Wooly Woolhouse
@woolywoolhouse.bsky.social
Father of two; husband of one. If I don't laugh, I'll go crazy. Considered "the enemy within" by the Prez. I have my own Executive Orders that say: "F this crap." #AntifaAF
Sesame Street Fighter.
That's the post. Now someone make the video game.
That's the post. Now someone make the video game.
September 9, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Sesame Street Fighter.
That's the post. Now someone make the video game.
That's the post. Now someone make the video game.
My daughter had to interview her mother and me for her college parenting class. One question was "What advice would you give to a new parent?" And my answer should be on a coffee mug:
"Raise your kid to be the type of person you would want to be friends with."
I'd drink cocoa from that!
"Raise your kid to be the type of person you would want to be friends with."
I'd drink cocoa from that!
September 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
My daughter had to interview her mother and me for her college parenting class. One question was "What advice would you give to a new parent?" And my answer should be on a coffee mug:
"Raise your kid to be the type of person you would want to be friends with."
I'd drink cocoa from that!
"Raise your kid to be the type of person you would want to be friends with."
I'd drink cocoa from that!
I really enjoyed #CoyoteVsAcme... but just to be sure, I better go again with my son Monday.
August 29, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I really enjoyed #CoyoteVsAcme... but just to be sure, I better go again with my son Monday.
My 14-year-old son wants to get more into watching sports - baseball and football, especially - and it's been tough with the ups and downs of the Minnesota Twins' season this year. But, watching Taj Bradley's #ImmaculateInning last night with him was a cool moment. - www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnmw...
Taj Bradley throws the first immaculate inning in Twins history! | MLB Highlights (Full Inning)
YouTube video by MLB
www.youtube.com
August 26, 2026 at 2:16 PM
My 14-year-old son wants to get more into watching sports - baseball and football, especially - and it's been tough with the ups and downs of the Minnesota Twins' season this year. But, watching Taj Bradley's #ImmaculateInning last night with him was a cool moment. - www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnmw...
"You know," my wife said, as the car picked up speed, "It's still only 30." I lifted my foot slightly off the accelerator, replying, "Just like you wish you were?" The rest of the drive was uncomfortable, mostly for me, as I recovered from a slight and sudden groin injury.
August 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
"You know," my wife said, as the car picked up speed, "It's still only 30." I lifted my foot slightly off the accelerator, replying, "Just like you wish you were?" The rest of the drive was uncomfortable, mostly for me, as I recovered from a slight and sudden groin injury.
My doctor: "I'm putting you on a diet. From now on, I want you only eating foods found in nature."
Me, later that day, in the Special Instructions for my pizza delivery: "Please leave the pizza by the trees in my back yard. Throw a couple of leaves over the box if you can."
Me, later that day, in the Special Instructions for my pizza delivery: "Please leave the pizza by the trees in my back yard. Throw a couple of leaves over the box if you can."
August 19, 2026 at 1:31 PM
My doctor: "I'm putting you on a diet. From now on, I want you only eating foods found in nature."
Me, later that day, in the Special Instructions for my pizza delivery: "Please leave the pizza by the trees in my back yard. Throw a couple of leaves over the box if you can."
Me, later that day, in the Special Instructions for my pizza delivery: "Please leave the pizza by the trees in my back yard. Throw a couple of leaves over the box if you can."
Normalize wishing business contacts you hate "I hope this email finds you in a well."
August 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Normalize wishing business contacts you hate "I hope this email finds you in a well."
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old enough to remember when the president didn’t commit impeachable offenses every day
August 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
old enough to remember when the president didn’t commit impeachable offenses every day
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“Donald Trump is the first president in my lifetime who does not try to unite the American people — does not even pretend to try. Instead, he tries to divide us.” Retired Lt. Gen. H.R. McMaster
August 12, 2026 at 11:14 AM
“Donald Trump is the first president in my lifetime who does not try to unite the American people — does not even pretend to try. Instead, he tries to divide us.” Retired Lt. Gen. H.R. McMaster
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Bernie Wants Healthcare For All
Americans.......👏🏻
Americans.......👏🏻
August 12, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Bernie Wants Healthcare For All
Americans.......👏🏻
Americans.......👏🏻
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The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
August 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
You all laughed at me when I started wearing this rubber suit to the offices. Well who's laughing now?
AP Exclusive: ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks
Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers may soon be outfitted with gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks that are intended to gain compliance from combative individuals.
apnews.com
August 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
You all laughed at me when I started wearing this rubber suit to the offices. Well who's laughing now?
"What if clothes were alive?"
"I don't know..."
"Well, what if fridge magnets had their own little ecosystem and government?"
"Ted..."
"Or Christmas tree ornaments!"
"We can't..."
"IMAGINE IF SQUIRRELS TALKED LIKE PEOPLE!!! AND ONE SOUNDED LIKE NATE BARGATZE!!!"
- Every Pixar writers' retreat.
"I don't know..."
"Well, what if fridge magnets had their own little ecosystem and government?"
"Ted..."
"Or Christmas tree ornaments!"
"We can't..."
"IMAGINE IF SQUIRRELS TALKED LIKE PEOPLE!!! AND ONE SOUNDED LIKE NATE BARGATZE!!!"
- Every Pixar writers' retreat.
August 6, 2026 at 1:06 PM
"What if clothes were alive?"
"I don't know..."
"Well, what if fridge magnets had their own little ecosystem and government?"
"Ted..."
"Or Christmas tree ornaments!"
"We can't..."
"IMAGINE IF SQUIRRELS TALKED LIKE PEOPLE!!! AND ONE SOUNDED LIKE NATE BARGATZE!!!"
- Every Pixar writers' retreat.
"I don't know..."
"Well, what if fridge magnets had their own little ecosystem and government?"
"Ted..."
"Or Christmas tree ornaments!"
"We can't..."
"IMAGINE IF SQUIRRELS TALKED LIKE PEOPLE!!! AND ONE SOUNDED LIKE NATE BARGATZE!!!"
- Every Pixar writers' retreat.
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The problem is, even if there is a process, it relies on people being transparent and the senate enforcing the rules. And that is clearly not going to happen in this regime.
August 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
The problem is, even if there is a process, it relies on people being transparent and the senate enforcing the rules. And that is clearly not going to happen in this regime.
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THIS 👇 HERE, AS WELL.......
August 5, 2026 at 10:42 AM
THIS 👇 HERE, AS WELL.......
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Stephen NOSFERATU Miller Spoke
These Words July 27th 2026,On
Fox Noise Sean Hannity Show,And
Jasmine Crockett Responded......
These Words July 27th 2026,On
Fox Noise Sean Hannity Show,And
Jasmine Crockett Responded......
July 30, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Stephen NOSFERATU Miller Spoke
These Words July 27th 2026,On
Fox Noise Sean Hannity Show,And
Jasmine Crockett Responded......
These Words July 27th 2026,On
Fox Noise Sean Hannity Show,And
Jasmine Crockett Responded......
Reminded of the time we ordered Olive Garden take-out. Arrived at the time we were told to pick up; it took an additional 40 minutes for the food to be ready. Hostess said, "Here, for the delay, with our apologies" and handed me a dozen extra sets of disposable silverware.
July 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Reminded of the time we ordered Olive Garden take-out. Arrived at the time we were told to pick up; it took an additional 40 minutes for the food to be ready. Hostess said, "Here, for the delay, with our apologies" and handed me a dozen extra sets of disposable silverware.
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I wish MAGA would get as angry at pedophiles as they do at scientists
July 30, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I wish MAGA would get as angry at pedophiles as they do at scientists
So Conservatives want to protect kids from a trans doll because it exists and they automatically assume (with no evidence) that it will be used in public schools to teach kindergartners that genitals can be removed... but are cool with Elon's child-p*rn-creating AI?
The hypocrisy is palpable.
The hypocrisy is palpable.
July 30, 2026 at 4:18 PM
So Conservatives want to protect kids from a trans doll because it exists and they automatically assume (with no evidence) that it will be used in public schools to teach kindergartners that genitals can be removed... but are cool with Elon's child-p*rn-creating AI?
The hypocrisy is palpable.
The hypocrisy is palpable.
In my continued efforts to find joy where I can: today and tomorrow (7/23-24) the St. Paul Saints are converting to their alter egos the "Ghostly Gangsters" at CHS Field! I'll be rocking a bit of a new look this go-round, but the moonshine runnin' and Charleston-movin' will remain!
July 23, 2026 at 1:54 PM
In my continued efforts to find joy where I can: today and tomorrow (7/23-24) the St. Paul Saints are converting to their alter egos the "Ghostly Gangsters" at CHS Field! I'll be rocking a bit of a new look this go-round, but the moonshine runnin' and Charleston-movin' will remain!
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NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......
July 22, 2026 at 12:17 PM
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......
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I get the "angry" emails forwarded to me at work. The number of disgruntled listeners who feel it appropriate to email threats and racist language to us, when compared to the number of listeners who public Facebook pages report they are "divorced" and "recently laid off" form a perfect Venn circle.
July 22, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I get the "angry" emails forwarded to me at work. The number of disgruntled listeners who feel it appropriate to email threats and racist language to us, when compared to the number of listeners who public Facebook pages report they are "divorced" and "recently laid off" form a perfect Venn circle.
McConnell's going to remain "alive" until they can perfect his fake assassination for political points.
Patel is already drawing "LGBTQ H8s Mitch" on shot gun shells.
Patel is already drawing "LGBTQ H8s Mitch" on shot gun shells.
July 8, 2026 at 1:21 PM
McConnell's going to remain "alive" until they can perfect his fake assassination for political points.
Patel is already drawing "LGBTQ H8s Mitch" on shot gun shells.
Patel is already drawing "LGBTQ H8s Mitch" on shot gun shells.