woke stifler
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video game/tech reviewer @ Mashable | big sports guy | co-founder of the North Brooklyn chapter of the Welcome to Mooseport fan club
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woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
· Jan 26
if you saw my post on the discover feed, no you fucking didn’t
to be completely honest i did not like the last two CRJ albums at all. hope the new one is good but my expectations are tempered
September 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
to be completely honest i did not like the last two CRJ albums at all. hope the new one is good but my expectations are tempered
how come “Lynchian” never means “a nice old man rides around on a lawnmower and solves familial disputes”
September 18, 2026 at 4:21 PM
how come “Lynchian” never means “a nice old man rides around on a lawnmower and solves familial disputes”
are there any big Rebel Moon heads out there? surely there’s a forum out there where someone is defending Rebel Moon
September 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
are there any big Rebel Moon heads out there? surely there’s a forum out there where someone is defending Rebel Moon
I should give Gravity Rush 2 a shot because I tried the first one a while back and found it very brown and repetitive
September 18, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I should give Gravity Rush 2 a shot because I tried the first one a while back and found it very brown and repetitive
i love when a PR email in my inbox begins with “Hi Christopher,”
September 18, 2026 at 2:09 PM
i love when a PR email in my inbox begins with “Hi Christopher,”
one thing i’ll say for Control Resonant: like Onimusha, it gets points for being an action game that does not feel beholden to the work of From Software in any way
September 18, 2026 at 1:33 PM
one thing i’ll say for Control Resonant: like Onimusha, it gets points for being an action game that does not feel beholden to the work of From Software in any way
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Nurse Hammam and his brother survived the genocide, but lost their family & everything they had. He is still volunteering as a nurse, treating the wounded
Yet they remain homeless & starving, while his brother urgently needs medication for epilepsy&seizures. Please help
chuffed.org/project/1844...
Yet they remain homeless & starving, while his brother urgently needs medication for epilepsy&seizures. Please help
chuffed.org/project/1844...
September 18, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Nurse Hammam and his brother survived the genocide, but lost their family & everything they had. He is still volunteering as a nurse, treating the wounded
Yet they remain homeless & starving, while his brother urgently needs medication for epilepsy&seizures. Please help
chuffed.org/project/1844...
Yet they remain homeless & starving, while his brother urgently needs medication for epilepsy&seizures. Please help
chuffed.org/project/1844...
i’m not done with Control Resonant and don’t have a piece ready for today, but it’s neat. i like the combat and mobility but the exploration is kinda whatever and there’s at least one part of the game that was just really annoying for me
September 18, 2026 at 1:11 PM
i’m not done with Control Resonant and don’t have a piece ready for today, but it’s neat. i like the combat and mobility but the exploration is kinda whatever and there’s at least one part of the game that was just really annoying for me
these days women won’t even look in your direction unless you have several powerful gems socketed into your gear
September 18, 2026 at 2:56 AM
these days women won’t even look in your direction unless you have several powerful gems socketed into your gear
gamers of the night roll call
September 18, 2026 at 2:40 AM
gamers of the night roll call
hiring the 2023-25 arizona cardinals offensive coordinator to do the same job on the lions is nasty business
September 18, 2026 at 1:08 AM
hiring the 2023-25 arizona cardinals offensive coordinator to do the same job on the lions is nasty business
honestly brett veach is looking very vindicated for focusing on secondary and pass rush this offseason instead of receivers
September 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
honestly brett veach is looking very vindicated for focusing on secondary and pass rush this offseason instead of receivers
wow i fucking hate hearing “charizard” in a british accent
September 18, 2026 at 12:54 AM
wow i fucking hate hearing “charizard” in a british accent
the lions had a spiritual loss in week 1 to a team that’s gonna win like five games, hard not to feel like it’s a little over up there
September 18, 2026 at 12:50 AM
the lions had a spiritual loss in week 1 to a team that’s gonna win like five games, hard not to feel like it’s a little over up there
i’m so jealous of teams that regularly get wide receivers open
September 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
i’m so jealous of teams that regularly get wide receivers open
i think the worst vibes situation i’ve ever encountered irl was the parking lot at highmark stadium in buffalo right after tyler bass missed that kick against KC a few years ago. it took us 90 minutes to leave because of some traffic holdup, which didn’t help
September 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
i think the worst vibes situation i’ve ever encountered irl was the parking lot at highmark stadium in buffalo right after tyler bass missed that kick against KC a few years ago. it took us 90 minutes to leave because of some traffic holdup, which didn’t help
it’s fine if British people want to call Resident Evil “Resi” but Americans should not do that. abbreviate it to “RE” if you must
September 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
it’s fine if British people want to call Resident Evil “Resi” but Americans should not do that. abbreviate it to “RE” if you must
Bills Skarsgard looked like a fancy lad version of Joe Burrow in John Wick 4 and I’ve never been able to shake that when I see him in anything else
September 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Bills Skarsgard looked like a fancy lad version of Joe Burrow in John Wick 4 and I’ve never been able to shake that when I see him in anything else
one of the best games of the year
Pragmata is $47.99 on US eShop buff.ly/LWWDGvN
Xbox buff.ly/6wi4MUq
US PSN buff.ly/d9CJ5om
(Steam) $40.19 Fanatical buff.ly/d33WUpC #ad
Xbox buff.ly/6wi4MUq
US PSN buff.ly/d9CJ5om
(Steam) $40.19 Fanatical buff.ly/d33WUpC #ad
September 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
one of the best games of the year
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Nurse Hammam saved countless lives while facing horrors in Gaza. Now, his own family is displaced, starving, and his brother is suffering from severe seizures without medical aid. A hero shouldn’t be left to suffer alone. Support him
Please donate for food & medical care
chuffed.org/project/1844...
Please donate for food & medical care
chuffed.org/project/1844...
September 17, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Nurse Hammam saved countless lives while facing horrors in Gaza. Now, his own family is displaced, starving, and his brother is suffering from severe seizures without medical aid. A hero shouldn’t be left to suffer alone. Support him
Please donate for food & medical care
chuffed.org/project/1844...
Please donate for food & medical care
chuffed.org/project/1844...
god this looks sick
September 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
god this looks sick
happy Fire Emblem day to all who celebrate
September 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
happy Fire Emblem day to all who celebrate
gamers of the night roll call
September 17, 2026 at 3:36 AM
gamers of the night roll call