WizardBiscuits
@wizardbiscuits.bsky.social
Professional procrastinator (He/Him)
Was actually quite looking forward to Gears of War: E-Day, right up until I read a review mentioning the “open world” bits…
October 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Was actually quite looking forward to Gears of War: E-Day, right up until I read a review mentioning the “open world” bits…
This is what I’m up to on a Sunday night because I hate myself apparently.
October 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
This is what I’m up to on a Sunday night because I hate myself apparently.
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Inside you there are two Russian Jared Harris
October 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Inside you there are two Russian Jared Harris
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Bring back this Princess Mononoke riso print one last time for NYCC, I’m also open to one pre show commission like this. Reach out if you want to claim the slot, last chance before I raise my rates
October 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Bring back this Princess Mononoke riso print one last time for NYCC, I’m also open to one pre show commission like this. Reach out if you want to claim the slot, last chance before I raise my rates
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Happy Dredd Day! ‘Ave a biscuit!
October 3, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Happy Dredd Day! ‘Ave a biscuit!
Y’know, if they remade Friends today, Rachel would be dressing up as Mrs Incredible for Ross.
October 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Y’know, if they remade Friends today, Rachel would be dressing up as Mrs Incredible for Ross.
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Blacksmith Wizard type guy,
Character design commission
Character design commission
March 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Blacksmith Wizard type guy,
Character design commission
Character design commission
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Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
September 29, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
If you’re at SPRU today, feel free to say hello to me. I’ll be wandering around in a t-shirt with Cate Blanchett and a terrible pun on it!
September 26, 2026 at 8:45 AM
If you’re at SPRU today, feel free to say hello to me. I’ll be wandering around in a t-shirt with Cate Blanchett and a terrible pun on it!
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Huuuge Space Dwarf news! Exö-Squad Wârnug boxed sets are available! To you! Now! Today! Right now!
ontosgames.co.uk
Please help spread the news!
ontosgames.co.uk
Please help spread the news!
September 25, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Huuuge Space Dwarf news! Exö-Squad Wârnug boxed sets are available! To you! Now! Today! Right now!
ontosgames.co.uk
Please help spread the news!
ontosgames.co.uk
Please help spread the news!
I’ve been up since 5am this morning to set off for SPRU in Nottingham. I’ve lost count of the black coffees I’ve knocked back so far…
September 26, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I’ve been up since 5am this morning to set off for SPRU in Nottingham. I’ve lost count of the black coffees I’ve knocked back so far…
People really will agree that the person who makes a living off saying the free stuff sent to them by a company is amazing is offering a fair and completely unbiased appraisal.
September 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
People really will agree that the person who makes a living off saying the free stuff sent to them by a company is amazing is offering a fair and completely unbiased appraisal.
So if you want to purchase the whitest white paint GW sells you need to go in and ask for *checks notes* Blackstone Void?!
September 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
So if you want to purchase the whitest white paint GW sells you need to go in and ask for *checks notes* Blackstone Void?!
Kitbashed and painted up this eye-achingly bright chap for some games of #BuffThis2141.
September 21, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Kitbashed and painted up this eye-achingly bright chap for some games of #BuffThis2141.
Never seen a faction that has models sitting so squarely at both ends of the amazing to abysmal spectrum as that new Age of Sigmar dwarf army.
September 19, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Never seen a faction that has models sitting so squarely at both ends of the amazing to abysmal spectrum as that new Age of Sigmar dwarf army.
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Placebo:
“Eyeholes in a paper bag
Greatest lay I ever had”
Me:
“Wait a minute…”
“Eyeholes in a paper bag
Greatest lay I ever had”
Me:
“Wait a minute…”
September 18, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Placebo:
“Eyeholes in a paper bag
Greatest lay I ever had”
Me:
“Wait a minute…”
“Eyeholes in a paper bag
Greatest lay I ever had”
Me:
“Wait a minute…”
Placebo:
“Eyeholes in a paper bag
Greatest lay I ever had”
Me:
“Wait a minute…”
“Eyeholes in a paper bag
Greatest lay I ever had”
Me:
“Wait a minute…”
September 18, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Placebo:
“Eyeholes in a paper bag
Greatest lay I ever had”
Me:
“Wait a minute…”
“Eyeholes in a paper bag
Greatest lay I ever had”
Me:
“Wait a minute…”
I live in belligerent hope that with so many impending apocalypses waiting to descend upon us this happens:
September 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I live in belligerent hope that with so many impending apocalypses waiting to descend upon us this happens:
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
Let’s go further, let’s have Northumbria back as an independent kingdom, thank you very much.
🚨 NEW: The leaders of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland will meet tomorrow to sign a joint declaration for all three countries to gain independence from the UK
September 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Let’s go further, let’s have Northumbria back as an independent kingdom, thank you very much.
Ah yes, that time of the year when the spiders move back in…
September 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Ah yes, that time of the year when the spiders move back in…
Love spending 30 mins researching which is the best way to work out with a particular exercise only for it all to be thrown into question by a 10 second video that pops up telling me that one specific exercise is actually useless.
September 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Love spending 30 mins researching which is the best way to work out with a particular exercise only for it all to be thrown into question by a 10 second video that pops up telling me that one specific exercise is actually useless.
Premise?! Look, it’s very simple. One week a celebrity flirts with Kermit, the next week with Miss Piggy. One week you put a straight man next to Gonzo, the next week Jason Mantzoukas.
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival.
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
September 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Premise?! Look, it’s very simple. One week a celebrity flirts with Kermit, the next week with Miss Piggy. One week you put a straight man next to Gonzo, the next week Jason Mantzoukas.