Wayne Hepner
@waynehepner.bsky.social
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Wayne Hepner
@waynehepner.bsky.social
· Jan 17
#My2026Motto Thanks, Juvenal. Thanks first issue of MAD to have one. Couldn't have put it better myself.
#MyFavoritePotion makes you small.
September 21, 2026 at 11:45 PM
#MyFavoritePotion makes you small.
#MyFavoritePotion is the one that took your mind, I mean made you mine.
September 21, 2026 at 11:38 PM
#MyFavoritePotion is the one that took your mind, I mean made you mine.
#DifficultMoviesAndShows Burden a Wire
September 19, 2026 at 1:45 PM
#DifficultMoviesAndShows Burden a Wire
#DifficultMoviesAndShows My Dinner With Quandry
September 19, 2026 at 1:35 PM
#DifficultMoviesAndShows My Dinner With Quandry
#MyBiggestFearCameToLife and it's not even Easter.
September 19, 2026 at 1:42 AM
#MyBiggestFearCameToLife and it's not even Easter.
#MyBiggestFearCameToLife at last! They laughed at me, called me crazy, an idiot, but it really happened! Who's laughing, now?
September 19, 2026 at 1:32 AM
#MyBiggestFearCameToLife at last! They laughed at me, called me crazy, an idiot, but it really happened! Who's laughing, now?
#MyBiggestFearCameToLife "That's no snake, it's a tatzelwurm!"
September 19, 2026 at 1:10 AM
#MyBiggestFearCameToLife "That's no snake, it's a tatzelwurm!"
Of course #MyOasisWouldBe be visited by lions between the time I spot it and when I get there.
September 19, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Of course #MyOasisWouldBe be visited by lions between the time I spot it and when I get there.
I kind of thought #MyOasisWouldBe coming up by now. It's hard to know where you are out here.
September 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I kind of thought #MyOasisWouldBe coming up by now. It's hard to know where you are out here.
#MyOasisWouldBe a place where you don't even know your own name.
September 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
#MyOasisWouldBe a place where you don't even know your own name.
#IncludeDriveFabricHonest Is that honestly the fabric you picked? It would drive me crazy
September 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
#IncludeDriveFabricHonest Is that honestly the fabric you picked? It would drive me crazy
#IncludeDriveFabricHonest ... one of the driving forces of our fair city, a pillar of the fabric of society itself, impeccably honest, shrewdly intelligent, our next Mayor ...
September 18, 2026 at 5:18 PM
#IncludeDriveFabricHonest ... one of the driving forces of our fair city, a pillar of the fabric of society itself, impeccably honest, shrewdly intelligent, our next Mayor ...
#IncludeDriveFabricHonest It's beautiful, honest, and it must have been a lot of work, but I will drive you to the store and buy any other fabric and sewing book.
September 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
#IncludeDriveFabricHonest It's beautiful, honest, and it must have been a lot of work, but I will drive you to the store and buy any other fabric and sewing book.
#MaybeGodzillaCould shrink and fight New York sewer rats.
September 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
#MaybeGodzillaCould shrink and fight New York sewer rats.
#MaybeGodzillaCould have ears again.
September 17, 2026 at 11:36 PM
#MaybeGodzillaCould have ears again.
#StinkyStephenKingMovies Maximum Odor Drive
September 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
#StinkyStephenKingMovies Maximum Odor Drive
#StinkyStephenKingMovies Stank By Me
September 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
#StinkyStephenKingMovies Stank By Me
#TodayIsDayOfDemocracySo run for orifice
September 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
#TodayIsDayOfDemocracySo run for orifice
#WhereNotToPutCheese men's underwear
September 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
#WhereNotToPutCheese men's underwear
#WhereNotToPutCheese on leftover Chinese food
September 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
#WhereNotToPutCheese on leftover Chinese food
#HowIPurgeNegativeEnergy late-night snake ride.
September 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
#HowIPurgeNegativeEnergy late-night snake ride.
#HowIPurgeNegativeEnergy I use scorpions as my vessels.
September 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
#HowIPurgeNegativeEnergy I use scorpions as my vessels.
#HowIPurgeNegativeEnergy I just don't let it in to begin with.
September 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
#HowIPurgeNegativeEnergy I just don't let it in to begin with.