Marci Deathray
@xlrtificer.bsky.social
sound engineer + hot lady
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Marci Deathray
@xlrtificer.bsky.social
· Mar 25
i have a fetish for being possessed as if by a poltergeist or ghoul. my lover charges into psychic battle wearing me like a suit of armor and we both die
it can be a compliment or an insult but one way or another the best musician in your town is making the worst music you’ve ever heard
March 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
it can be a compliment or an insult but one way or another the best musician in your town is making the worst music you’ve ever heard
Sober in the club asking the hot bartender if she will make me a chamomile so I can nap in the VIP section
March 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Sober in the club asking the hot bartender if she will make me a chamomile so I can nap in the VIP section
I smell like unseasoned ground beef right now if anyone wanna come over
February 19, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I smell like unseasoned ground beef right now if anyone wanna come over
remarkable that Judas Priest wrote both Living After Midnight AND Painkiller it’s like if the same movie director made both Happy Feet and Mad Max
February 2, 2026 at 8:50 AM
remarkable that Judas Priest wrote both Living After Midnight AND Painkiller it’s like if the same movie director made both Happy Feet and Mad Max
introducing the band !!! to a Zoomer friend and her main takeaway is they have terrible SEO
February 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
introducing the band !!! to a Zoomer friend and her main takeaway is they have terrible SEO
Arugula is a cowards vegetable, son. Go on n fetch me something I’m allergic to
February 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Arugula is a cowards vegetable, son. Go on n fetch me something I’m allergic to
Sick in bed feeling like Julian of Norwich receiving graphic visions of the Wounds of Christ the Mother but I’m just scrolling sapphic instagram reels
January 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Sick in bed feeling like Julian of Norwich receiving graphic visions of the Wounds of Christ the Mother but I’m just scrolling sapphic instagram reels
I know I post good because every time I do it my HUD flashes an exp gain indicator
January 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I know I post good because every time I do it my HUD flashes an exp gain indicator
My toxic trait is when friends ask for book recommendations on topics of queerness and love and communication I always tell them to read some shit like Gravity’s Rainbow
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
My toxic trait is when friends ask for book recommendations on topics of queerness and love and communication I always tell them to read some shit like Gravity’s Rainbow
A good way to cope is to dream you are trapped inside a reflective geodesic dome and each mirrored surface shows a horrific scene of your past and if you touch one you enter it and embody the memory of suffering. Hope this helps!
January 8, 2026 at 6:26 AM
A good way to cope is to dream you are trapped inside a reflective geodesic dome and each mirrored surface shows a horrific scene of your past and if you touch one you enter it and embody the memory of suffering. Hope this helps!
I locked eyes with Bill Murray from the opposite side of an electronics store in 2009 and his eyes were so fucking blue I gasped before I realized it was him
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I locked eyes with Bill Murray from the opposite side of an electronics store in 2009 and his eyes were so fucking blue I gasped before I realized it was him
Get hoisted, petard
December 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Get hoisted, petard
Sorry for speaking hornily of the deceased
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sorry for speaking hornily of the deceased
Well ma’am my story is that 10 years ago today God spoke to me in the back seat of a Chrysler and gave me the pickup line I used to meet the woman who’s my wife now. That’s why I’m out here spreadin the good word today. What was the line, you ask? Well! it was “I am the Forrest Gump of Jacking Off”
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Well ma’am my story is that 10 years ago today God spoke to me in the back seat of a Chrysler and gave me the pickup line I used to meet the woman who’s my wife now. That’s why I’m out here spreadin the good word today. What was the line, you ask? Well! it was “I am the Forrest Gump of Jacking Off”
Being a professional transgender sound tech for 5 years has taught me that if I had followed through with ideas I had in 2017 I would be Ethel Cain by now
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Being a professional transgender sound tech for 5 years has taught me that if I had followed through with ideas I had in 2017 I would be Ethel Cain by now
bro thinks he is in the Madeline l’Engel novel A Wind In The Door and he is going to shrink down to a sub-cellular size in order to prevent demons from destroying children’s mitochondria by finding out that love is the answer
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them?
This is an insane person.
This is an insane person.
August 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
bro thinks he is in the Madeline l’Engel novel A Wind In The Door and he is going to shrink down to a sub-cellular size in order to prevent demons from destroying children’s mitochondria by finding out that love is the answer
i saw god and the devil and they were sixty nining
August 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i saw god and the devil and they were sixty nining
cant stop thinking about the time someone said to me unprompted and with wide childlike eyes, “are you mixed Scottish and Jewish??” to which i replied “idk” and they said with grave severity “you should look into that”
August 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
cant stop thinking about the time someone said to me unprompted and with wide childlike eyes, “are you mixed Scottish and Jewish??” to which i replied “idk” and they said with grave severity “you should look into that”
i think my least favorite sound in any/every genre of live rock music is repeated washy cymbal crashes, like bro we are GOING to hear the cymbals you do NOT need to hit them that hard
it’s also a hacky convention but that’s a different conversation
it’s also a hacky convention but that’s a different conversation
August 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
i think my least favorite sound in any/every genre of live rock music is repeated washy cymbal crashes, like bro we are GOING to hear the cymbals you do NOT need to hit them that hard
it’s also a hacky convention but that’s a different conversation
it’s also a hacky convention but that’s a different conversation
my coworker asked “how do you keep so level headed under pressure here” i said baby spend the weekend in jail a few times and ask me again
July 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
my coworker asked “how do you keep so level headed under pressure here” i said baby spend the weekend in jail a few times and ask me again
man at bar points at my psychedelic metatron shoulder piece and says “i like your tattoo, i have something similar goin on” and then pulled up his shirt sleeve to reveal a simple skull. sir i have devoted myself as a holy medium where do u get off
July 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
man at bar points at my psychedelic metatron shoulder piece and says “i like your tattoo, i have something similar goin on” and then pulled up his shirt sleeve to reveal a simple skull. sir i have devoted myself as a holy medium where do u get off
a baddie gave me a hug 3 hours ago and i still smell like her perfume, how do i learn this sorcery
July 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
a baddie gave me a hug 3 hours ago and i still smell like her perfume, how do i learn this sorcery
what They don’t want you to know about medical transition is doing it unlocks secondary gender subclasses unavailable to most, like a late game Octopath Traveller build
July 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
what They don’t want you to know about medical transition is doing it unlocks secondary gender subclasses unavailable to most, like a late game Octopath Traveller build
constantly gambling by leaving leftovers in the fridge for longer and longer periods of time and worry i am now having my gastrointestinal Icarus moment
July 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
constantly gambling by leaving leftovers in the fridge for longer and longer periods of time and worry i am now having my gastrointestinal Icarus moment