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WobblyCPA
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CPA • IWW • PDX
He / Him
Did LA just get nuked, or is it just Hulu being Hulu?
September 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
My family just introduced the concept of “car fries” to me.

Not the “angel’s share” fries that just happen in transport. A separate order of fries for car consumption.
September 25, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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30 years ago, One To Another entered the top 3 on the Official UK charts. Here we are performing the track on TFI Friday, September 1996. #OTA30
September 24, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Winston should be good for 3 picks
September 22, 2026 at 12:32 AM
What the fuck, Colts?
September 21, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Did Tomlin just call a TD a “tud”?
September 21, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I’ll I’m getting from this Kelce Sunday Ticket ad is they don’t invite their new sister-in-law.

Shake it off, Taylor.
September 20, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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I decided to save my overall grand Sumo thoughts for after the halfway point (which is tonight) because I wasn’t able to post on Day 5.

Anyway, what I can say is that it’s been another thrilling tournament with lots of unexpected outcomes.
September 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Fuck you, LANE
September 20, 2026 at 3:26 AM
If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.

-I’m a sucker for the Vonnegut advice. These moments seem rare these days. Acknowledge them when they happen.
September 20, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Now it’s in my jammy pants, cuz you know I keep that thang on me.
Feeling like a responsible adult because I remembered to check my jeans for the emergency gummy before I put them in the wash.
September 20, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Feeling like a responsible adult because I remembered to check my jeans for the emergency gummy before I put them in the wash.
September 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I just described Omar Sharif as Egyptian Laurence Olivier to my family and I think they are starting to suspect I’m high.

I am.
September 20, 2026 at 1:10 AM
As a business person (derogatory), I have some ideas about how this Oktoberfest should be run.
September 19, 2026 at 11:41 PM
It’s lovely when you go to Oktoberfest and get to hear traditional songs like Country Road and The Lion Sleeps Tonight.
September 19, 2026 at 11:19 PM
That TD by Wake Forest either caused their stadium lights to strobe, or I’m having a stroke
September 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work.
Talk to your neighbours, care for each other"

Spotted in Somerset, UK
September 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Jesus, I get it. There a group chats now. Fuck off already.
September 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Somehow the distance between Mahomes’ temples seems smaller this year.
September 15, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Why couldn’t W get cancer at ground zero?
September 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Shut the fuck yo, Brady
September 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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There's not going to be an IPO, you stupid slut.
Anthropic Said to Choose Nasdaq for Much-Anticipated IPO Listing
Anthropic PBC has picked Nasdaq as its listing venue ahead of a potential record-setting initial public offering, according to a person familiar with the matter.
www.bloomberg.com
September 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Nothing like going to the sports bar to watch football and having to listen to a blue chew ad at ear-splitting volume.
September 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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「 c'mon man just vote for politicians who hate you so I can go back to brunch not having to pretend I care 」

Meanwhile this is 37 years old and could be asked today & as easily under the Jim Crow Joe Biden Administration w/ a D Congress failing to protect voting rights and affirmative action and..
James Baldwin: How Much Time Do You Want For Your "Progress"?
YouTube video by The Bluegrass Professors
www.youtube.com
September 13, 2026 at 2:43 PM
They’re giving the pervert glasses to vets, huh?
September 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM