WTBA
wtba.bsky.social
WTBA
@wtba.bsky.social
I am, above all, a professional.

Comedy is a full time job.

Pragmatic Lib. 38. He/him. Cis/Pan.
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There are real issues - it will be a long time before people can feel like the system is stable again.

But we’re absolutely turning the money faucets on in ‘29 for everything that was illegally cut.
October 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Mmmmmhh delicious cheese flavored filling
October 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
"None for me, thanks."
October 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Baby, are you a flock camera? Cause I want you all up in my business.
October 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I hate being unshaven but my face is so fucking fat
October 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
It autumn
October 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
9 albums that formed my tastes (no specific order)

my9albums.com
October 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Femme Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
September 30, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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I love jizz
September 27, 2026 at 7:14 AM
September 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Join me in the wilderness
September 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
September 23, 2026 at 1:35 PM
JP Morgan with the interracial old lesbian couple in recent commercials. Woke is so back.
September 21, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Gas back down to 4.31 (from 4.59). I guess we're winning the war this week.
September 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Pumpkin has a Julian like visitor
September 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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🏈 GB 20 - 17 NYJ
FINAL

👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 302 times before.

Last time: Jan 18, 2026
Los Angeles Rams defeated Chicago Bears
September 20, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Once had someone tell me, "For someone with nothing to live for, you seem pretty afraid of dying."

(This was in the context of not wanting to do risky activities like skydiving or scuba diving.)
September 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Gas went from 4.19 to 4.53 Tue to Thu. I went ahead and filled my half tank yesterday. Was surprised it wasn't busy. People must not be anticipating more rises yet. I won't be out for sure til Monday, so I figured better to do it before it's 5 bucks on Monday.
September 18, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Welcome to my combination boba shop/hardware store
September 16, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Your time has come, sluts
September 16, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Why is he in a dystopian backrooms space?
he wanted to go to work with me this morning 😔
September 15, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Tbf, I saw my first Vivek signs while in NW ohio last weekend, but haven't seen any in Central yet.
Saw my first Amy Acton sign...vibe shift?? 🌊
September 15, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Saw my first Amy Acton sign...vibe shift?? 🌊
September 15, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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one of my cis dude friends asked what locktober is in the vc and without missing a beat another cis dude friend goes "locktober is like toyotathon for people who like to put penises in jail"
September 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
This is what Tom Petty was singing about
Ludwig von Hofmann (German, 1861 - 1945)
Breakdown, 1918
September 13, 2026 at 11:35 AM