Sum FatKid
@wunfatkid.bsky.social
I don’t know if I have the energy to rebuild this nonsense.
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Sum FatKid
@wunfatkid.bsky.social
· Feb 20
Remember that time like 10 days ago when I got in trouble on a social media platform cuz of the Super Bowl?
Go Birds.
Go Birds.
We all listening to Jilly from Philly this morning?
October 8, 2026 at 1:21 PM
We all listening to Jilly from Philly this morning?
We’re making Totchos for dinner if you don’t have plans.
October 8, 2026 at 11:57 AM
We’re making Totchos for dinner if you don’t have plans.
I need 600 ccs of apple cider donut, stat!
October 8, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I need 600 ccs of apple cider donut, stat!
New show from Jared Keeso?
We better be getting it in the US
We better be getting it in the US
October 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
New show from Jared Keeso?
We better be getting it in the US
We better be getting it in the US
Time to dip some Doritos into Heluva again.
October 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Time to dip some Doritos into Heluva again.
This is a lot of commercials for PayDay.
Who are they trying to convince to eat a can of salty peanuts with some caramel inside?
Who are they trying to convince to eat a can of salty peanuts with some caramel inside?
October 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
This is a lot of commercials for PayDay.
Who are they trying to convince to eat a can of salty peanuts with some caramel inside?
Who are they trying to convince to eat a can of salty peanuts with some caramel inside?
War dot gov?
Why do the feds care so much about baseball player stats to make a website about it?
Why do the feds care so much about baseball player stats to make a website about it?
October 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
War dot gov?
Why do the feds care so much about baseball player stats to make a website about it?
Why do the feds care so much about baseball player stats to make a website about it?
Gonna dip my string cheese in some Heluva cuz why the fuck not?
October 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Gonna dip my string cheese in some Heluva cuz why the fuck not?
One of my neighbors is chainsawing like a motherfucker.
October 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
One of my neighbors is chainsawing like a motherfucker.
This album title is bullshit.
The earth isn’t silent.
The earth isn’t silent.
Coheed AND Cambria?
In THIS economy?
In THIS economy?
October 7, 2026 at 12:34 PM
This album title is bullshit.
The earth isn’t silent.
The earth isn’t silent.
Coheed AND Cambria?
In THIS economy?
In THIS economy?
October 7, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Coheed AND Cambria?
In THIS economy?
In THIS economy?
Is it too late to start a podcast?
October 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Is it too late to start a podcast?
Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat.
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat.
October 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat.
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat.
What are we doing tonight to honor Lane Johnson?
October 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
What are we doing tonight to honor Lane Johnson?
I got regular applesauce instead of cinnamon applesauce in squeeze tubes and it is ruining everything.
October 6, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I got regular applesauce instead of cinnamon applesauce in squeeze tubes and it is ruining everything.
I don’t need protein in my cheezits.
Im likely eating them specifically cuz they don’t have protein.
Im likely eating them specifically cuz they don’t have protein.
October 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I don’t need protein in my cheezits.
Im likely eating them specifically cuz they don’t have protein.
Im likely eating them specifically cuz they don’t have protein.
Don’t forget to not buy anything from Bezos this week.
October 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Don’t forget to not buy anything from Bezos this week.
One of us just yelled ‘Mother Fuck Balls’ when seeing an email subject while huddling in slack with a colleague.
I can’t believe you would be so unprofessional like that.
I can’t believe you would be so unprofessional like that.
October 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
One of us just yelled ‘Mother Fuck Balls’ when seeing an email subject while huddling in slack with a colleague.
I can’t believe you would be so unprofessional like that.
I can’t believe you would be so unprofessional like that.
My parents both went to their 55th HS Reunions this fall.
I’ve never been to a single HS reunion in 30 years and wouldn’t even know where to find the info.
Is it an ‘old people’ thing now?
Do you go to yours?
I’ve never been to a single HS reunion in 30 years and wouldn’t even know where to find the info.
Is it an ‘old people’ thing now?
Do you go to yours?
October 5, 2026 at 12:47 PM
My parents both went to their 55th HS Reunions this fall.
I’ve never been to a single HS reunion in 30 years and wouldn’t even know where to find the info.
Is it an ‘old people’ thing now?
Do you go to yours?
I’ve never been to a single HS reunion in 30 years and wouldn’t even know where to find the info.
Is it an ‘old people’ thing now?
Do you go to yours?
Time to watch last nights @notthattomgreen.bsky.social stream so I can re-experience early 90s wrestling events.
October 5, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Time to watch last nights @notthattomgreen.bsky.social stream so I can re-experience early 90s wrestling events.
What’s a band you saw live at a show this decade that I neee to know about?
October 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
What’s a band you saw live at a show this decade that I neee to know about?
Thinking I might have a bag of Doritos dipped in Heluva for dinner.
October 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Thinking I might have a bag of Doritos dipped in Heluva for dinner.
At least we all get to stay disappointed for a while
October 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
At least we all get to stay disappointed for a while