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cansei de ser fofoqueira
March 10, 2026 at 9:50 PM
cansei de ser fofoqueira
I hope Mandy, Indiana play I’ll Ask Her at my show I think hearing those lyrics coming from the exact spot where I was harassed (the stage at the venue) a year prior would heal me
March 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I hope Mandy, Indiana play I’ll Ask Her at my show I think hearing those lyrics coming from the exact spot where I was harassed (the stage at the venue) a year prior would heal me
last year someone complimented my movie reviews and I didn’t know what to say to that so I accidentally ignored the message for three weeks before I said thanks
February 25, 2026 at 6:57 AM
last year someone complimented my movie reviews and I didn’t know what to say to that so I accidentally ignored the message for three weeks before I said thanks
watching cooper’s completely vibes-based murder investigation
February 25, 2026 at 4:57 AM
watching cooper’s completely vibes-based murder investigation
ben horne was moving like that with no black lodge affiliation whatsoever. what on earth was his problem.
February 25, 2026 at 4:54 AM
ben horne was moving like that with no black lodge affiliation whatsoever. what on earth was his problem.
my uncle showed his girlfriend and my grandmother death grips 😭
February 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
my uncle showed his girlfriend and my grandmother death grips 😭
como me sinto quando termino um projeto no ableton
February 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
como me sinto quando termino um projeto no ableton
my girlfriend talks in her sleep. when we saw Xiu Xiu in Berlin together one night in our hotel room I stayed up a little longer than I should have and she started saying “I know what you are. I know you. I know.”, and “I see you”. I was terrified.
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
my girlfriend talks in her sleep. when we saw Xiu Xiu in Berlin together one night in our hotel room I stayed up a little longer than I should have and she started saying “I know what you are. I know you. I know.”, and “I see you”. I was terrified.
thinking about when I did dog and apartment-sitting over the summer and I go into this white man’s bathroom and he just had a full set of cantu in there. It’s like when the girls find the scented candle in heretic.
February 15, 2026 at 1:02 PM
thinking about when I did dog and apartment-sitting over the summer and I go into this white man’s bathroom and he just had a full set of cantu in there. It’s like when the girls find the scented candle in heretic.
I am verifiably the unluckiest person on planet earth but when I see my girlfriend all I think is “how did I ever get so lucky?”
February 15, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I am verifiably the unluckiest person on planet earth but when I see my girlfriend all I think is “how did I ever get so lucky?”
Sherlock and co. is dipping far too heavily into the BBC Sherlock pathos for me lately. Excessively bullying Watson making him look stupid the multiple gay jokes in one episode man idk. I don’t love that at all
May 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Sherlock and co. is dipping far too heavily into the BBC Sherlock pathos for me lately. Excessively bullying Watson making him look stupid the multiple gay jokes in one episode man idk. I don’t love that at all
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Even accepting the premise that AI produces useful writing (which no one should), using AI in education is like using a forklift at the gym. The weights do not actually need to be moved from place to place. That is not the work. The work is what happens within you.
April 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Even accepting the premise that AI produces useful writing (which no one should), using AI in education is like using a forklift at the gym. The weights do not actually need to be moved from place to place. That is not the work. The work is what happens within you.
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“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.
April 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.
Theatre troupe I’m in is staging two plays this semester and it’s Dracula and Sherlock Holmes. I would have applied to be in the Holmes play but the rehearsal times are almost exactly matched to my shift at work so I applied for Lucy Westenra and I just hope I get it
April 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Theatre troupe I’m in is staging two plays this semester and it’s Dracula and Sherlock Holmes. I would have applied to be in the Holmes play but the rehearsal times are almost exactly matched to my shift at work so I applied for Lucy Westenra and I just hope I get it
I just pronounced Dracula as Draculer. Letting the intrusive /r/ win.
April 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I just pronounced Dracula as Draculer. Letting the intrusive /r/ win.
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Italo Calvino on his Invisible Cities: “The desire of my Marco Polo is to find the hidden reasons which bring men to live in cities: reasons which remain valid over and above any crisis.”
April 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Italo Calvino on his Invisible Cities: “The desire of my Marco Polo is to find the hidden reasons which bring men to live in cities: reasons which remain valid over and above any crisis.”
My biggest enemy came to my job and he was actually decently pleasant because all he talked about was how soviet Sherlock Holmes mischaracterises Dr. Watson as a helpless idiot as though he wasn’t a doctor of medicine
April 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My biggest enemy came to my job and he was actually decently pleasant because all he talked about was how soviet Sherlock Holmes mischaracterises Dr. Watson as a helpless idiot as though he wasn’t a doctor of medicine
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not now bro i'm romanticizing the monstrous, eroticizing the grotesque, and glorifying the perverse
September 25, 2024 at 10:33 PM
not now bro i'm romanticizing the monstrous, eroticizing the grotesque, and glorifying the perverse
If you think you’ve embarrassed yourself fear not for I once lost the plot so badly that I told my classmate in my Shakespeare class (after he called my hamlet “effortlessly captivating”) that he would make an excellent bottom. It took me a full three seconds to add “from a midsummer night’s dream”
April 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If you think you’ve embarrassed yourself fear not for I once lost the plot so badly that I told my classmate in my Shakespeare class (after he called my hamlet “effortlessly captivating”) that he would make an excellent bottom. It took me a full three seconds to add “from a midsummer night’s dream”
Seeing Moby dick staged as a play today reminded me just how many chapters in the book are what can be boiled down to “shady AF whale facts”
April 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Seeing Moby dick staged as a play today reminded me just how many chapters in the book are what can be boiled down to “shady AF whale facts”
My friend converted me and now I’m unreasonably preoccupied with moby dick yaoi
April 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My friend converted me and now I’m unreasonably preoccupied with moby dick yaoi
this account is just Dr. John Watson shady facts
April 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
this account is just Dr. John Watson shady facts
watson is just adorable in the sign of the four
April 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
watson is just adorable in the sign of the four
I love Sherlock Holmes so bad it’s so unserious because all my social media algorithms think I like BBC Sherlock
March 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I love Sherlock Holmes so bad it’s so unserious because all my social media algorithms think I like BBC Sherlock