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I should redownload Balatro.
September 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I should redownload Balatro.
Last year some guy tried to make an AI Werner Herzog film and they asked Herzog about it yesterday, his answer was so good:
September 16, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Last year some guy tried to make an AI Werner Herzog film and they asked Herzog about it yesterday, his answer was so good:
All of the talk about why movies don’t do as well as they did at the box office in the 90’s and 2000’s misses the most obvious difference between movies then and now: movies no longer end with the lead actor rapping the plot over the end credits.
September 16, 2026 at 11:54 AM
All of the talk about why movies don’t do as well as they did at the box office in the 90’s and 2000’s misses the most obvious difference between movies then and now: movies no longer end with the lead actor rapping the plot over the end credits.
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons
June 16, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
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All men live enveloped in whale-lines.
September 16, 2026 at 10:47 AM
All men live enveloped in whale-lines.
I know there’s a lot going on in the world but the director of the FBI said that they had so many qualified candidates who had been forced to do beastiality in the past that it required a policy change, and it barely made a blip outside of sicko Bluesky.
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
September 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I know there’s a lot going on in the world but the director of the FBI said that they had so many qualified candidates who had been forced to do beastiality in the past that it required a policy change, and it barely made a blip outside of sicko Bluesky.
I really want to play Metal Gear Solid 5 again but I don’t have an hour of my life to spend crawling through a hospital.
Video Game Prologue Still Going https://theonion.com/video-game-prologue-still-going/
September 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I really want to play Metal Gear Solid 5 again but I don’t have an hour of my life to spend crawling through a hospital.
What is happening
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
What is happening
*Teacher voice* Thank you for sharing CNN. I’d like to hear from somebody else now.
September 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
*Teacher voice* Thank you for sharing CNN. I’d like to hear from somebody else now.
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singing along to Linkin Park while you wait for your mom to get done in the store
September 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
singing along to Linkin Park while you wait for your mom to get done in the store
Okay before we get ahead of ourselves “Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are running a grift” is maybe not the journalistic scoop of the decade.
In a hidden-camera operation, pardon brokers Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl said that for $300,000, they could help a felon get a pardon from the president. They said their services included working with influencers to advocate for his case. cbsn.ws/4dj706z
September 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Okay before we get ahead of ourselves “Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are running a grift” is maybe not the journalistic scoop of the decade.
Is this a safe space to admit that I think The Binding of Isaac is a bad game?
Review: Mewgenics (PS5) - The Best Roguelike Since The Binding of Isaac
Mini Review: Mewgenics (PS5) - The Best Roguelike Since The Binding of Isaac
"Can I pet your kitties?"
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September 14, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Is this a safe space to admit that I think The Binding of Isaac is a bad game?
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A man with his finger on the pulse of the electorate
September 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
A man with his finger on the pulse of the electorate
Another weird 2000’s thing I just remembered: Fireproof, the Kirk Cameron movie about a firefighter who can’t stop watching pornography on the dining room computer.
September 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Another weird 2000’s thing I just remembered: Fireproof, the Kirk Cameron movie about a firefighter who can’t stop watching pornography on the dining room computer.
Just remembered that Will Smith released a rap about 9/11 in 2005.
September 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Just remembered that Will Smith released a rap about 9/11 in 2005.
You don’t eat Geodude by himself, you grind him up and use him to season another meal, like Psyduck.
I would not eat Geodude, that is just a rock
(standing on stage in front of booing crowd) I will not. No, I stand by my original statement. I would eat any of the 150 original pokemon. Yes, including Mewtwo. You know what, actually? Especially Mewtwo. If you can't be reasonable, I'll say it- especially the genius level ones, especially Mewtwo
September 13, 2026 at 3:27 PM
You don’t eat Geodude by himself, you grind him up and use him to season another meal, like Psyduck.
Me: Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Black sheep, who has been conditioned by capitalism to think of his body as an economic commodity: Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
Black sheep, who has been conditioned by capitalism to think of his body as an economic commodity: Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
September 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Me: Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Black sheep, who has been conditioned by capitalism to think of his body as an economic commodity: Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
Black sheep, who has been conditioned by capitalism to think of his body as an economic commodity: Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
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"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
September 12, 2026 at 3:03 PM
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
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trailer sales sign, clinton highway, knoxville, tennessee, 1984
September 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
trailer sales sign, clinton highway, knoxville, tennessee, 1984
Coyote placing the last brick in the new wine-cellar wall, sealing Roadrunner inside. He smiles, then goes to leave the cellar. It’s dark; he feels for a door, panic rising as he realizes he has sealed the wall from the wrong side. He holds up a sign reading “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR!”
September 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Coyote placing the last brick in the new wine-cellar wall, sealing Roadrunner inside. He smiles, then goes to leave the cellar. It’s dark; he feels for a door, panic rising as he realizes he has sealed the wall from the wrong side. He holds up a sign reading “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR!”
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What can't be forgotten about 9/11 is the ocean of BS controversies and cancel campaigns in the aftermath, like the backlash to this 2002 Starbucks ad that was accused of portraying the towers as cups and insects as the airliners (???)
September 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
What can't be forgotten about 9/11 is the ocean of BS controversies and cancel campaigns in the aftermath, like the backlash to this 2002 Starbucks ad that was accused of portraying the towers as cups and insects as the airliners (???)
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This airline rules so hard
September 10, 2026 at 12:20 PM
This airline rules so hard
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