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Brandon
@worstmillennial.bsky.social
My muscle growth journey

Happily taken
Half the cast of Dragula season 7 have the same piercings
October 27, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The new Street Fighter movie: yea or nay?
October 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Snacks will be the death of me
October 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I don’t get worked up about phones in movie theaters because I’m busy watching the movie
September 19, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I sometimes forget that there are people who can’t suspend their disbelief when watching something fictional
August 28, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The grey temples club
August 24, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Reposted by Brandon
“I remember when my sister went on a date with a canibal to see a Russell Crowe movie”.

“Gladiator?”

“Nah, I really miss her”.
August 20, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Reposted by Brandon
My friend is going through a tough time and needs dental work done. Please consider donating to help him out! Any bit helps
Donate to Help Me Thrive After Overcoming Trauma, organized by Peter Quaresima
About a year ago, I ran from a toxic marriage after being discarded with the … Peter Quaresima needs your support for Help Me Thrive After Overcoming Trauma
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August 20, 2026 at 12:48 PM
My friend is going through a tough time and needs dental work done. Please consider donating to help him out! Any bit helps
Donate to Help Me Thrive After Overcoming Trauma, organized by Peter Quaresima
About a year ago, I ran from a toxic marriage after being discarded with the … Peter Quaresima needs your support for Help Me Thrive After Overcoming Trauma
www.gofundme.com
August 20, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Being a sex pest runs deep in the Boebert family
August 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
When I get a nicely worded boilerplate rejection email from a company I applied to
Farrah Moan: RuPaul's Drag Race 'You Don't Love Me'
ALT: Farrah Moan: RuPaul's Drag Race 'You Don't Love Me'
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August 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I finally watched Stop! That! Train! and it's actually really funny and I loved it
August 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Kevin Bacon and Freddie Prinze Jr.
July 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Polaris wearing a bracelet with a skull charm in X-Men ‘97. I see what you’re doing! IYKYK
July 25, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Rogue needs to be the POV character in X-Men ‘97 and that’s one of the reasons why season 2 feels underwhelming
July 25, 2026 at 1:11 PM
The most annoying thing about working with people on the coasts is that they think their time zone is the only time zone
July 23, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Did you know that you can save a ton of money by doing group fitness at a local rec center instead of an expensive boutique studio like Barry's? Many of the instructors at boutique studios need to work multiple jobs, including rec centers. I know because I was one of them
July 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Evil Dead Burn didn't hit the same way as Evil Dead Rise. It wasn't bad. It just wasn't nearly as good
July 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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This is good, but the fact that four Supreme Court justices were willing to ignore the VERY CLEAR text of the Constitution, history, and over 150 years of precedent just because their guy said to shows just how broken we are.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court holds that the Fourteenth Amendment protects birthright citizenship, blocking Donald Trump's executive order to end it.

Roberts has the opinion for the court, which is 5-4 on the constitutional question and 6-3 on whether federal law protects birthright citizenship.
June 30, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I MUST GO!
They invaded our newsstand cover, and now the Cenobites have set their sights on Halloween Horror Nights. Universal Studios announced that both their Hollywood and Orlando locations will be home to a Hellraiser house as a part of this year’s event, bringing the first three films in the beloved body…
Halloween Horror Nights Unlocks The Lament Configuration With HELLRAISER House
They invaded our newsstand cover, and now the Cenobites have set their sights on Halloween Horror Nights. Universal Studios announced that both their Hollywood and Orlando locations will be home to a Hellraiser house as a part of this year’s event, bringing the first three films in the beloved body horror franchise to life in...
dlvr.it
June 30, 2026 at 5:03 PM