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*Contains no facts
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Is being Greek a race?
September 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Is being Greek a race?
September 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
All male tennis players look the same
June 30, 2026 at 5:19 PM
All male tennis players look the same
There's nothing fun in Aberdeen... Is it in Wales?
June 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
There's nothing fun in Aberdeen... Is it in Wales?
When your watch strap gets wet and stays against your arm, you get trench wrist
June 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
When your watch strap gets wet and stays against your arm, you get trench wrist
I thought Chowder was a cheese
April 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I thought Chowder was a cheese
What's trout, is it salmon?
April 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
What's trout, is it salmon?
Billingshurst is like Russia, it's made up of lots of smaller places
April 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Billingshurst is like Russia, it's made up of lots of smaller places
The river Arun is the river Nile of the south
April 12, 2026 at 12:16 PM
The river Arun is the river Nile of the south
All animals follow noises...
That is completely true
That is completely true
April 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
All animals follow noises...
That is completely true
That is completely true
What's 20 kilograms in kilos?
April 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
What's 20 kilograms in kilos?
This job is a job of many jobs
February 25, 2026 at 8:14 PM
This job is a job of many jobs
Alumni? Don't you mean illuminati?
January 15, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Alumni? Don't you mean illuminati?
You know foxes are trying to domesticate themselves?
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
You know foxes are trying to domesticate themselves?
What if Oxygen is a poison and we're all just slowly dying from it?
January 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
What if Oxygen is a poison and we're all just slowly dying from it?
Wait, we're having beef? I thought we were having steak?
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Wait, we're having beef? I thought we were having steak?
You know you can attract a heard of fish when swimming if you stomp your feet?
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You know you can attract a heard of fish when swimming if you stomp your feet?
"Being a dog is what the world would be like if capitalism didn't exist"
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Being a dog is what the world would be like if capitalism didn't exist"
E - Persuade and swayed are basically the same word. One's just shorter
Us - O.o lolwut
Us - O.o lolwut
August 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
E - Persuade and swayed are basically the same word. One's just shorter
Us - O.o lolwut
Us - O.o lolwut
Isn't there a breed of husky that talks?
August 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Isn't there a breed of husky that talks?
If the sun went super nova, we wouldn't know about it. Well, within six seconds we would. Or something.
August 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If the sun went super nova, we wouldn't know about it. Well, within six seconds we would. Or something.
I can't eat without drinking water because my mouth goes all clammy
June 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I can't eat without drinking water because my mouth goes all clammy
The alphabet has around 27 letters in, right?
June 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The alphabet has around 27 letters in, right?
Do you chew rice, or do you swallow it?
May 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Do you chew rice, or do you swallow it?