Xecryo
@xecryo.bsky.social
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🚫Right Wing Losers
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DMs open but say “potato” to prove you are human.
🚫Right Wing Losers
🚫AI
NGL https://ngl.link/xecryo
YouTube https://youtube.com/@xecryo?si=_zZY_BTI9Bkdy_Ji
Twitch Twitch.tv/xecryo
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Xecryo
@xecryo.bsky.social
· Jul 1
New month new #promosky
On YouTube:
Fallout 4
Baldur’s Gate 3
Kingdom Hearts
Stardew Valley
Fallout 76
On Twitch:
Cyberpunk 2077
Subnautica
On YouTube:
Fallout 4
Baldur’s Gate 3
Kingdom Hearts
Stardew Valley
Fallout 76
On Twitch:
Cyberpunk 2077
Subnautica
Reminder to everyone that follows I’ll be streaming my foray into Jedi Fallen Order tonight at 6pm PDT!
www.youtube.com/live/W11mtzU...
www.youtube.com/live/W11mtzU...
66 Problems (Jedi: Fallen Order, Stream 1)
YouTube video by Xecryo
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September 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Reminder to everyone that follows I’ll be streaming my foray into Jedi Fallen Order tonight at 6pm PDT!
www.youtube.com/live/W11mtzU...
www.youtube.com/live/W11mtzU...
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Dear Texans:
Here's an election pro tip.
If a candidate won't debate
You don't vote for them.
Period. It's that simple.
By not debating they're saying you're concerns are not a priority.
Vote for those who will debate.
They have plans and value your concerns.
Vote Talarico!
Vote Hinojosa!
Here's an election pro tip.
If a candidate won't debate
You don't vote for them.
Period. It's that simple.
By not debating they're saying you're concerns are not a priority.
Vote for those who will debate.
They have plans and value your concerns.
Vote Talarico!
Vote Hinojosa!
September 26, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Dear Texans:
Here's an election pro tip.
If a candidate won't debate
You don't vote for them.
Period. It's that simple.
By not debating they're saying you're concerns are not a priority.
Vote for those who will debate.
They have plans and value your concerns.
Vote Talarico!
Vote Hinojosa!
Here's an election pro tip.
If a candidate won't debate
You don't vote for them.
Period. It's that simple.
By not debating they're saying you're concerns are not a priority.
Vote for those who will debate.
They have plans and value your concerns.
Vote Talarico!
Vote Hinojosa!
I think Florida should have a data center right next to mar-a-lago. 🤔
September 26, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I think Florida should have a data center right next to mar-a-lago. 🤔
So she said she wanted to go on a date, said she had to check her schedule, said she was excited about it. Yeah that was apparently a lie she unmatched me. 🥲
September 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
So she said she wanted to go on a date, said she had to check her schedule, said she was excited about it. Yeah that was apparently a lie she unmatched me. 🥲
Kingdom Hearts Ep17: The Power of Friendship
YouTube video by Xecryo
youtu.be
September 25, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Well I can’t go back to sleep because my wasp bites itch and my brain is being anxious about my dating app match again so time to distract myself with editing and uploading stuff.
September 25, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Well I can’t go back to sleep because my wasp bites itch and my brain is being anxious about my dating app match again so time to distract myself with editing and uploading stuff.
Haiku to Stripey Bastard
Oh Stripey Bastard
Fuck you fuck you fuck
You Stripey Bastard
Oh Stripey Bastard
Fuck you fuck you fuck
You Stripey Bastard
September 24, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Haiku to Stripey Bastard
Oh Stripey Bastard
Fuck you fuck you fuck
You Stripey Bastard
Oh Stripey Bastard
Fuck you fuck you fuck
You Stripey Bastard
Well gym is canceled because a stripey bastard snuck into my car and made a snack out of my back. So now I’m taking a Benadryl to stop the bite swelling (thankfully not allergic) and probably don’t want to be hit with a double whammy of tired driving home from the gym. Fuck you stripey bastard.
September 24, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Well gym is canceled because a stripey bastard snuck into my car and made a snack out of my back. So now I’m taking a Benadryl to stop the bite swelling (thankfully not allergic) and probably don’t want to be hit with a double whammy of tired driving home from the gym. Fuck you stripey bastard.
Me every time she messages back: Oh thank god I haven’t driven her away! 😭
September 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Me every time she messages back: Oh thank god I haven’t driven her away! 😭
Texans make sure your vote isn’t being stolen.
Texas officials just admitted DPS failed to send an unknown number of voter registration applications to county officials. Up to 6 million Texans have used that same DPS portal to register since 2020. If yours got lost, you might not be on the rolls, even though you did everything right…
September 24, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Texans make sure your vote isn’t being stolen.
YES! I just barely squeaked into 184 range. 184.9 closer to 185 but I’m counting it as back to where I was before the weekend that fucked me up where I was 187.4
September 24, 2026 at 11:46 AM
YES! I just barely squeaked into 184 range. 184.9 closer to 185 but I’m counting it as back to where I was before the weekend that fucked me up where I was 187.4
Xecryo - Live on Twitch
Tools of the Trade | Streaming subnautica.
www.twitch.tv
September 23, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Me: Ok I need a new terabyte hard drive let's see if Best Buy has them in stock. *dials phone*
Voice: Hello an welcome to Best Buy. I'm Ask Blue your AI Cus-
Me: *clicks off phone*
Narrator: He did not go to Best Buy.
Voice: Hello an welcome to Best Buy. I'm Ask Blue your AI Cus-
Me: *clicks off phone*
Narrator: He did not go to Best Buy.
September 23, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Me: Ok I need a new terabyte hard drive let's see if Best Buy has them in stock. *dials phone*
Voice: Hello an welcome to Best Buy. I'm Ask Blue your AI Cus-
Me: *clicks off phone*
Narrator: He did not go to Best Buy.
Voice: Hello an welcome to Best Buy. I'm Ask Blue your AI Cus-
Me: *clicks off phone*
Narrator: He did not go to Best Buy.
Missed last weeks Subnautica on my twitch? Well here it is uploaded to YouTube for posterity!
youtu.be/lDAnQdg2AIg?...
youtu.be/lDAnQdg2AIg?...
There Will be Blood Oil (Subnautica, Session 15)
YouTube video by Xecryo
youtu.be
September 23, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Missed last weeks Subnautica on my twitch? Well here it is uploaded to YouTube for posterity!
youtu.be/lDAnQdg2AIg?...
youtu.be/lDAnQdg2AIg?...
OH THANK GOD SHE MESSAGED BACK! ….I mean ah good she messaged back. I certainly was chill and not getting my hopes up at all. 😅
September 23, 2026 at 3:42 AM
OH THANK GOD SHE MESSAGED BACK! ….I mean ah good she messaged back. I certainly was chill and not getting my hopes up at all. 😅
Huh why am I so hungry. Lemme tally up my calories. *adds up* Holy crap only 665 and my eating window is about to close Jesus I need to eat a lot more just to hit maintenance. 😅
September 23, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Huh why am I so hungry. Lemme tally up my calories. *adds up* Holy crap only 665 and my eating window is about to close Jesus I need to eat a lot more just to hit maintenance. 😅
🧠: Why hasn’t she responded?
Me: It’s only been a couple hours she’s probably at work.
🧠: What if she just doesn’t like me?
Me: She already agreed to a date we just have to find a time and place. We talked all evening!
🧠: So did the last several matches!
Me: Dude we need to chill.
🧠:
Me: It’s only been a couple hours she’s probably at work.
🧠: What if she just doesn’t like me?
Me: She already agreed to a date we just have to find a time and place. We talked all evening!
🧠: So did the last several matches!
Me: Dude we need to chill.
🧠:
September 22, 2026 at 5:40 PM
🧠: Why hasn’t she responded?
Me: It’s only been a couple hours she’s probably at work.
🧠: What if she just doesn’t like me?
Me: She already agreed to a date we just have to find a time and place. We talked all evening!
🧠: So did the last several matches!
Me: Dude we need to chill.
🧠:
Me: It’s only been a couple hours she’s probably at work.
🧠: What if she just doesn’t like me?
Me: She already agreed to a date we just have to find a time and place. We talked all evening!
🧠: So did the last several matches!
Me: Dude we need to chill.
🧠:
Now for Chance Rando in his new time slot as he becomes the wasteland’s puppet master!
youtu.be/U3D8QbIbSU8?...
youtu.be/U3D8QbIbSU8?...
The Adventures of Chance Rando (FO4) Part 92: Pulling the Strings
YouTube video by Xecryo
youtu.be
September 22, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Now for Chance Rando in his new time slot as he becomes the wasteland’s puppet master!
youtu.be/U3D8QbIbSU8?...
youtu.be/U3D8QbIbSU8?...
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Help these people with their dog, please, if you can 🙏
www.gofundme.com/f/training-f...
www.gofundme.com/f/training-f...
Donate to Support for Murphy in Lieu of Euthanasia, organized by Jenna Speck
Murphy is a two-year old lab mix that I adopted when he was four months old. We r… Jenna Speck needs your support for Support for Murphy in Lieu of Euthanasia
www.gofundme.com
September 22, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Help these people with their dog, please, if you can 🙏
www.gofundme.com/f/training-f...
www.gofundme.com/f/training-f...
You can take away my Monica and silence zones, but that doesn’t stop me from being such a deliciously devious DM.
youtu.be/__UK-0eBXxQ?...
youtu.be/__UK-0eBXxQ?...
Legends of Xephala I Episode 7: Underhanded and Over the Table
YouTube video by Xecryo
youtu.be
September 21, 2026 at 5:30 PM
You can take away my Monica and silence zones, but that doesn’t stop me from being such a deliciously devious DM.
youtu.be/__UK-0eBXxQ?...
youtu.be/__UK-0eBXxQ?...
QTP with your favourite video game villain in a GIF if you can!
September 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
QTP with your favourite video game villain in a GIF if you can!
I totally made Astarion go on stage with Dribbles as revenge for biting me in act 1.
September 21, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I totally made Astarion go on stage with Dribbles as revenge for biting me in act 1.
If Batman is so smart why is there still so much crime in Gotham?
“Pffft look who doesn’t read the comics. Gotham is basically built over a cursed swamp”
Ok so basically he’s a genius but can’t figure out how to cast magic even though he has multiple allies. In fact even if he simply doesn’t have
“Pffft look who doesn’t read the comics. Gotham is basically built over a cursed swamp”
Ok so basically he’s a genius but can’t figure out how to cast magic even though he has multiple allies. In fact even if he simply doesn’t have
September 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
If Batman is so smart why is there still so much crime in Gotham?
“Pffft look who doesn’t read the comics. Gotham is basically built over a cursed swamp”
Ok so basically he’s a genius but can’t figure out how to cast magic even though he has multiple allies. In fact even if he simply doesn’t have
“Pffft look who doesn’t read the comics. Gotham is basically built over a cursed swamp”
Ok so basically he’s a genius but can’t figure out how to cast magic even though he has multiple allies. In fact even if he simply doesn’t have
Hey guys join me as we finish rescuing the president! The future one not the orange guy. Fuck that guy.
www.twitch.tv/xecryo
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Xecryo - Live on Twitch
Escape Dogtown | Streaming cyberpunk 2077.
www.twitch.tv
September 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Hey guys join me as we finish rescuing the president! The future one not the orange guy. Fuck that guy.
www.twitch.tv/xecryo
www.twitch.tv/xecryo