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Maranda 🖤
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Lvl 40 #INFJ weirdo (neutral good).
Progressive, secular humanist, ally.
Plants, cats, embroidery. Reclusive.
PC / MMORPG gamer; currently #Palia

Catering and custodial at
@GarageGangCattery.bsky.social 🐾
Pinned
Harrison, my hairy son. 😊
Harry wishes y'all a very happy #Caturday! 🩵🐾
I don't share many pics, but this rainbow tonight was 🔥
August 31, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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🌱 "It is only when there is no goal and no rush that the human senses are fully open to receive the world." —Alan Watts
August 31, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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For the enlightenment of the 💩🤡s going after Fauci:
July 31, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I'd be delighted to never hear the word 'FIFA' again as long as I live.
July 31, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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#Poetry #Painting #Morning

I start the morning gently
In a quiet sort of way
Just grateful for the time
And another beautiful day

🎨 Emily Simmons
July 31, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Online marketplace sellers with 🟠🤡 merch get blocked immediately. Thank you for your attention to this 🖕.
July 31, 2026 at 2:14 PM
July 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
July 12, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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The Garage Gang added a #foodtruck last week! 😹

Whisker's Wagon features a delicious menu with favorites like the Meow Mackerel Wrap and Fun Fin Gelato. No guarantees on the service, though. Seems like the staff are always just lazing around. 😊

Happy #Caturday, all!
June 13, 2026 at 6:07 PM
#NerdAlert 😊

Stumbled into a starred Flame Queen last night in #Palia, fam! Had to geek out at how pretty. 🤩

(Around 6:30pm in game, up high on the eastern-most ridges of I7.)

p.s. Love the #Pride glasses, @playpalia.com 💙
June 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Just discovered @cliffcashcomedy.bsky.social
(Yes, I do live under a rock, though.)

Spot-on for the dip-shit turn-off to Myrtle Beach 🤣

youtu.be/lMgEssr9B5Q?...
Zen thru f*cking with MAGA Rednecks 😂
YouTube video by Cliff Cash Comedy
youtu.be
May 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Ruin a band by replacing a word with a bodily fluid

Grool Grool Dolls 😬😂
Ruin a band by replacing a word with a bodily fluid

Black Bile Brides
Ruin a band by replacing a word with a bodily fluid

They Might Be Semen
May 24, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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May 13, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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May 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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No more billionaires. None.

Once you hit $999 million, every extra cent goes to schools and health care.

You get a trophy that says: “I won capitalism.”

And we name a dog park after you.
May 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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My painting of peonies
Art with flowers
Vera Kober
May 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Just don't. Don't attempt to visit and don't let others visit. This place is absolutely not worth the risk to yourself or your loved ones right now. 💙
The U.S. government requires visa applicants to make all of their social media accounts fully public or risk being denied entry. This is straight out of 1984. Your right to privacy doesn’t just disappear at the border for millions of people, it disappears before they ever set foot here.
May 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Choose carefully.
May 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
May 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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May 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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You cannot rewoke once you've unwoked. Do not make the fatal first mistake.
“.. Target has lost nearly 9%, its worst three-day stretch in more than a year.”

@barrons.com #$TGT
www.barrons.com/articles/tar...
May 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Best thing on TV.
#Caturday
May 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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AOC seems to personify the subtle art of not giving a fuck. Meaning she gives a fuck about what matters. And that seems to make The Club nervous. markmanson.net/not-giving-a...
May 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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🤫🤫🤫
May 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Despite the pundits and predictions, California has elected its new leader…
May 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM