Runoff
@wouldirunoff.bsky.social
And the trees do not like strangers.
She/They | Bi/Demi
18+, but in the boring "I'm in my 30s and don't care to watch what I say, please, children, do not bother me" way
She/They | Bi/Demi
18+, but in the boring "I'm in my 30s and don't care to watch what I say, please, children, do not bother me" way
Every now and then I relive the delight I felt when I walked past someone watching The Pope's Exorcist on the TV at the exact right moment to see the Dragon Age: Inquisition symbol.
My favorite thing in the world are moments that are so silly I begin to question if I'm truly in reality.
My favorite thing in the world are moments that are so silly I begin to question if I'm truly in reality.
September 22, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Every now and then I relive the delight I felt when I walked past someone watching The Pope's Exorcist on the TV at the exact right moment to see the Dragon Age: Inquisition symbol.
My favorite thing in the world are moments that are so silly I begin to question if I'm truly in reality.
My favorite thing in the world are moments that are so silly I begin to question if I'm truly in reality.
Whenever I hear or see "foid" I get caught in this loop where I'm annoyed that they came up with a word for "female android" when one has already existed for ages, but I am also very glad they didn't ruin "gynoid" for me.
September 21, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Whenever I hear or see "foid" I get caught in this loop where I'm annoyed that they came up with a word for "female android" when one has already existed for ages, but I am also very glad they didn't ruin "gynoid" for me.
tag yourself: I'm the Barizon Precedent.
Please admire this slop-guide to the U.S. government that my kid received in his ninth grade government class.
“Watergsstate Impreachment
Imeachment bolity Precedent”
“Watergsstate Impreachment
Imeachment bolity Precedent”
September 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
tag yourself: I'm the Barizon Precedent.
With WoW forever coming up, I'm getting emotional about giving my main character a fresh start.
In Retail, after the burning of Teldrassil, well, she looks like she went through a fire, and also the night warrior skintone.
Something about making her purple again is getting to me.
In Retail, after the burning of Teldrassil, well, she looks like she went through a fire, and also the night warrior skintone.
Something about making her purple again is getting to me.
September 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
With WoW forever coming up, I'm getting emotional about giving my main character a fresh start.
In Retail, after the burning of Teldrassil, well, she looks like she went through a fire, and also the night warrior skintone.
Something about making her purple again is getting to me.
In Retail, after the burning of Teldrassil, well, she looks like she went through a fire, and also the night warrior skintone.
Something about making her purple again is getting to me.
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making a pourover this morning and involuntarily remembering the time when @wouldirunoff.bsky.social commented on nbc hannibal using a fancy-ass gooseneck kettle and i had to sheepishly admit to also owning one
September 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
making a pourover this morning and involuntarily remembering the time when @wouldirunoff.bsky.social commented on nbc hannibal using a fancy-ass gooseneck kettle and i had to sheepishly admit to also owning one
Anxiety Tip: It is true that every time you accidentally print a document on the good paper, whoever is sorting and shredding old documents twelve years later will absolutely judge you for printing that on the good paper.
August 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Anxiety Tip: It is true that every time you accidentally print a document on the good paper, whoever is sorting and shredding old documents twelve years later will absolutely judge you for printing that on the good paper.
The mystery game I'm doing some voice acting on is having its initial release tomorrow!
store.steampowered.com/app/2992580/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2992580/...
Ventreville: A Cure for Sorrow on Steam
Interrogate your own player characters in this six-chapter murder mystery! Your decisions determine how many clues are uncovered for the final player character, the detective. Explore each stage of gr...
store.steampowered.com
August 28, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The mystery game I'm doing some voice acting on is having its initial release tomorrow!
store.steampowered.com/app/2992580/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2992580/...
Had to glare a guy out of the salon during my haircut.
He was, I believe, selling salon management software, but he actually refused to answer that directly.
This place doesn't take walk-ins so he just entered and came straight to the back room where my hair was getting cut.
And wouldn't leave.
He was, I believe, selling salon management software, but he actually refused to answer that directly.
This place doesn't take walk-ins so he just entered and came straight to the back room where my hair was getting cut.
And wouldn't leave.
August 24, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Had to glare a guy out of the salon during my haircut.
He was, I believe, selling salon management software, but he actually refused to answer that directly.
This place doesn't take walk-ins so he just entered and came straight to the back room where my hair was getting cut.
And wouldn't leave.
He was, I believe, selling salon management software, but he actually refused to answer that directly.
This place doesn't take walk-ins so he just entered and came straight to the back room where my hair was getting cut.
And wouldn't leave.
I hated that period of time on the internet where people thought they were clever, like a plague, saying "of course it's in the last place you look, why would you keep looking!"
why were people saying that so often, and why were they so wrong
why were people saying that so often, and why were they so wrong
August 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I hated that period of time on the internet where people thought they were clever, like a plague, saying "of course it's in the last place you look, why would you keep looking!"
why were people saying that so often, and why were they so wrong
why were people saying that so often, and why were they so wrong
There is a child in this bathroom screeching whenever anyone uses the hand dryer
August 20, 2026 at 9:12 PM
There is a child in this bathroom screeching whenever anyone uses the hand dryer
No employee moments yet, but I did get a tourist assuming I work here.
I am literally wearing an outfit I wear regularly in my daily life plus a hat lmao
I am literally wearing an outfit I wear regularly in my daily life plus a hat lmao
Heading to Disney for a Full Day because we're taking my cousin.
Ready for whichever Disney employee wants to make fun of my hat and/or outfit this time lmao
Ready for whichever Disney employee wants to make fun of my hat and/or outfit this time lmao
August 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
No employee moments yet, but I did get a tourist assuming I work here.
I am literally wearing an outfit I wear regularly in my daily life plus a hat lmao
I am literally wearing an outfit I wear regularly in my daily life plus a hat lmao
Heading to Disney for a Full Day because we're taking my cousin.
Ready for whichever Disney employee wants to make fun of my hat and/or outfit this time lmao
Ready for whichever Disney employee wants to make fun of my hat and/or outfit this time lmao
August 20, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Heading to Disney for a Full Day because we're taking my cousin.
Ready for whichever Disney employee wants to make fun of my hat and/or outfit this time lmao
Ready for whichever Disney employee wants to make fun of my hat and/or outfit this time lmao
I don't know why I get such joy out of checking the box for "unpleasant" as the reason why I am "not interested" in an advertisement.
August 18, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I don't know why I get such joy out of checking the box for "unpleasant" as the reason why I am "not interested" in an advertisement.
New compliment just dropped:
"Your esophagus is beautiful."
"Your esophagus is beautiful."
August 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
New compliment just dropped:
"Your esophagus is beautiful."
"Your esophagus is beautiful."
Yesterday they called and told me two different times to arrive.
So we called today.
Instead of just saying "the procedure got moved up", he tried to tell us that we were stupid and confusing an appointment in November with today.
So we called today.
Instead of just saying "the procedure got moved up", he tried to tell us that we were stupid and confusing an appointment in November with today.
August 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Yesterday they called and told me two different times to arrive.
So we called today.
Instead of just saying "the procedure got moved up", he tried to tell us that we were stupid and confusing an appointment in November with today.
So we called today.
Instead of just saying "the procedure got moved up", he tried to tell us that we were stupid and confusing an appointment in November with today.
My body: "Hey, are you in the 5 day window before your procedure where you're not allowed to take any NSAIDs or anti-inflammatory medications? Well, do we have a headache for you."
August 8, 2026 at 7:14 AM
My body: "Hey, are you in the 5 day window before your procedure where you're not allowed to take any NSAIDs or anti-inflammatory medications? Well, do we have a headache for you."
New annoying experience dropped for me today.
The hospital called me, asked if I were available, and then put me on hold for ages.
You called me!!!
The hospital called me, asked if I were available, and then put me on hold for ages.
You called me!!!
August 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
New annoying experience dropped for me today.
The hospital called me, asked if I were available, and then put me on hold for ages.
You called me!!!
The hospital called me, asked if I were available, and then put me on hold for ages.
You called me!!!
I've recently discovered that Build-a-Bear employees call the unstuffed stuffed animals "skins"
I cannot decide if I love this or if I want to never have learned it
I cannot decide if I love this or if I want to never have learned it
August 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I've recently discovered that Build-a-Bear employees call the unstuffed stuffed animals "skins"
I cannot decide if I love this or if I want to never have learned it
I cannot decide if I love this or if I want to never have learned it
It sucks having a shitty body when everyone else in the house has a worse one so in the scale of things you're the most hale and so must Do The Things
August 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
It sucks having a shitty body when everyone else in the house has a worse one so in the scale of things you're the most hale and so must Do The Things
I need there to be more restaurants with good vegetarian sandwiches. Not just one weird one they've begrudgingly provided. I just want sandwich. Always sandwich.
July 31, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I need there to be more restaurants with good vegetarian sandwiches. Not just one weird one they've begrudgingly provided. I just want sandwich. Always sandwich.
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on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs
July 17, 2026 at 3:10 PM
on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs
Me @ every other rando posting anything as an announcement or poster in VOIP RP discords. It's all the same flyer, and I immediately no longer respect you.
ChatGPT posters and flyers are polluting real life and driving me insane.
Please respond to this with the worst ones you've seen irl. I'll post some in the thread
www.404media.co/we-are-livin...
Please respond to this with the worst ones you've seen irl. I'll post some in the thread
www.404media.co/we-are-livin...
We Are Living in a ‘ChatGPT Flyer Pandemic’
"Hey if this is your flyer, I’m not going, I’m not donating, I’m not sharing. Don’t ask me."
www.404media.co
July 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Me @ every other rando posting anything as an announcement or poster in VOIP RP discords. It's all the same flyer, and I immediately no longer respect you.
Gastrointestinal Update:
Have seen the gastroenterologist. She does not want to immediately go for an ERCP (especially because of the pancreatitis risk).
However, she's much more concerned about seeing the damage to my esophagus from a lifetime of severe acid reflux.
Tube down throat still on.
Have seen the gastroenterologist. She does not want to immediately go for an ERCP (especially because of the pancreatitis risk).
However, she's much more concerned about seeing the damage to my esophagus from a lifetime of severe acid reflux.
Tube down throat still on.
July 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Gastrointestinal Update:
Have seen the gastroenterologist. She does not want to immediately go for an ERCP (especially because of the pancreatitis risk).
However, she's much more concerned about seeing the damage to my esophagus from a lifetime of severe acid reflux.
Tube down throat still on.
Have seen the gastroenterologist. She does not want to immediately go for an ERCP (especially because of the pancreatitis risk).
However, she's much more concerned about seeing the damage to my esophagus from a lifetime of severe acid reflux.
Tube down throat still on.
Always something when hotel toiletries say they're moisturizing.
My hair and skin begin to protest, singing chants about how the only thing this would moisturize is a dessicated corpse.
I did bring my own, but I like to give the hotel ones at least one shot.
My hair and skin begin to protest, singing chants about how the only thing this would moisturize is a dessicated corpse.
I did bring my own, but I like to give the hotel ones at least one shot.
July 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Always something when hotel toiletries say they're moisturizing.
My hair and skin begin to protest, singing chants about how the only thing this would moisturize is a dessicated corpse.
I did bring my own, but I like to give the hotel ones at least one shot.
My hair and skin begin to protest, singing chants about how the only thing this would moisturize is a dessicated corpse.
I did bring my own, but I like to give the hotel ones at least one shot.
I had a teacher in high school ask if we were scared to die. I lied yes, assuming that was the normal answer. He said he wasn't, that when you get older you don't fear death.
I fear death more every day. There are people to stay for, to squeeze out as much time with them as possible.
I fear death more every day. There are people to stay for, to squeeze out as much time with them as possible.
July 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I had a teacher in high school ask if we were scared to die. I lied yes, assuming that was the normal answer. He said he wasn't, that when you get older you don't fear death.
I fear death more every day. There are people to stay for, to squeeze out as much time with them as possible.
I fear death more every day. There are people to stay for, to squeeze out as much time with them as possible.