@windeggs.bsky.social
September 25, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Sermon on the Mount v. Insult from the White House
#MAGA #DonaldTrump #Jesus #ChristianRight #Hypocrisy
#MAGA #DonaldTrump #Jesus #ChristianRight #Hypocrisy
September 25, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Sermon on the Mount v. Insult from the White House
#MAGA #DonaldTrump #Jesus #ChristianRight #Hypocrisy
#MAGA #DonaldTrump #Jesus #ChristianRight #Hypocrisy
How to keep our children Christian. It's easier than you think.
#MAGA #Religion #Christianity #Schools #FirstAmendment
#MAGA #Religion #Christianity #Schools #FirstAmendment
September 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
How to keep our children Christian. It's easier than you think.
#MAGA #Religion #Christianity #Schools #FirstAmendment
#MAGA #Religion #Christianity #Schools #FirstAmendment
Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are provided by MAGA conspiracy theorists who realized they’re full of shit only to discover they’re addicted to positing on social media.
September 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are provided by MAGA conspiracy theorists who realized they’re full of shit only to discover they’re addicted to positing on social media.
Big Mac loved guiding his guests through a tour of his den, telling how he bravely hunted down every trophy on his wall. Including the Grizzly he killed with his bare hands.
Sharon said to his wife Jill. “He’s so manly.
Sharon said to his wife Jill. “He’s so manly.
September 25, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Big Mac loved guiding his guests through a tour of his den, telling how he bravely hunted down every trophy on his wall. Including the Grizzly he killed with his bare hands.
Sharon said to his wife Jill. “He’s so manly.
Sharon said to his wife Jill. “He’s so manly.
Bill confided in Ted, “My wife Sharon’s a shameless slut. Every man flirts with her and she flirts back. I bet she’s already headed to a motel with a coworker. She married me for my money.”
Ted said, “You’re just a security guard. A 2 like you shouldn’t marry an 11.” #TwtStory
Ted said, “You’re just a security guard. A 2 like you shouldn’t marry an 11.” #TwtStory
September 25, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Bill confided in Ted, “My wife Sharon’s a shameless slut. Every man flirts with her and she flirts back. I bet she’s already headed to a motel with a coworker. She married me for my money.”
Ted said, “You’re just a security guard. A 2 like you shouldn’t marry an 11.” #TwtStory
Ted said, “You’re just a security guard. A 2 like you shouldn’t marry an 11.” #TwtStory
Miss Maltratada collapsed behind her desk in the teachers’ lounge. “I can’t take another day. They’re sadistic little barbarians who can scorch the earth in their wake.”
Mr. Smith said, “They’re first graders. Maybe if you stopped calling them little Nazis in class.” #TwtStory
Mr. Smith said, “They’re first graders. Maybe if you stopped calling them little Nazis in class.” #TwtStory
September 25, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Miss Maltratada collapsed behind her desk in the teachers’ lounge. “I can’t take another day. They’re sadistic little barbarians who can scorch the earth in their wake.”
Mr. Smith said, “They’re first graders. Maybe if you stopped calling them little Nazis in class.” #TwtStory
Mr. Smith said, “They’re first graders. Maybe if you stopped calling them little Nazis in class.” #TwtStory
Chantel dragged her feet across the carpet, trailing her coat behind her. “What a day! Surrounded by cretins. Asshole boss. Jealous coworkers.”
Chad said, “You’re such a drama queen.”
She removed her wig, became Brad again. “That’s the nicest thing I’ve heard all day.” #TwtStory
Chad said, “You’re such a drama queen.”
She removed her wig, became Brad again. “That’s the nicest thing I’ve heard all day.” #TwtStory
September 25, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Chantel dragged her feet across the carpet, trailing her coat behind her. “What a day! Surrounded by cretins. Asshole boss. Jealous coworkers.”
Chad said, “You’re such a drama queen.”
She removed her wig, became Brad again. “That’s the nicest thing I’ve heard all day.” #TwtStory
Chad said, “You’re such a drama queen.”
She removed her wig, became Brad again. “That’s the nicest thing I’ve heard all day.” #TwtStory
Karen’s parents were monsters. Real monsters. They locked her in her room. Fed her moldy scraps of bread. Beat her mercilessly before sending her to work as a stripper. After she called child services, and they left, her mom said, “There’s no way you get a pony now. #TwtStory
September 25, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Karen’s parents were monsters. Real monsters. They locked her in her room. Fed her moldy scraps of bread. Beat her mercilessly before sending her to work as a stripper. After she called child services, and they left, her mom said, “There’s no way you get a pony now. #TwtStory
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#TwtStory
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September 24, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Advantage to writing a #TwtStory No. 10: Generates ideas for longer, publishable stories. Join me with 270 character stories using the x/bsky neutral tag
#TwtStory
#AmWriting #writef="/hashtag/writers" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#writers #write #MicroFiction #fictionwriter #writerswednesday
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#AmWriting #writef="/hashtag/writers" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#writers #write #MicroFiction #fictionwriter #writerswednesday
Doublemint Gumshoe
September 24, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Doublemint Gumshoe
What were you saying about critical race theory?
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #ChristianNationalism #CivilRights #Justice
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #ChristianNationalism #CivilRights #Justice
September 24, 2026 at 3:33 PM
What were you saying about critical race theory?
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #ChristianNationalism #CivilRights #Justice
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #ChristianNationalism #CivilRights #Justice
The roof collapsed during a service at the Church of Random Occurrences. At first the congregants believed it was the apocalypse. When they recovered they saw two pairs of legs dangling through the hole. Turns out the High Priests kids had jumped between the rafters. #TwtStory
September 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The roof collapsed during a service at the Church of Random Occurrences. At first the congregants believed it was the apocalypse. When they recovered they saw two pairs of legs dangling through the hole. Turns out the High Priests kids had jumped between the rafters. #TwtStory
The Church of Random Occurrences launched missions to spread the word of God’s random love. They selected sites by tossing darts at a map while blindfolded. Until the mission to the Indian Ocean disappeared. They changed the rules to darts landing on populated areas. #TwtStory
September 24, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The Church of Random Occurrences launched missions to spread the word of God’s random love. They selected sites by tossing darts at a map while blindfolded. Until the mission to the Indian Ocean disappeared. They changed the rules to darts landing on populated areas. #TwtStory
The Church of Random Occurrences held family gambling night instead of pot luck for fellowships. But only random games like roulette, craps, and bingo. When newcomers asked how gambling was a form of worship, the High Priest said, “Twenty percent of all bets go to God.” #TwtStory
September 24, 2026 at 12:02 AM
The Church of Random Occurrences held family gambling night instead of pot luck for fellowships. But only random games like roulette, craps, and bingo. When newcomers asked how gambling was a form of worship, the High Priest said, “Twenty percent of all bets go to God.” #TwtStory
Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are provided by minimum wage stoners reading messages from tea leaves and riffing until they can type.
September 24, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are provided by minimum wage stoners reading messages from tea leaves and riffing until they can type.
Vandals spray painted the Church of Random Occurrences with obscenities. The Priest told authorities the vandals were from their rival church, the Church of Divine Micromanagement. But members of the church told the cops it was probably the Priest’s disobedient kids. #TwtStory
September 24, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Vandals spray painted the Church of Random Occurrences with obscenities. The Priest told authorities the vandals were from their rival church, the Church of Divine Micromanagement. But members of the church told the cops it was probably the Priest’s disobedient kids. #TwtStory
The High Priest of the Church of Random Occurrences preached God would return what they gave in the offering. The usher dropped the offering plate. Bills scattered across the room. “Hallelujah! A miracle. God returned it!
But randomly, and not to the original donors. #TwtStory
But randomly, and not to the original donors. #TwtStory
September 24, 2026 at 12:01 AM
The High Priest of the Church of Random Occurrences preached God would return what they gave in the offering. The usher dropped the offering plate. Bills scattered across the room. “Hallelujah! A miracle. God returned it!
But randomly, and not to the original donors. #TwtStory
But randomly, and not to the original donors. #TwtStory
September 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Somebody didn't read his Bible carefully. (Matthew 7:21-23)
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #Christianity #ChristianRight #Jesus
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #Christianity #ChristianRight #Jesus
September 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Somebody didn't read his Bible carefully. (Matthew 7:21-23)
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #Christianity #ChristianRight #Jesus
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #Christianity #ChristianRight #Jesus
September 23, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are supplied by people who post on Reddit about the Deep State and Dark Web while looking for someone to love them.
September 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are supplied by people who post on Reddit about the Deep State and Dark Web while looking for someone to love them.
Fond Memories ran for 12 straight years as the Bellingham’s guided their kids and neighbor Johnny Jive through puberty. During a vacation show in Hawaii, Johnny jumped a shark without a stunt double. The shark ate him, leading to the catchphrase “feeding the shark.” #TwtStory
September 23, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Fond Memories ran for 12 straight years as the Bellingham’s guided their kids and neighbor Johnny Jive through puberty. During a vacation show in Hawaii, Johnny jumped a shark without a stunt double. The shark ate him, leading to the catchphrase “feeding the shark.” #TwtStory