mench the bench
@wonder55.bsky.social
Sometimes I'm me🗿 | he/they
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I think it's time for a The Blob remake. It just feels like the vibe rn
October 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I think it's time for a The Blob remake. It just feels like the vibe rn
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DnD = diagnosed neurodivergent dork
September 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
DnD = diagnosed neurodivergent dork
Fucked up a bramble bush that was plaguing a tree in our front yard while listening to Tim Curry's "Toxic Love" from Ferngully. Rest in peace you beautiful souls, and rest in piss you shit ass bramble.
August 29, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Fucked up a bramble bush that was plaguing a tree in our front yard while listening to Tim Curry's "Toxic Love" from Ferngully. Rest in peace you beautiful souls, and rest in piss you shit ass bramble.
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*monster truck commercial announcer voice*: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
August 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
*monster truck commercial announcer voice*: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
"the United States is the wealthiest country in the world!"
Cool, can I have some?
Cool, can I have some?
August 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
"the United States is the wealthiest country in the world!"
Cool, can I have some?
Cool, can I have some?
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Life is mostly about just like, hanging out and stuff
August 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Life is mostly about just like, hanging out and stuff
Reorganizing the spice rack when Schism by TOOL comes on my playlist and it's really doing my head in
August 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Reorganizing the spice rack when Schism by TOOL comes on my playlist and it's really doing my head in
Got invited out to a Contra night and I'm the only one taking the dress code seriously
Contra Classic Gameplay
ALT: Contra Classic Gameplay
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August 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Got invited out to a Contra night and I'm the only one taking the dress code seriously
Have you seen the new post? It's on WeRead. It's literally trending on FlipFlop. It's pinned on the ShmingleSquad discord's #zonkers channel. I literally just ReSpewed it. You can probably find it in the comments section of NetMogger's latest Blorger article. Dude it's in your OmniBox.
July 28, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Have you seen the new post? It's on WeRead. It's literally trending on FlipFlop. It's pinned on the ShmingleSquad discord's #zonkers channel. I literally just ReSpewed it. You can probably find it in the comments section of NetMogger's latest Blorger article. Dude it's in your OmniBox.
"What's your secret??"
"I'm miserable"
"I'm miserable"
July 28, 2026 at 5:50 PM
"What's your secret??"
"I'm miserable"
"I'm miserable"
My cursed surf-bum rock-person barbarian is now infested with a parasite living in his teeth trying to take over his brain and we're only like 3 sessions in.
God I love DND
God I love DND
July 23, 2026 at 6:14 PM
My cursed surf-bum rock-person barbarian is now infested with a parasite living in his teeth trying to take over his brain and we're only like 3 sessions in.
God I love DND
God I love DND
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i never meant to be me and yet here i am
July 19, 2026 at 9:27 AM
i never meant to be me and yet here i am
Witnessed my first ever ladder related accident yesterday. It wasn't properly locked so it started to slowly slide apart while someone was on it.
Fortunately years of instilled paranoia had me holding one side so injuries were minimal, but I will continue mistrusting those finicky contraptions.
Fortunately years of instilled paranoia had me holding one side so injuries were minimal, but I will continue mistrusting those finicky contraptions.
July 13, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Witnessed my first ever ladder related accident yesterday. It wasn't properly locked so it started to slowly slide apart while someone was on it.
Fortunately years of instilled paranoia had me holding one side so injuries were minimal, but I will continue mistrusting those finicky contraptions.
Fortunately years of instilled paranoia had me holding one side so injuries were minimal, but I will continue mistrusting those finicky contraptions.
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July 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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im smoking yhat W Bush
July 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
im smoking yhat W Bush
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Kaladin Stormblitzed
Kal
Little Prince
Da boi
Fuzzy butler (when greeted at the door)
Cat-ball (when being cradled)
Laundry (when he's laundry)
Dumb dumb
Stinky boy
Tiny brain piss baby
Kal
Little Prince
Da boi
Fuzzy butler (when greeted at the door)
Cat-ball (when being cradled)
Laundry (when he's laundry)
Dumb dumb
Stinky boy
Tiny brain piss baby
June 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Kaladin Stormblitzed
Kal
Little Prince
Da boi
Fuzzy butler (when greeted at the door)
Cat-ball (when being cradled)
Laundry (when he's laundry)
Dumb dumb
Stinky boy
Tiny brain piss baby
Kal
Little Prince
Da boi
Fuzzy butler (when greeted at the door)
Cat-ball (when being cradled)
Laundry (when he's laundry)
Dumb dumb
Stinky boy
Tiny brain piss baby
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c o s m o s
June 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
c o s m o s
Discrete mathematicians be like "mind your P's & Q's"
June 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Discrete mathematicians be like "mind your P's & Q's"