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Doug Wortel
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Chaotic Neutral
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Yes, the song that played as Rubio entered the room, right before DJT arrived to sign the Greenland deal with Demark at the UN General Assembly was “Send in the Clowns”

Unfortunate timing or epic trolling? One may never know.

www.youtube.com/live/5fTPNJG...
Trump along with representatives from Denmark and Greenland sign security deal – watch live
YouTube video by Guardian News
www.youtube.com
September 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Awkward.
July 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Bat Manuel Begins

‘Mexican Batman’ Is Duct-Taping Motorcycle Thieves to Lampposts. Muy Bien share.google/WHJJRJ9mvsxf...
‘Mexican Batman’ Is Duct-Taping Motorcycle Thieves to Lampposts. Muy Bien
'Mexican Batman' has been bringing vigilante justice to Jalisco, Mexico, after duct-taping would-be motorcycle thieves to lampposts.
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July 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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In the running for greatest giveaway of all time
April 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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There are currently 431 House members (217 Republicans, 214 Democrats) – only 2 Republicans would be needed to impeach Trump – leaving 20 Senate Republicans (67 vote majority) to remove him from office.

22 people are needed immediately to prevent genocide/nuclear apocalypse.

Summon your courage.
April 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Rest in Peace to the original Eve Teschmacher, Valerie Perrine.
March 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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It must be *infuriating* to TSA agents, who are NOT getting paid, to see lazy ICE agents, who ARE getting paid, lounging about the airport and doing nothing to help either them or passengers.
March 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
My nephew repairs airplanes for a living at an airport. His father just made me promise not to text him, "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?" No matter how bad things get over the shutdown.
March 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
President of the remedial
March 23, 2026 at 1:04 PM
This man is a fibber. No one can teleport into a Waffle House just once.
March 23, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Everyone knows a Moby. It's always great when they overcorrect themselves into a ditch.

www.musicradar.com/artists/sing...
“The little idiot”: Dave Davies hits back at Moby calling Lola “unevolved” and “transphobic”
And he quotes Jayne County’s thoughts about the song
www.musicradar.com
March 23, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Heh
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
No matter what you thought of Kiss, I think I speak for all of us when I say, why couldn't it have been Gene?
October 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Does Hegseth know he's doing this desperate performance art bit where actual veterans from our very real United States Military can see/hear him?
September 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
To quote my favorite Disney Princess, Emperor Sheer Palpatine, "Do it."
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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US army rolling the red carpet to murderer’s plane. I will never forget this image.
August 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary
August 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The Facebook/TikTok/YouTube algorithm works exactly the same as the cave in The Empire Strikes Back.
August 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The bees at the mouth of the Dunkin Donuts drive thru have turned my need to ditch this receipt into the tree trunk initiation in Flash Gordon (1980).
August 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Google is right there, my guy.
August 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I mean...
August 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Back Street Kids (2021 Remaster)
YouTube video by Black Sabbath - Topic
youtu.be
July 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Hunter Biden Interview
July 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Oh no! Shit. Now I have to make room in my day to give out all those "I told you sos" that've been piling up on my desk. I'm prolly going to have to move some stuff tomorrow too. Maybe even Thursday idk.
July 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM