Alan Dorich
@whatalanwatches.bsky.social
Horror movie enthusiast. No. 1 HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION fan account. Unrepentant defender of JASON X. He/him.
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Rewatching HALLOWEEN 6, I kept thinking Michael's mask reminded me of something. Then it came it me.
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Imagine if they panned to this cell during that scene at the end of CABIN IN THE WOODS
October 7, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Imagine if they panned to this cell during that scene at the end of CABIN IN THE WOODS
You seen Susan? Radiologist? Glasses?
October 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
You seen Susan? Radiologist? Glasses?
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Even the A&E television version of this (which had deleted and alternate scenes!) was creepy as hell.
October 7, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Even the A&E television version of this (which had deleted and alternate scenes!) was creepy as hell.
This sounds a lot like EXORCIST III. Or maybe FALLEN or THE FIRST POWER.
Say Your Prayers: An Exclusive First Look at Scarlett Johansson in 'The Exorcist: Martyrs'
In Mike Flanagan’s new film, she investigates slayings modeled on the gruesome suffering of saints. But the suspect may be truly inhuman.
www.esquire.com
October 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
This sounds a lot like EXORCIST III. Or maybe FALLEN or THE FIRST POWER.
Watching EVIL DEAD BURN. So are we ever getting that too violent for the R-rating scene that Sébastien Vaniček had to cut out?
Evil Dead Burn (2026)
ALT: Evil Dead Burn (2026)
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October 7, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Watching EVIL DEAD BURN. So are we ever getting that too violent for the R-rating scene that Sébastien Vaniček had to cut out?
BRING BACK MIKAELA BANES
Michael Bay is now in final talks to direct a new ‘TRANSFORMERS’ movie.
(Source: pagesix.com/2026/10/06/h...)
(Source: pagesix.com/2026/10/06/h...)
October 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
BRING BACK MIKAELA BANES
The Newsroom. The first season was uneven with awful and really good moments, but the second season was pretty good. The third season was UNWATCHABLE. Emily Mortimer innocent, though.
October 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The Newsroom. The first season was uneven with awful and really good moments, but the second season was pretty good. The third season was UNWATCHABLE. Emily Mortimer innocent, though.
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Rowdy Roddy McDowall
October 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Rowdy Roddy McDowall
Idle Hands, but everyone are Muppets except Devon Sawa
Horror remakes where everyone but one actor is replaced by Muppets.
Starting with Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Starting with Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
October 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Idle Hands, but everyone are Muppets except Devon Sawa
This was always the unmade Barker project I was most curious about.
8. THE MUMMY: "It's not a remake, but what I prefer to call a reconfiguration of the 1932 Universal version of THE MUMMY. Mick Garris and I have just completed a first draft screenplay of it."
October 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
This was always the unmade Barker project I was most curious about.
*reads about Michael Mann's new MIAMI VICE cut*
Yeah, I'll just hold onto my steelbook with the theatrical and previous "unrated director's version," thanks.
Yeah, I'll just hold onto my steelbook with the theatrical and previous "unrated director's version," thanks.
October 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
*reads about Michael Mann's new MIAMI VICE cut*
Yeah, I'll just hold onto my steelbook with the theatrical and previous "unrated director's version," thanks.
Yeah, I'll just hold onto my steelbook with the theatrical and previous "unrated director's version," thanks.
I cried laughing at this about 8 times. It introduced me to Bernie Mac. I miss Helen Martin.
October 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I cried laughing at this about 8 times. It introduced me to Bernie Mac. I miss Helen Martin.
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this is about blade and tyler is right
God this movie is responsible for almost everything cool in action movies for twenty years
October 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
this is about blade and tyler is right
This is literally my favorite sketch
October 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
This is literally my favorite sketch
I'm not sure I agree, but this movie is the crown jewel of the POOHNIVERSE. That little guy's got magnetism, and this movie is kind of a twisted masterpiece.
October 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'm not sure I agree, but this movie is the crown jewel of the POOHNIVERSE. That little guy's got magnetism, and this movie is kind of a twisted masterpiece.
Watching GAIL DAUGHTRY AND THE CELEBRITY SEX PASS. I'm starting to think John Slattery was born to play the role of John Slattery in this movie.
October 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Watching GAIL DAUGHTRY AND THE CELEBRITY SEX PASS. I'm starting to think John Slattery was born to play the role of John Slattery in this movie.
He told Larry Cohen that God told him not to.
October 3, 2026 at 10:35 AM
He told Larry Cohen that God told him not to.
Great movie.
Horror Movie Recommendation Every Day in October Unless I Forget:
AS ABOVE, SO BELOW (2014)
The best (unofficial) Tomb Raider movie is also one of the scariest and most energizing found footage horror films. A team of archaeologists explores the catacombs beneath Paris and finds the gates to Hell.
AS ABOVE, SO BELOW (2014)
The best (unofficial) Tomb Raider movie is also one of the scariest and most energizing found footage horror films. A team of archaeologists explores the catacombs beneath Paris and finds the gates to Hell.
October 3, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Great movie.
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"The Trolley Song" but edited with Rebecca Gayheart screaming "DING, DING, DING!" from URBAN LEGEND.
October 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
"The Trolley Song" but edited with Rebecca Gayheart screaming "DING, DING, DING!" from URBAN LEGEND.