Jess
@wildflowercake.bsky.social
Cold girl, writer, bisexual nightmare
wildflowereira @ twt
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Brenhineseira
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https://archiveofourown.org/users/Brenhineseira
Ugh why am I getting crushes on dudes 10 years younger than me. Isn't that illegal
October 4, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Ugh why am I getting crushes on dudes 10 years younger than me. Isn't that illegal
Loved the Resident Evil film - and my sibling is getting me a popcorn bag for Christmas!
October 2, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Loved the Resident Evil film - and my sibling is getting me a popcorn bag for Christmas!
In a quiet period and very bored at work so thinking about what tattoos I want and which written form of Elvish I should use
September 28, 2026 at 2:38 AM
In a quiet period and very bored at work so thinking about what tattoos I want and which written form of Elvish I should use
Went to a life-affirming zine fair with my tubby midriff out and it was awesome. Be creative and weird and gay and fun for fucks sake before you die
September 26, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Went to a life-affirming zine fair with my tubby midriff out and it was awesome. Be creative and weird and gay and fun for fucks sake before you die
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waking up as an elder millennial every single day in 2026
July 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
waking up as an elder millennial every single day in 2026
I'd love to delete my socials but I really need somewhere to yap, at least for my husband's sake
September 21, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I'd love to delete my socials but I really need somewhere to yap, at least for my husband's sake
I want to go to LA because I know there's cool shit there if you look hard enough. And Disneyland.
September 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I want to go to LA because I know there's cool shit there if you look hard enough. And Disneyland.
Insta influencers keep popping up and telling me to quit my job and unfortunately it's very tempting
September 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Insta influencers keep popping up and telling me to quit my job and unfortunately it's very tempting
I need to read ASOIAF. I need to get Stormborn
September 10, 2026 at 10:08 AM
I need to read ASOIAF. I need to get Stormborn
I became a sea witch today
September 6, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I became a sea witch today
I'm enjoying my new style of maxi dresses with a patterned mock corset on top. Ren faire lite
September 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I'm enjoying my new style of maxi dresses with a patterned mock corset on top. Ren faire lite
I'm a bit miffed that people are posting about cozy autumn when I know that at least 7 months of hellish heat are coming for me
September 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I'm a bit miffed that people are posting about cozy autumn when I know that at least 7 months of hellish heat are coming for me
To stop me calling in on Mondays, my boss has suggested I switch to a nine-day fortnight and honestly this might be the thing that saves me
September 2, 2026 at 4:22 AM
To stop me calling in on Mondays, my boss has suggested I switch to a nine-day fortnight and honestly this might be the thing that saves me
I wish I knew my neighbours who had a dog so I could take it for walks
August 30, 2026 at 10:12 AM
I wish I knew my neighbours who had a dog so I could take it for walks
One of my more shameful secrets is that my first love is standup comedy. My dream is to go to the whole Edinburgh Fringe one day
August 28, 2026 at 1:20 AM
One of my more shameful secrets is that my first love is standup comedy. My dream is to go to the whole Edinburgh Fringe one day
This week has sucked so bad. Be good, be weird, love everyone and fuck anyone who disagrees
August 26, 2026 at 11:08 PM
This week has sucked so bad. Be good, be weird, love everyone and fuck anyone who disagrees
Looking at myself in the mirror, I can see a lot of baby hairs (good) but most of them are grey. I'm entering my witch era
August 24, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Looking at myself in the mirror, I can see a lot of baby hairs (good) but most of them are grey. I'm entering my witch era
Really enjoying reading again, it's lovely. Should I get a kindle
August 22, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Really enjoying reading again, it's lovely. Should I get a kindle
My colleague is on holiday for the next two weeks so I am doing two jobs. The petty child in me wants to raise two fingers to the sky and run off to lie down in a meadow eating blueberries but unfortunately the adult in me needs money
August 21, 2026 at 5:08 AM
My colleague is on holiday for the next two weeks so I am doing two jobs. The petty child in me wants to raise two fingers to the sky and run off to lie down in a meadow eating blueberries but unfortunately the adult in me needs money
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In the wake of The Great ADHD Myth? I am not going to be shy and I am going to plug my book - I wanted to write a book that was sensitive, empathetic and useful - I wore my heart on my sleeve - I am not ashamed uk.bookshop.org/p/books/norm...
August 19, 2026 at 9:29 AM
In the wake of The Great ADHD Myth? I am not going to be shy and I am going to plug my book - I wanted to write a book that was sensitive, empathetic and useful - I wore my heart on my sleeve - I am not ashamed uk.bookshop.org/p/books/norm...
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DAILY THEMES FOR COMMENTFEST 2026 RUNNING AUG 24-30
August 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
DAILY THEMES FOR COMMENTFEST 2026 RUNNING AUG 24-30
I'm reading books again, and it's sick, actually
August 18, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I'm reading books again, and it's sick, actually
Mortal Kombat (1996) is a great film and I adore it. My favourite Resident Evil game is the OG, and I'm not a big fan of REmake.
"i hate a popular thing" is mostly boring sooooo instead tell me the piece of media you love despite everyone else hating it
me? i have many, but the two that spring to mind are Milla Jovovich film Ultraviolet which i own twice accidentally, PS3 game NeverDead, and Super Mario Bros. (film, 1993)
me? i have many, but the two that spring to mind are Milla Jovovich film Ultraviolet which i own twice accidentally, PS3 game NeverDead, and Super Mario Bros. (film, 1993)
August 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Mortal Kombat (1996) is a great film and I adore it. My favourite Resident Evil game is the OG, and I'm not a big fan of REmake.
Jealous of everyone's wonderful eclipse photos in Southern Hemisphere - we're going to have a very rare totality in 2028, come on down!
August 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Jealous of everyone's wonderful eclipse photos in Southern Hemisphere - we're going to have a very rare totality in 2028, come on down!
Besties, if you have a substack or anything cool going on online please drop a link here and I'll subscribe.
July 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Besties, if you have a substack or anything cool going on online please drop a link here and I'll subscribe.