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ashley
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unprofessional nsfw dog
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for people newly following: unsure if this is going to be a Posting Nudes kind of account or just me talking about sex in a way i shouldn't on my professional account

just uh. don't want to disappoint, i guess
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if you’re having a bad day you can apparently just post your butt on bluesky
September 18, 2026 at 11:37 AM
cum is absolutely social media and vice versa
Look it’s either posting about football or this
September 18, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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im the first trans woman ever to have long brown hair with bangs and big round glasses
September 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
when i get paid for my gamescom work i probably will put together a jill cosplay
September 18, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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Fuck your friends sure. But also hold them and play with their hair
September 18, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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the thing about being smacked and punched and groped and smacked and then left crumpled up in a ball is that. um. uh. uh. yes.
September 18, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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I was intelligently designed by God to be a submissive fucktoy for hung tops
September 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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i’m made to be spanked and then held
September 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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ozymandias as read by the smallest least intimidating girl you know
September 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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i would like to suck some cock. that would be lovely. more than one, even.
September 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
happy thinking about cock thursday everyone
September 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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finally found cute (cheap!) jeans that fit well and i think my ass looks great so you get these
September 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Oh god... she's "eto... bweh!"ing on it!!!! She's putting her hands on her head and going "<:3" on it!!!!!!
September 17, 2026 at 8:20 PM
yeah me too buddy get in line
September 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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like who doesn't want to live surrounded by cute girls who just cuddle and do fun things together and occasionally fuck each other's brains out because it's just fun?

a girl can dream at least,,,
September 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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i just think it's unfair that the prettiest girls (all of them) live so far away (nowhere near me) and can't come hangout with me (make out so long that we pass out)
September 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
finally found cute (cheap!) jeans that fit well and i think my ass looks great so you get these
September 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
i need to change things about myself
September 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Nora is having doubts
September 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
i don't want to be this kind of animal anymore
September 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
i'm like if a girl needed to give up already
September 16, 2026 at 7:50 PM
you know how i wrote about wanting to feel something other than the dull ache of slowly dying? yeah i'd really like that right about now. just anything else.
September 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
if i don't have a pretty girl to slam my head against a wall then i can just do it myself right
September 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
i'm like if a girl didn't have long
September 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM