Dawn Treader
@wearedawn.bsky.social
They / She. Had theme songs featured on Comedy Bang Bang and Never Not Funny. I also make indie hip hop style music check it out on IG @wearedawn
There’s a bunch of episodes randomly missing from my feed for the show @nevernotfunny.com and I don’t know if it’s my app or other listeners are having this issue? Avoiding emailing Eliot in case it’s my fault. Sporadically bonus episodes from 38 have vanished. Not all just random ones.
October 5, 2026 at 8:58 AM
There’s a bunch of episodes randomly missing from my feed for the show @nevernotfunny.com and I don’t know if it’s my app or other listeners are having this issue? Avoiding emailing Eliot in case it’s my fault. Sporadically bonus episodes from 38 have vanished. Not all just random ones.
I am a hiphop producer and one of the things I do is sit and listen to records to find the samples. Sometimes once I’m done sampling I leave the reverb on, and listen to an entire record with reverb on and think to myself “it sounds nice this way”, call me @toddglass.bsky.social I guess.
October 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I am a hiphop producer and one of the things I do is sit and listen to records to find the samples. Sometimes once I’m done sampling I leave the reverb on, and listen to an entire record with reverb on and think to myself “it sounds nice this way”, call me @toddglass.bsky.social I guess.
Reposted by Dawn Treader
Is there anyone else who fits the category - surprisingly nimble fat guy who is incredibly hilarious - other than Jack Black and Chris Farley with that same level of fame? I’m talking high kicks, clumsy cartwheels and tears in my eyes. Maybe Kevin James but he looks too much like he played football.
September 20, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Is there anyone else who fits the category - surprisingly nimble fat guy who is incredibly hilarious - other than Jack Black and Chris Farley with that same level of fame? I’m talking high kicks, clumsy cartwheels and tears in my eyes. Maybe Kevin James but he looks too much like he played football.
On top of that, the poor guy is Pete Davison.
October 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
On top of that, the poor guy is Pete Davison.
“The first rule of fight club is you don’t talk about fight club”
October 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
“The first rule of fight club is you don’t talk about fight club”
Bill Walton and Mark Rennie asking the tough questions this week, such as:
“whats the last funny movie that existed?”
and
“do we need Jason Sudekis in any capacity?”
Questions so hard hitting one might almost confuse it with the CBB round table!
@cbbworld.bsky.social
“whats the last funny movie that existed?”
and
“do we need Jason Sudekis in any capacity?”
Questions so hard hitting one might almost confuse it with the CBB round table!
@cbbworld.bsky.social
October 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Hey guys Dawn here. Happy to have been included in the “Tony and Dawn” sketch explaining the enamel pin. Appreciate being top of mind for my hero. Happy to do it.
@nevernotfunny.com
@nevernotfunny.com
October 1, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Hey guys Dawn here. Happy to have been included in the “Tony and Dawn” sketch explaining the enamel pin. Appreciate being top of mind for my hero. Happy to do it.
@nevernotfunny.com
@nevernotfunny.com
Bill Walton and Mark Rennie asking the tough questions this week, such as:
“whats the last funny movie that existed?”
and
“do we need Jason Sudekis in any capacity?”
Questions so hard hitting one might almost confuse it with the CBB round table!
@cbbworld.bsky.social
“whats the last funny movie that existed?”
and
“do we need Jason Sudekis in any capacity?”
Questions so hard hitting one might almost confuse it with the CBB round table!
@cbbworld.bsky.social
October 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Bill Walton and Mark Rennie asking the tough questions this week, such as:
“whats the last funny movie that existed?”
and
“do we need Jason Sudekis in any capacity?”
Questions so hard hitting one might almost confuse it with the CBB round table!
@cbbworld.bsky.social
“whats the last funny movie that existed?”
and
“do we need Jason Sudekis in any capacity?”
Questions so hard hitting one might almost confuse it with the CBB round table!
@cbbworld.bsky.social
Who is the most poorly written and averagely acted character in all of television history and why is it Kate from LOST?
September 30, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Who is the most poorly written and averagely acted character in all of television history and why is it Kate from LOST?
This guy Justin from yesterdays episode of Jeopardy vaguely resembles if @mattbelknap.bsky.social was a total poindexter
September 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
This guy Justin from yesterdays episode of Jeopardy vaguely resembles if @mattbelknap.bsky.social was a total poindexter
If you listen to Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, they read my letter about Bonnie’s dead snail on air this week!
It may not seem like much but it’s surreal to hear Adam reading my letter and it making Paula Laugh. You hear that?! I made Paula Poundstone laugh!
@paulapoundstone.bsky.social
It may not seem like much but it’s surreal to hear Adam reading my letter and it making Paula Laugh. You hear that?! I made Paula Poundstone laugh!
@paulapoundstone.bsky.social
September 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
If you listen to Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, they read my letter about Bonnie’s dead snail on air this week!
It may not seem like much but it’s surreal to hear Adam reading my letter and it making Paula Laugh. You hear that?! I made Paula Poundstone laugh!
@paulapoundstone.bsky.social
It may not seem like much but it’s surreal to hear Adam reading my letter and it making Paula Laugh. You hear that?! I made Paula Poundstone laugh!
@paulapoundstone.bsky.social
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It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
September 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
September 21, 2026 at 12:43 PM
The algo is showing me white people Feng Shui influencers and from what I can tell core tenet is that if your house looks lived in you will die poor and should be ashamed.
September 20, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The algo is showing me white people Feng Shui influencers and from what I can tell core tenet is that if your house looks lived in you will die poor and should be ashamed.
Is there anyone else who fits the category - surprisingly nimble fat guy who is incredibly hilarious - other than Jack Black and Chris Farley with that same level of fame? I’m talking high kicks, clumsy cartwheels and tears in my eyes. Maybe Kevin James but he looks too much like he played football.
September 20, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Is there anyone else who fits the category - surprisingly nimble fat guy who is incredibly hilarious - other than Jack Black and Chris Farley with that same level of fame? I’m talking high kicks, clumsy cartwheels and tears in my eyes. Maybe Kevin James but he looks too much like he played football.
Wild ass times when Fox News is defending CNN.
September 19, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Wild ass times when Fox News is defending CNN.
Comedians have been punching down on Carrot Top for 25 years yet somehow are shocked at his attempted suicide. Shame on everyone who doesn’t see it as bullying if you don’t have to face the victim. Shame on anyone who has been mean to someone because it was the popular thing to do. High school shit.
September 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Comedians have been punching down on Carrot Top for 25 years yet somehow are shocked at his attempted suicide. Shame on everyone who doesn’t see it as bullying if you don’t have to face the victim. Shame on anyone who has been mean to someone because it was the popular thing to do. High school shit.
Hey you know who is really smart and funny and fun and cool and handsome and nice and a good writer and someone who I admire on the whole as an authentic and genuine human? GARON that’s who!
We joke but pls be reminded you do NOT suck, (save the times you may choose to)
@mynameisgaron.bsky.social
We joke but pls be reminded you do NOT suck, (save the times you may choose to)
@mynameisgaron.bsky.social
September 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Hey you know who is really smart and funny and fun and cool and handsome and nice and a good writer and someone who I admire on the whole as an authentic and genuine human? GARON that’s who!
We joke but pls be reminded you do NOT suck, (save the times you may choose to)
@mynameisgaron.bsky.social
We joke but pls be reminded you do NOT suck, (save the times you may choose to)
@mynameisgaron.bsky.social
Listened to all of Destroy All Neighors soundtrack and immediately became embarrassed that someone so insanely talented has been made to listen to my dumb fucking CBB plug submissions. Amazing stuff Brett, and also I’m sorry.
@brettmorris.bsky.social
@brettmorris.bsky.social
September 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Listened to all of Destroy All Neighors soundtrack and immediately became embarrassed that someone so insanely talented has been made to listen to my dumb fucking CBB plug submissions. Amazing stuff Brett, and also I’m sorry.
@brettmorris.bsky.social
@brettmorris.bsky.social
FOURVEL JUST FOLLOWED ME ON BLUESKY. DRUNK UNCLE FOLLOWED ME BACK. THE BATMIN HIMSELF NOW READS MY BULLSHIT.
September 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
FOURVEL JUST FOLLOWED ME ON BLUESKY. DRUNK UNCLE FOLLOWED ME BACK. THE BATMIN HIMSELF NOW READS MY BULLSHIT.
More evidence that I have comedy brain damage is how many times I rewound this moment of the show Reacher while intensely giggling
@bibbymoynihan.bsky.social
@cbbworld.bsky.social
@bibbymoynihan.bsky.social
@cbbworld.bsky.social
September 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
More evidence that I have comedy brain damage is how many times I rewound this moment of the show Reacher while intensely giggling
@bibbymoynihan.bsky.social
@cbbworld.bsky.social
@bibbymoynihan.bsky.social
@cbbworld.bsky.social
All of my public clowning on Conan for not having Jimmy or Scott on his show does not affect the fact that I would love to hear Matt Gourley on CBB or NNF as often as they’d have him. In character or out the man is a comedic powerhouse and I hope he’s getting that Conan money.
September 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
All of my public clowning on Conan for not having Jimmy or Scott on his show does not affect the fact that I would love to hear Matt Gourley on CBB or NNF as often as they’d have him. In character or out the man is a comedic powerhouse and I hope he’s getting that Conan money.
This is the first time the name Ed Sheeran has been relevant in a long long time lol
September 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This is the first time the name Ed Sheeran has been relevant in a long long time lol
Omg you guys how did I forget one of the best things to ever happen in the history of humanity, that time Fourvel rap battled Cal Solomon?!!
#neverforget
@cbbworld.bsky.social @bibbymoynihan.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
#neverforget
@cbbworld.bsky.social @bibbymoynihan.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
September 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Omg you guys how did I forget one of the best things to ever happen in the history of humanity, that time Fourvel rap battled Cal Solomon?!!
#neverforget
@cbbworld.bsky.social @bibbymoynihan.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
#neverforget
@cbbworld.bsky.social @bibbymoynihan.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
The first time I met my father in law I was picked up for a highway drive. He is a classic rock and 80s music dude. We hit traffic due to construction and I took the opportunity to tell Pardo’s Steve Winwood joke. That man has loved me ever since.
I’m sorry for joke stealing
@jimmypardo.com
I’m sorry for joke stealing
@jimmypardo.com
September 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
The first time I met my father in law I was picked up for a highway drive. He is a classic rock and 80s music dude. We hit traffic due to construction and I took the opportunity to tell Pardo’s Steve Winwood joke. That man has loved me ever since.
I’m sorry for joke stealing
@jimmypardo.com
I’m sorry for joke stealing
@jimmypardo.com