Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan)
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Actual Hans Moleman (#1 Payton Eeles fan)
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UCW Union Organizer

Free Palestine
Braves best team in the league, Mets and Phillies tied for the worst record in baseball
April 27, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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The Braves franchise spans 156 years and 2,185 players. Throughout his career, newly-inducted Braves Hall of Famer Brian Snitker has played with, coached, managed, or worked alongside nearly half of them.
April 27, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Me when I write fiction for a living
April 23, 2026 at 9:59 PM
@nyamakop.co.za reading this thread like:
April 23, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Just got back from watching Speed Racer in IMAX for its 15th anniversary and goddamn does it still hold up.
April 22, 2026 at 6:06 AM
April 17, 2026 at 7:20 PM
You worked for an organization that killed more civilians than the Taliban, Al Qaeda, Hamas, and Hezbollah combined
April 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
post your favorite film from the year you turned 18
April 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Fellas, is it cool to trans your gender?
April 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
The Duality of Man
April 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
US blows up an Iranian university killing nearly 300 students and staff in its useless war, University of Washington fires staff member and closes entire department over criticism of it
April 6, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Me when I'm stupid:
Why is Trump so enthusiastic about destroying Iranian civilian infrastructure? It won’t win the war. It is likely for another reason: to provoke an Iranian response that Trump can use for his own purposes. (2/17)
April 6, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Imagine firing a guy for criticizing the least popular war in American history
April 6, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Love to call people low information by pretending things that are on record happening as imaginary, we get it you're a genocidal propagandist.
March 20, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Holy fucking shit this book is incredible
March 19, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Let's fucking goooooo
March 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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VENEZUELA DEFEATS THE UNITED STATES TO TAKE HOME THEIR FIRST WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPIONSHIP 🇻🇪🏆
March 18, 2026 at 2:56 AM
ITS OVER

VENEZUELA WINS THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC
March 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
GTFO Team USA

Great job Venezuela
March 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Columbia University has a hell of a lot to answer for.
Breaking News: A New Jersey woman who took part in pro-Palestinian demonstrations at Columbia University in 2024 has been released from a federal detention center in Texas, where she had been held for more than a year. She has not been charged with a crime. nyti.ms/4sJs8In
March 16, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Bro everyone hates conservatives, including conservatives
Congratulations to Paul Thomas Anderson
March 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Decades of what now?
Decades of diplomatic work could go up in smoke because we elected a child rapist and he needed to change the news cycle for a few weeks.
March 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Person of Interest in a nutshell
March 8, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Yeah sure
March 8, 2026 at 9:00 AM
BREAKING NEWS:

VENEZUELA DESTROYS ISRAEL
March 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM