Xmorpheus
@xmorpheus.bsky.social
I might be three owls in a raincoat.... #actuallyautistic
This doll hates you and everything that you love
October 1, 2026 at 2:34 PM
This doll hates you and everything that you love
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In our ALL NEW episode we're looking at the absurdist 2003 paper-mache one-hit-wonders the Barndance Boys... and we've tracked one of them down! You won't *believe* what he looks like now!
Full episode youtu.be/ZPDWYz7dYY4
Full episode youtu.be/ZPDWYz7dYY4
September 21, 2026 at 3:24 PM
In our ALL NEW episode we're looking at the absurdist 2003 paper-mache one-hit-wonders the Barndance Boys... and we've tracked one of them down! You won't *believe* what he looks like now!
Full episode youtu.be/ZPDWYz7dYY4
Full episode youtu.be/ZPDWYz7dYY4
Apparently, this isn't a legitimate panogram
September 11, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Apparently, this isn't a legitimate panogram
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A bunch of cunts. Saved you a click.
What is Patriot Platform, the far-right group that descended on Dover and Portsmouth?
What is Patriot Platform, the far-right group that descended on Dover and Portsmouth?
Campaigners say anti-migrant collective, which gathers together a series of local groups, is home to a host of violent criminals
www.theguardian.com
September 7, 2026 at 2:28 PM
A bunch of cunts. Saved you a click.
Goth friends - I almost never do this but if you're in the market for some gothic house fragrances, you have GOT to check these guys out
Apolloipsum.co.uk
Apolloipsum.co.uk
September 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Goth friends - I almost never do this but if you're in the market for some gothic house fragrances, you have GOT to check these guys out
Apolloipsum.co.uk
Apolloipsum.co.uk
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Following @ricardoautobahn.co.uk 's post about the UKIP Calypso guys made up chart, I offer you some of the secrets of Independant Local Radio in the UK before Greatest Hits fucked it over:
September 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Following @ricardoautobahn.co.uk 's post about the UKIP Calypso guys made up chart, I offer you some of the secrets of Independant Local Radio in the UK before Greatest Hits fucked it over:
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Have you enjoyed us 'splaining the Radio One Roadshow yet? It's a Splaining classic, with some top listeners letters to add to the nostalgia!
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll go "ooh I'd forgotten about him".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoPu...
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll go "ooh I'd forgotten about him".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoPu...
The Radio 1 Roadshow: The Nation’s Biggest Mobile Disco
YouTube video by The House Of Splain
www.youtube.com
September 2, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Have you enjoyed us 'splaining the Radio One Roadshow yet? It's a Splaining classic, with some top listeners letters to add to the nostalgia!
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll go "ooh I'd forgotten about him".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoPu...
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll go "ooh I'd forgotten about him".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoPu...
@thehouseofsplain.bsky.social WE WANT THE FAST FOOD ROCKERS
September 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
@thehouseofsplain.bsky.social WE WANT THE FAST FOOD ROCKERS
Felicette lovea @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social on the big telly
September 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Felicette lovea @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social on the big telly
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What - and I have read the description and still don’t know how to answer this - the ever-fucking Christ in that?
September 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
What - and I have read the description and still don’t know how to answer this - the ever-fucking Christ in that?
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It actually looks like an English guy named Norman Conquest.
September 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
It actually looks like an English guy named Norman Conquest.
Hey @dannyrobins.bsky.social - you know what would be better than a Fisher Price phone....? 😁
August 29, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Hey @dannyrobins.bsky.social - you know what would be better than a Fisher Price phone....? 😁
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Today’s episode is about modern, haunted and abandoned buildings. The derelict farms, and disused railway lines which are left on the edges of towns and in our countryside. Listen where ever you get your podcasts. Or here: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...
August 17, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Today’s episode is about modern, haunted and abandoned buildings. The derelict farms, and disused railway lines which are left on the edges of towns and in our countryside. Listen where ever you get your podcasts. Or here: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...
She put him out like the burning end of a midnight cigarette
I should have known, From my first breath
July 21, 2026 at 9:23 PM
She put him out like the burning end of a midnight cigarette
This is exactly what an owl would say
Look, I know you all think this account is funded by the owl industry. But that's not true. That's absurd. I don't think owls even have an industry to promote. On an unrelated note, today's Low Quality Ad is for this cute Stuffed Owl.
collabs.shop/n7skhh
collabs.shop/n7skhh
July 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
This is exactly what an owl would say
@jconnollybooks.bsky.social well that was a first. I can't remember the last time u had a new book out (Parker or others) that lasted longer than 48 hours. River Red With Blood was,due to reasons, eked out over a longer period.It was absolutely awesome. I'd forgotten about delayed gratification 🤣
July 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
@jconnollybooks.bsky.social well that was a first. I can't remember the last time u had a new book out (Parker or others) that lasted longer than 48 hours. River Red With Blood was,due to reasons, eked out over a longer period.It was absolutely awesome. I'd forgotten about delayed gratification 🤣
@jconnollybooks.bsky.social you know, you put Charlie through an awful lot.
Why do you make the poor man drink instant coffee as well? 😔
Why do you make the poor man drink instant coffee as well? 😔
July 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
@jconnollybooks.bsky.social you know, you put Charlie through an awful lot.
Why do you make the poor man drink instant coffee as well? 😔
Why do you make the poor man drink instant coffee as well? 😔
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There are videos about THE THING where people work backwards to find who was the first infected character in the film.
Just did the same 'working backwards' approach to the film #Jaws and just found all the deaths were caused by A SHARK!
Look at the bottom right of the image. That's not seaweed.
Just did the same 'working backwards' approach to the film #Jaws and just found all the deaths were caused by A SHARK!
Look at the bottom right of the image. That's not seaweed.
July 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
There are videos about THE THING where people work backwards to find who was the first infected character in the film.
Just did the same 'working backwards' approach to the film #Jaws and just found all the deaths were caused by A SHARK!
Look at the bottom right of the image. That's not seaweed.
Just did the same 'working backwards' approach to the film #Jaws and just found all the deaths were caused by A SHARK!
Look at the bottom right of the image. That's not seaweed.
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THE COLD MEALS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE SUN SHUTS THE FUCK UP
Disgusted Cat Reacts to Salad Meme
ALT: Disgusted Cat Reacts to Salad Meme
static.klipy.com
July 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
THE COLD MEALS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE SUN SHUTS THE FUCK UP
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Just saw a tee that said: Worry about your own sins. God won’t ask you about mine.
Alexis Rose's Impressed Look
Alt: Alexis Rose's Impressed Look
static.klipy.com
July 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Just saw a tee that said: Worry about your own sins. God won’t ask you about mine.
So in the wave of @countbinface.bsky.social fever, I resurrected my theory that Temu Hitler is actually Baron Greenback. A lovely caricaturist (Karl Whitmore) on FB was inspired to create this
July 9, 2026 at 1:04 PM
So in the wave of @countbinface.bsky.social fever, I resurrected my theory that Temu Hitler is actually Baron Greenback. A lovely caricaturist (Karl Whitmore) on FB was inspired to create this
My GP and my Vet use the same SMS number so I regularly get texts from a contact labelled "Doctor" to remind me i need to schedule being wormed
Got an eye test tomorrow. So far I've had two reminder texts, two emails and just now, a bloody phone call. I've met Labrador puppies who are less needy.
July 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
My GP and my Vet use the same SMS number so I regularly get texts from a contact labelled "Doctor" to remind me i need to schedule being wormed
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On my way, Clacton.
July 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
On my way, Clacton.
Due to some kind of bizarre algorithmic aneurysm, Facebook fed me Josh Widdicome explaining Mr Blobby to Dan Levy and then news about @countbinface.bsky.social - and now my brain is singing "Binface, Binface, for the by-election he will stand" to the tune of Mr Blobby
July 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Due to some kind of bizarre algorithmic aneurysm, Facebook fed me Josh Widdicome explaining Mr Blobby to Dan Levy and then news about @countbinface.bsky.social - and now my brain is singing "Binface, Binface, for the by-election he will stand" to the tune of Mr Blobby
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Tomorrow Weird in the Wade returns with a ln episode celebrating LGBTQ+ Pride, fen folklore and one of the oldest LGBTQ+ venues in the country.
Listen wherever you get your pods or if in the UK you can also listen on BBC Sounds www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...
Listen wherever you get your pods or if in the UK you can also listen on BBC Sounds www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...
July 5, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Tomorrow Weird in the Wade returns with a ln episode celebrating LGBTQ+ Pride, fen folklore and one of the oldest LGBTQ+ venues in the country.
Listen wherever you get your pods or if in the UK you can also listen on BBC Sounds www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...
Listen wherever you get your pods or if in the UK you can also listen on BBC Sounds www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...