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Holy shit shut up about Hasan Piker.
Haley Stevens:
"I respect Democrats who disagree with my decision and ask for the same respect in return."
"I respect Democrats who disagree with my decision and ask for the same respect in return."
November 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Holy shit shut up about Hasan Piker.
The year is 2040. I have just turned in my paper arguing that Donald Trump’s repressed bisexuality was a larger factor in the dissolution of the Republican Party than most scholars have recognized. My professor slaps me in the face so hard my eyebrows fall off.
November 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The year is 2040. I have just turned in my paper arguing that Donald Trump’s repressed bisexuality was a larger factor in the dissolution of the Republican Party than most scholars have recognized. My professor slaps me in the face so hard my eyebrows fall off.
Pete Hegseth is GOOD LOOKING
Marco Rubio is HOT
J.D. Vance
Scott Bessent is CENTRAL CASTING
Marco Rubio is HOT
J.D. Vance
Scott Bessent is CENTRAL CASTING
Q: Who is your best looking administration official? JD Vance, Marco Rubio, Scott Bessent, Pete Hegseth?
Trump: Pete's a good looking guy. I think they're all great looking. Marco's really a great, hot politician. Scott Bessent is central casting
Trump: Pete's a good looking guy. I think they're all great looking. Marco's really a great, hot politician. Scott Bessent is central casting
November 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Pete Hegseth is GOOD LOOKING
Marco Rubio is HOT
J.D. Vance
Scott Bessent is CENTRAL CASTING
Marco Rubio is HOT
J.D. Vance
Scott Bessent is CENTRAL CASTING
Azazel does NOT live in the 666 area code, he’s in the 616. 666 is Pazuzu. This is basic Christian theology.
My favorite example of this is still Tucker listening credulously as his guest Sean Stone claimed to have received a direct phone call from the demon “Azazel,” using a 666-6666 phone number
When Carlson pressed as to what the “angel of death” told him, Stone responded, “I don't remember”
When Carlson pressed as to what the “angel of death” told him, Stone responded, “I don't remember”
November 2, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Azazel does NOT live in the 666 area code, he’s in the 616. 666 is Pazuzu. This is basic Christian theology.
That’s right, drag her ass *squints at name* hang on
November 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
That’s right, drag her ass *squints at name* hang on
I love how clear it is here that she was crying immediately before making this video. No one in her life who loved her enough to wrestle the phone out of her hands.
Haley Stevens says she is endorsing Mike Rogers for the U.S. Senate
November 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I love how clear it is here that she was crying immediately before making this video. No one in her life who loved her enough to wrestle the phone out of her hands.
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First Halloween without Lindsay Graham is hitting hard. 😔
November 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
First Halloween without Lindsay Graham is hitting hard. 😔
I asked ChatGPT to produce a flattering but realistic picture of Ken Paxton and it killed itself.
JOE PAGS: The media will show a picture of your like you're constipated, and then show a picture of Talarico like he's king of the world
KEN PAXTON: People always say 'you're much better looking in person than in the media' ... James Talarico looks like an angel from heaven
KEN PAXTON: People always say 'you're much better looking in person than in the media' ... James Talarico looks like an angel from heaven
October 31, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I asked ChatGPT to produce a flattering but realistic picture of Ken Paxton and it killed itself.
Deeply, deeply cringe.
October 31, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Deeply, deeply cringe.
Anytime someone tries to make me learn about a YouTuber’s personal life.
what all this gibberish of yours is about, I don’t know, and I don’t much care
October 31, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Anytime someone tries to make me learn about a YouTuber’s personal life.
Yes… Noah’s Ark, that’s what that looks like…
October 30, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Yes… Noah’s Ark, that’s what that looks like…
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thread of headlines in newspaper archives about people who had the same name as a future famous person!!!!
October 28, 2026 at 9:49 PM
thread of headlines in newspaper archives about people who had the same name as a future famous person!!!!
How I’m trying to be
October 28, 2026 at 9:34 PM
How I’m trying to be
What I tell myself as I crack open beer #4.
Like cures like; and for this hunt, my malady becomes my most desired health.
October 28, 2026 at 12:48 PM
What I tell myself as I crack open beer #4.
Shaking, crying, throwing up at the thought of the police having to reschedule chair setup for a health and wellness event. Truly, Mamdani does not care how many lives he destroys.
October 27, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Shaking, crying, throwing up at the thought of the police having to reschedule chair setup for a health and wellness event. Truly, Mamdani does not care how many lives he destroys.
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Me and my large adult sons putting in extra shifts at the Racism Factory to save up for a meal at our favorite restaurant, The Cheesecake Factory.
October 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Me and my large adult sons putting in extra shifts at the Racism Factory to save up for a meal at our favorite restaurant, The Cheesecake Factory.
Bolsonaro’s about to be hospitalized with strands of Covid you can’t even imagine.
BRAZIL'S LULA WILL BE REELECTED PRESIDENT IN RUNOFF VOTE, CEO OF POLLSTER ATLASINTEL SAYS
October 26, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Bolsonaro’s about to be hospitalized with strands of Covid you can’t even imagine.
Can’t help but notice that Abdul El-Sayed has been completely silent on the H3 Podcast situation.
October 25, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Can’t help but notice that Abdul El-Sayed has been completely silent on the H3 Podcast situation.
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[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!
October 24, 2026 at 6:42 PM
[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!