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KelleyBean ✌️☮️
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Yinzer. Childless Cat Lady. GenX.
Dem, ADHD, Agnostic, Potty Mouth, Scrappy, NASA nerd.

Sic Semper Tyrannis!

Followed & re-skeeted by Heather Cox Richardson

Banned from Twitter for calling Elon Musk a KKKunt

#NoKings #Resist #BLM #FuckTrump #FuckICE 🌊
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Whenever there’s talk in the news about taking more rights away from women, I bust out this gem from “Sassy Smurf” before she was on Ted Lasso. I love it. 😆😂🤣

youtu.be/htGAdlkStv8
The Mash Report: Women Have Told Everyone to Just F**k Off
YouTube video by Zippideh Doodah
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#IsmuasMonthOfMusic 🎼
#MusicChallenge 🎶
#MusicSky

Day 2️⃣4️⃣: A song for your "sad girl/boy autumn" playlist.

youtu.be/VZt7J0iaUD0
September 23, 2026 at 10:27 PM
What a sweetheart
🐾Sirius arrived emaciated w/ 3 other dogs, found in apt w/ deceased owner. On special refeeding plan & has since gained weight. Good leash-walker, earned 2nd best behavior. Arrived w/ bite wounds from his time trapped in apt w/ no food & wants to be solo pet. Foster by 9/24 nycacc.app#/browse/263434
September 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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In 9 months, Zohran Mamdani has:

-Secured millions in worker restitution from DoorDash and UberEats
-Launched the first stage of his universal childcare program
-Cracked down on bad landlords
-Balanced NYC's budget without cutting major social services

This is what leadership looks like.
September 23, 2026 at 4:45 PM
September 23, 2026 at 7:52 PM
term and age limits NOW
“Are you really considering running again? What are your thoughts on McConnell?”

Our favorite 🇺🇸 American Gerontocracy reporter desiree townsend asks 93yo Chuck Grassley exactly what everyone should be asking him👇🏽🔥
September 23, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"A-hem!"

***taps microphone***

"Once more for the cheap clouds. I will believe in God again if he takes #trump whilst live on camera, still spewing lies about a "stollen" election. Your move, Yahweh."

#FuckTrump
#IHDY?
Kiashyy Presents: Painting of God the Father
Alt: Kiashyy Presents: Painting of God the Father
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September 23, 2026 at 6:43 PM
President of the Leopards Eating Faces Party
September 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
he's got his finger on the pulse of the hard-hitting news, doesn't he? 🙄😏
Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.
September 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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TALARICO: “The richest 1% now owns more wealth than the entire middle class. 3 dudes (Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos) now own more wealth than 165 million Americans combined… they aren’t just buying yachts and jets anymore. They’re now buying power.” 🇺🇸

(From @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social )
September 23, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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This how you do it, well done Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman….
September 23, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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Early voting for the midterms has started in various states! Check out if your state is one of them or see when early voting starts for you at IWILLVOTE.COM
September 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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September 23, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts
Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts
WASHINGTON—Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tue...
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July 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Ed Sheeran should take notes
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”
September 23, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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Kyiv has been under attack all morning. The city is covered in smoke.

At least 1 person has been killed and 2 more injured.

You can help save lives by supporting Sky Defense:

u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...
Sky Defense: Donate to Protect Ukrainian Skies | UNITED24
Donate to air defenses: drones, electronic warfare devices, vehicles for mobile air defense units, and other equipment that can intercept russian weapons
u24.gov.ua
September 23, 2026 at 9:20 AM
If they held the trials in large stadiums and sold tickets, they could use the proceeds in an attempt to offset our tax money used to fund #ICE. 😆
September 23, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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USPS in Utah dumped 300 mail-in ballots into a parking lot garbage bin. USPS’s current defense? “Laziness.”
Utah postal worker accused of throwing away 300 mail-in ballots in church parking lot
Over 95% of Utah voters rely on mail-in ballots, making destroyed ballots critical loss.
www.deseret.com
September 23, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Amerie’s career should have been 🔥

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Amerie - 1 Thing [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Bad Boy Edd
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September 23, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I’ve often wondered what I would say to the “decrepit shit bag” if I ever met him in real life.

I think this just about covers it.

#IHDY?

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Ted lasso you just die rupert🤣
YouTube video by VALAR MORGULIS
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September 23, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Seattle area people! Anybody got room to foster a mom and some wee little puppies?
URGENT: #SeattleDog people: The Seattle Animal Shelter needs TWO fosters for TWO moms with neonatal puppies. SUPER cute but not doing great in a kennel environment -
Please email [email protected] if you are able to foster.

@cheriepriest.com @nedpyle.com please amplify if you can?
September 22, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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newhope.shelterbuddy.com/Animal/Profi.... Beautiful Stallone kitty is at risk at the ACC Animal Kill Shelter!!
At-Risk Profile: Stallone
Stallone is at-risk of euthanasia and needs placement. Please consider opening your home today!
newhope.shelterbuddy.com
September 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Thanks to #trump, I look and feel like I’ve aged ten years just over the last two.

For the love of Christ, get out of our lives…forever.
Chris Farley SNL: How Do We Get Back on Track?
Alt: Chris Farley SNL: How Do We Get Back on Track?
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September 23, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Just in case you’re wondering, yes, he has been a total shithead his entire life.
September 23, 2026 at 1:18 AM