Dorf
@wdorf.bsky.social
Some dude from Iowa
"Be yourself, everyone else is taken"
"Be yourself, everyone else is taken"
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The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
October 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
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I have one. Handed down from my mom when I bought my place
October 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I have one. Handed down from my mom when I bought my place
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Team win. God’s football. Go Jaguars.
September 27, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Team win. God’s football. Go Jaguars.
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Always & Forever
Duuuuuvvvvvaaaallllll!!!!!
Duuuuuvvvvvaaaallllll!!!!!
September 27, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Always & Forever
Duuuuuvvvvvaaaallllll!!!!!
Duuuuuvvvvvaaaallllll!!!!!
I'll call where the Southside Chicago team plays ball Comisky because I don't care to learn the new name, and most people know what I mean
I have called wherever the Tigers play baseball "Tigers' Stadium" for my entire life.
And until a bunch of bank tellers somehow develop the hitting and fielding skills to make a playoff run, I'll continue to call it "Tigers' Stadium".
As for the Lions? They're just either "home" or "away".
And until a bunch of bank tellers somehow develop the hitting and fielding skills to make a playoff run, I'll continue to call it "Tigers' Stadium".
As for the Lions? They're just either "home" or "away".
Live at 3:15: Fifth Third & Detroit Tigers to announce new name of Comerica Park on Monday
The Detroit Tigers and Fifth Third Bank will announce the new name for Comerica Park on Monday afternoon.
www.wxyz.com
September 21, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I'll call where the Southside Chicago team plays ball Comisky because I don't care to learn the new name, and most people know what I mean
Just saw my favorite metal band for the 14th time in a venue with, like, 300 people. Awesome!!
Machine F'N Head!
Machine F'N Head!!
Machine F'N Head!!!
Machine F'N Head!
Machine F'N Head!!
Machine F'N Head!!!
September 16, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Just saw my favorite metal band for the 14th time in a venue with, like, 300 people. Awesome!!
Machine F'N Head!
Machine F'N Head!!
Machine F'N Head!!!
Machine F'N Head!
Machine F'N Head!!
Machine F'N Head!!!
I just watched 'How to Train your Dragon'. Possibly my favorite animated film. I love it and the sequels. An amazing franchise!
..never watched the cgi "reimagining".
Out of of curiosity, I watched the 2 most iconic scenes(First Flight & Toothless vs the Red Death). Pointless Garbage
..never watched the cgi "reimagining".
Out of of curiosity, I watched the 2 most iconic scenes(First Flight & Toothless vs the Red Death). Pointless Garbage
September 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I just watched 'How to Train your Dragon'. Possibly my favorite animated film. I love it and the sequels. An amazing franchise!
..never watched the cgi "reimagining".
Out of of curiosity, I watched the 2 most iconic scenes(First Flight & Toothless vs the Red Death). Pointless Garbage
..never watched the cgi "reimagining".
Out of of curiosity, I watched the 2 most iconic scenes(First Flight & Toothless vs the Red Death). Pointless Garbage
What is the point of social media if find out that Weezer, The Shins and Silversun Pickups are playing a show 4 hours away with only 12 days notice?
Sum bullshit!
Sum bullshit!
September 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
What is the point of social media if find out that Weezer, The Shins and Silversun Pickups are playing a show 4 hours away with only 12 days notice?
Sum bullshit!
Sum bullshit!
I had a crap draft in the league I care about. This sucks
September 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I had a crap draft in the league I care about. This sucks
Nico has been lights out with Dansby gone. Dude just keeps making plays!
September 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Nico has been lights out with Dansby gone. Dude just keeps making plays!
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macabre = “muh-KAHB”
Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer”
omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt”
reticent = “RET-uh-sunt”
epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee”
myriad = "MEER-ee-ud"
Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.
It means they learned it by reading.
Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer”
omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt”
reticent = “RET-uh-sunt”
epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee”
myriad = "MEER-ee-ud"
Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.
It means they learned it by reading.
August 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
macabre = “muh-KAHB”
Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer”
omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt”
reticent = “RET-uh-sunt”
epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee”
myriad = "MEER-ee-ud"
Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.
It means they learned it by reading.
Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer”
omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt”
reticent = “RET-uh-sunt”
epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee”
myriad = "MEER-ee-ud"
Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word.
It means they learned it by reading.
PPR. 3rd of 12. I don't love my running backs
August 30, 2026 at 2:04 AM
PPR. 3rd of 12. I don't love my running backs
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Television used to MEAN something in this country. 🧐
August 21, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Television used to MEAN something in this country. 🧐
I was telling a guy at work about how Pete did it earlier this week. He responded with "Baseball fans are So Weird. They keep track of the most random things"
After not happening for 69 years, Pete Crow-Armstrong and Randy Arozarena both hit a home run on a team’s first pitch and last pitch of a game in a 6-day span. Pretty crazy!
Pete Crow-Armstrong is the first MLB player with a leadoff HR on the first pitch his team saw and a walk-off HR on the last pitch his team saw in a game since the Kansas City A’s Vic Power on May 7, 1957 per OptaSTATS.
August 23, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I was telling a guy at work about how Pete did it earlier this week. He responded with "Baseball fans are So Weird. They keep track of the most random things"
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Pete Crow-Armstrong is the first MLB player with a leadoff HR on the first pitch his team saw and a walk-off HR on the last pitch his team saw in a game since the Kansas City A’s Vic Power on May 7, 1957 per OptaSTATS.
August 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Pete Crow-Armstrong is the first MLB player with a leadoff HR on the first pitch his team saw and a walk-off HR on the last pitch his team saw in a game since the Kansas City A’s Vic Power on May 7, 1957 per OptaSTATS.
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Happy Zero Cool Day y'all
August 10, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Happy Zero Cool Day y'all
youtu.be/_6cEOk7x4HA?...
That's nice for him. I feel his legacy will be cemented more by It's Always Sunny
That's nice for him. I feel his legacy will be cemented more by It's Always Sunny
August 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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That's nice for him. I feel his legacy will be cemented more by It's Always Sunny
That's nice for him. I feel his legacy will be cemented more by It's Always Sunny
Re-upped with the BCB! DTWD!!
August 7, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Re-upped with the BCB! DTWD!!