alice lastnamé
@yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social
cybersecurity stuff, nail art, whiskey, white sox, brewers, women’s sports, sam antonacci, marathoning
chicago/milwaukee
🏳️🌈🇵🇸🇵🇭
chicago/milwaukee
🏳️🌈🇵🇸🇵🇭
i who have never known men is a BANGER. everyone i know who’s read that book loves it
October 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
i who have never known men is a BANGER. everyone i know who’s read that book loves it
idk if this is a midwestern/service industry thing but does anyone here *not* know a brewer (someone that makes beer for a living or works in the beer industry) IRL?
October 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
idk if this is a midwestern/service industry thing but does anyone here *not* know a brewer (someone that makes beer for a living or works in the beer industry) IRL?
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They’ve been trying to get a salary cap since before you (doesn’t matter who is reading this) were born, a group of children could win the World Series and they’d proceed like nothing happened.
This isn’t a movie. Single events don’t stop people or ruin plans. They’re going lockout no matter what.
This isn’t a movie. Single events don’t stop people or ruin plans. They’re going lockout no matter what.
people saying “I hope it’s Brewers/Rays, that’ll ruin Manfred’s argument” really underestimate MLB’s ability to outright say whatever bullshit they want if it suits their argument
October 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
They’ve been trying to get a salary cap since before you (doesn’t matter who is reading this) were born, a group of children could win the World Series and they’d proceed like nothing happened.
This isn’t a movie. Single events don’t stop people or ruin plans. They’re going lockout no matter what.
This isn’t a movie. Single events don’t stop people or ruin plans. They’re going lockout no matter what.
October 8, 2026 at 5:50 AM
yay brewers yay wisconsin!!!!
October 8, 2026 at 5:08 AM
yay brewers yay wisconsin!!!!
damn, that’s crazy!!! anyway
Manny Machado is putting in visible facial effort not to cry.
October 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
damn, that’s crazy!!! anyway
yelich with his antonacci impression…
October 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
yelich with his antonacci impression…
william contreras 🤝 kyle teel
That’s why you don’t challenge in the first fucking innings William.
October 8, 2026 at 4:46 AM
william contreras 🤝 kyle teel
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america, what a country
I know we won't talk about it again, but I want everyone to sit with the idea that Bauers was going to retire from baseball but had to keep playing to make sure his pregnant wife had health insurance.
October 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
america, what a country
blackouuuuut in the middle of the of your life, just like a blackout in the middle of night - you know it won’t be long until the end, let the spot light shine on meeeeeeee AND IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ALIVE-
October 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
blackouuuuut in the middle of the of your life, just like a blackout in the middle of night - you know it won’t be long until the end, let the spot light shine on meeeeeeee AND IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ALIVE-
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long ago the four nations lived in peace
October 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
long ago the four nations lived in peace
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Please use alt text when you are posting about your hot baseball players of choice, I don’t know who some of these guys are.
October 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Please use alt text when you are posting about your hot baseball players of choice, I don’t know who some of these guys are.
a beefcake legend!!!
ACTUALLY hear me out on this big guy. No one will treat you better
October 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
a beefcake legend!!!
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i'm my own version of a psycho that just breaks their body down at the gym every day, but @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social is a different kind of psycho that runs for fun and that's why i love her.
Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot
October 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
i'm my own version of a psycho that just breaks their body down at the gym every day, but @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social is a different kind of psycho that runs for fun and that's why i love her.
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i think this needs to be broken up into divisions:
- beefcake (the big bois)
- boy band (tiger beat looking mfs)
- romance novel protagonist (conventionally attractive)
- hear me out
- beefcake (the big bois)
- boy band (tiger beat looking mfs)
- romance novel protagonist (conventionally attractive)
- hear me out
who’s the hottest guy in MLB? i’m not an expert in this matters. Is it, like, Julio Rodriguez? Dansby Swanson?
October 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
i think this needs to be broken up into divisions:
- beefcake (the big bois)
- boy band (tiger beat looking mfs)
- romance novel protagonist (conventionally attractive)
- hear me out
- beefcake (the big bois)
- boy band (tiger beat looking mfs)
- romance novel protagonist (conventionally attractive)
- hear me out
SAMMY I am BEGGING
October 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
SAMMY I am BEGGING
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even the 2005 team lost a game. everyone relax
October 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
even the 2005 team lost a game. everyone relax
antonacci cycle:
✅ hbp
- great catch with terrible route
- headfirst slide into first
✅ fuckass single
✅ hbp
- great catch with terrible route
- headfirst slide into first
✅ fuckass single
October 7, 2026 at 9:57 PM
antonacci cycle:
✅ hbp
- great catch with terrible route
- headfirst slide into first
✅ fuckass single
✅ hbp
- great catch with terrible route
- headfirst slide into first
✅ fuckass single
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Damn. What an icon. RIP
Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
news.mit.edu
October 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Damn. What an icon. RIP
i need to be on my best behavior since I’m right in the line of the tv news camera smdh lmao
October 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
i need to be on my best behavior since I’m right in the line of the tv news camera smdh lmao
I was expecting another 300 pitch ab but THIS IS ALSO ACCEPTABLE
Tristan is doing The Thing again
October 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I was expecting another 300 pitch ab but THIS IS ALSO ACCEPTABLE