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Seeing the results of the Spurs Knicks game, I am extremely happy to report OKC is still eliminated from the playoffs.
June 6, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Seeing the results of the Spurs Knicks game, I am extremely happy to report OKC is still eliminated from the playoffs.
This is really casting a dark cloud over Taco Tuesday.
April 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
This is really casting a dark cloud over Taco Tuesday.
I believe even Hunter S Thompson would find this man quite crass.
April 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I believe even Hunter S Thompson would find this man quite crass.
On the plus side, if we invade 3 more countries needlessly we can finish the punch card and finally get that 6" sub sandwich.
March 5, 2026 at 8:22 AM
On the plus side, if we invade 3 more countries needlessly we can finish the punch card and finally get that 6" sub sandwich.
America might not be the protagonist.
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
America might not be the protagonist.
Trump is a big logisitics-guy, Iraq is too far away, we needed a failed state close to home.
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Trump is a big logisitics-guy, Iraq is too far away, we needed a failed state close to home.
Just like every peace-president, this one needs the BIGGEST battleship. Maybe next someone can play connect four with grampa instead.
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Just like every peace-president, this one needs the BIGGEST battleship. Maybe next someone can play connect four with grampa instead.
Huh. I didn't realize how much business leaders of America fucking hate the free market. Odd plot twist in 2025.
August 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Huh. I didn't realize how much business leaders of America fucking hate the free market. Odd plot twist in 2025.
Maybe they were blinded by the beauty of the Alaskan countryside and couldn't concentrate long enough to agree on anything.
August 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Maybe they were blinded by the beauty of the Alaskan countryside and couldn't concentrate long enough to agree on anything.
Retirement was so 1997 anyway.
July 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Retirement was so 1997 anyway.
Strange that the "just asking questions" crowd didn't get the correct answer to the question of invading Iran before the election.
June 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Strange that the "just asking questions" crowd didn't get the correct answer to the question of invading Iran before the election.
Look on the bright side, this is our third hole punch on the middle east wars card. Only 3 more and we get a free 6" sub sandwich.
June 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Look on the bright side, this is our third hole punch on the middle east wars card. Only 3 more and we get a free 6" sub sandwich.
Dunking on Ted Cruz for not knowing anything about Iran probably hits harder if you didn't know already that Ted Cruz is a fucking moron. If so you'd kinda expect it from him.
June 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Dunking on Ted Cruz for not knowing anything about Iran probably hits harder if you didn't know already that Ted Cruz is a fucking moron. If so you'd kinda expect it from him.
Only NOW does that big gold key gift look silly.
June 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Only NOW does that big gold key gift look silly.
In my defense, I was training my AI model on all the movies, and music I 'found' on the internet in college.
May 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
In my defense, I was training my AI model on all the movies, and music I 'found' on the internet in college.
We are a mere 2 more Superman reboot movies away from convincing Republicans that aliens are actually good for society.
May 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
We are a mere 2 more Superman reboot movies away from convincing Republicans that aliens are actually good for society.
Arresting a judge in a Friday news dump is a choice. Not a good one, but a choice.
April 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Arresting a judge in a Friday news dump is a choice. Not a good one, but a choice.
It must not have been THAT great of a depression, these guys seem able to replicate it very easily.
April 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It must not have been THAT great of a depression, these guys seem able to replicate it very easily.
On the plus side maybe the new AI social media platform will only be inhabited by AI, so we can ignore it too.
April 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
On the plus side maybe the new AI social media platform will only be inhabited by AI, so we can ignore it too.
So... Those tiny screw jobs for smartphones aren't coming back I guess.
April 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
So... Those tiny screw jobs for smartphones aren't coming back I guess.
I know I am a broken human when I see this article and think "oh, that's bad running form".
April 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I know I am a broken human when I see this article and think "oh, that's bad running form".
It looks bad, but maybe the golf tournament he skipped town for has a $6 trillion economic stimulus as the grand prize.
April 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It looks bad, but maybe the golf tournament he skipped town for has a $6 trillion economic stimulus as the grand prize.
While we would have never conceived it possible. At this rate we may actually completely exhaust the Tim Robinson hotdog meme.
March 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
While we would have never conceived it possible. At this rate we may actually completely exhaust the Tim Robinson hotdog meme.
