor into a country, abducted its leader, then demanded $2.8B worth of oil for Trump to personally spend, and this is a law enforcement action, not an act of war?
The US bombed a corridor into a country, abducted its leader, then demanded $2.8B worth of oil for Trump to personally spend, and this is a law enforcement action, not an act of war?
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It's 2025, and we're sharing bootleg 60 Minutes segments broadcast in other countries because our own country is being run by fascists and their billionaire-owned state media helpers, just as the Founding Fathers intended, of course.
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's 2025, and we're sharing bootleg 60 Minutes segments broadcast in other countries because our own country is being run by fascists and their billionaire-owned state media helpers, just as the Founding Fathers intended, of course.
Whoops, somebody forgot to remove this link in time.
August 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Whoops, somebody forgot to remove this link in time.
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"If I replace the Labor Statistics Commissioner, the job numbers will be great!" is the new "If we stop testing, we'll have fewer Covid cases!"
August 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"If I replace the Labor Statistics Commissioner, the job numbers will be great!" is the new "If we stop testing, we'll have fewer Covid cases!"
“Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?”
Enigma is an anagram for gamine.
gamine /gă-mēn′, găm′ēn/
noun
An often homeless girl who roams about the streets; an urchin.
A petite, charming girl or woman, especially one with a playful demeanor.
Enigma is an anagram for gamine.
gamine /gă-mēn′, găm′ēn/
noun
An often homeless girl who roams about the streets; an urchin.
A petite, charming girl or woman, especially one with a playful demeanor.
July 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
“Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?”
Enigma is an anagram for gamine.
gamine /gă-mēn′, găm′ēn/
noun
An often homeless girl who roams about the streets; an urchin.
A petite, charming girl or woman, especially one with a playful demeanor.
Enigma is an anagram for gamine.
gamine /gă-mēn′, găm′ēn/
noun
An often homeless girl who roams about the streets; an urchin.
A petite, charming girl or woman, especially one with a playful demeanor.
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Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
July 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
The new secret police summer fashion lineup just dropped.
June 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The new secret police summer fashion lineup just dropped.
When Trump replaces JPow with the Hawk Tua girl, he’s going to make us all trillionaires.
June 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
When Trump replaces JPow with the Hawk Tua girl, he’s going to make us all trillionaires.
The suspect in the Minnesota lawmaker shootings will likely avoid domestic terror charges since he didn’t damage any Teslas during his rampage.
June 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The suspect in the Minnesota lawmaker shootings will likely avoid domestic terror charges since he didn’t damage any Teslas during his rampage.
Has the US issued a travel advisory against itself?
June 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Has the US issued a travel advisory against itself?
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"I voted for lawless, anonymous, masked, and unchecked police" is one hell of a jump from "eggs cost too much."
June 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
"I voted for lawless, anonymous, masked, and unchecked police" is one hell of a jump from "eggs cost too much."
ICE agents are raiding Home Depot parking lots because…[checks notes] …dangerous gang members from Tren de Aragua go there to find work as day laborers?
June 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ICE agents are raiding Home Depot parking lots because…[checks notes] …dangerous gang members from Tren de Aragua go there to find work as day laborers?
ICE agents: why doesn’t the public support our work?!
Their work:
Their work:
June 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
ICE agents: why doesn’t the public support our work?!
Their work:
Their work:
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
"I would never be one to turn down that kind of an offer. I mean, I could be a stupid person and say, 'No, we don't want a free, very expensive airplane.'
May 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"I would never be one to turn down that kind of an offer. I mean, I could be a stupid person and say, 'No, we don't want a free, very expensive airplane.'