Yells Incoherently
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Campaigning for the union of France and GB, and the redefinition of the inch to 25.6mm
tell me you've never met a horny middle aged woman without, etc, etc
“Talking to Rahm, it’s like middle-age married sex,” said John Anzalone, a Democratic pollster who has known him for decades. “It’s focused. You know what you’re going for. And it’s short.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/u...
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play (Gift Article)
The longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about 2028.
www.nytimes.com
September 27, 2026 at 1:43 AM
tell me you've never met a horny middle aged woman without, etc, etc
Good morning to everyone except the BBC, who just opened a lifestyle story on Gen Z fitness approaches with "When Antonia, 34, started going to the gym..."
THIRTY. FOUR.
THIRTY. FOUR.
September 25, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Good morning to everyone except the BBC, who just opened a lifestyle story on Gen Z fitness approaches with "When Antonia, 34, started going to the gym..."
THIRTY. FOUR.
THIRTY. FOUR.
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“Can’t talk, I’m overseeing a practice exam for some GCSE pupils.”
“Running a mock?”
“No, they’re being quite well behaved.”
“Running a mock?”
“No, they’re being quite well behaved.”
September 22, 2026 at 5:02 PM
“Can’t talk, I’m overseeing a practice exam for some GCSE pupils.”
“Running a mock?”
“No, they’re being quite well behaved.”
“Running a mock?”
“No, they’re being quite well behaved.”
Well that is my morning ruined
For the morning UK and Europe crew: All users with a current version of Excel can now use the IMPORTCSV function to bring data into a workbook using a formula. No more messing around with external links! In this week's Techsoc movie, I show you how to create and manage these useful formulas.
Import comma-separated value (CSV) data into Excel using a formula
The new IMPORTCSV function lets you connect to an external comma-separated value file using a formula rather going through the Data Tab or using Power Query. It’s the ideal solution for bringing a…
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September 22, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Well that is my morning ruined
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saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
September 22, 2026 at 5:55 AM
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
No-one else is saying it so I will: it is high time we started calling Newcastle just plain Castle.
September 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
No-one else is saying it so I will: it is high time we started calling Newcastle just plain Castle.
Michael Marra, je vous, salut
September 19, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Michael Marra, je vous, salut
Your package has arrived at the departure airport
September 18, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Your package has arrived at the departure airport
jesus FUCKING christ
September 18, 2026 at 8:58 AM
jesus FUCKING christ
Good morning from the BBC
September 18, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Good morning from the BBC
live footage of Justin Webb
September 18, 2026 at 7:26 AM
live footage of Justin Webb
only just learned this is why it has such a stupid name
September 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
only just learned this is why it has such a stupid name
Well, because the government is doing things like charging us all to bribe nimbys who live near pylons
“Why are bills UP £300 when they were meant to be DOWN £300?” Martin puts your first Q to Energy Secretary Miatta Fahnbulleh.
For more inc on standing charges, green policy, regional pricing, and Jan’s predicted 24% price hike. Watch the full energy bills special on www.itv.com/watch/the-ma... ITVX
For more inc on standing charges, green policy, regional pricing, and Jan’s predicted 24% price hike. Watch the full energy bills special on www.itv.com/watch/the-ma... ITVX
“Why are bills UP £300 when they were meant to be DOWN £300?”
YouTube video by Martin Lewis
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September 17, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Well, because the government is doing things like charging us all to bribe nimbys who live near pylons
Always thought it a great pity that Tolkien's mathom never quite made it into the argot
Whenever I get a gift I don't care about, it goes into the Purgatory Drawer, serving its sentence until someone I'm equally indifferent to has a birthday. Then it's granted parole, rewrapped, and sent off to begin a new life in somebody else's home.
September 16, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Always thought it a great pity that Tolkien's mathom never quite made it into the argot
what fresh bullshit is this
💈 Today is the first reading of my Presentation Bill seeking mandatory registration for all hairdressers and barbershops in England.
The Bill has genuine cross-party support and was developed on the back of an excellent Parliamentary event, co-hosted by local barber Mike Taylor...
The Bill has genuine cross-party support and was developed on the back of an excellent Parliamentary event, co-hosted by local barber Mike Taylor...
September 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
what fresh bullshit is this
Do it you cowards
"Ban geroge watkins from fod because he is smeggy" https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/781520
September 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Do it you cowards
everybody say awwwww
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
The moment I knew: I had planned to break up with him – then he snuck out of school to buy me hot chips
Maleah Pearce wanted to end her relationship with high school ‘bad boy’ Dylan before they grew too attached. Then one lunchtime, he brought her a surprise
www.theguardian.com
September 13, 2026 at 11:30 AM
everybody say awwwww
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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Anthropic, OpenAI and co have underpinned a major capex spree with macroeconomic repercussions. Are they calling time on it over safety fears? Or is this concealing a business model malfunction?
If you fear you've invested into a bubble, creating a cartel is one obvious way to limit your losses.
If you fear you've invested into a bubble, creating a cartel is one obvious way to limit your losses.
September 13, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Anthropic, OpenAI and co have underpinned a major capex spree with macroeconomic repercussions. Are they calling time on it over safety fears? Or is this concealing a business model malfunction?
If you fear you've invested into a bubble, creating a cartel is one obvious way to limit your losses.
If you fear you've invested into a bubble, creating a cartel is one obvious way to limit your losses.
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these people are always taking my dream jobs
September 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
these people are always taking my dream jobs
"please donate £3, £5, or £36 million"
September 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
"please donate £3, £5, or £36 million"
✨ i t ' s w o r k i n g ✨
September 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
✨ i t ' s w o r k i n g ✨
Happy 25th birthday to this banger
September 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Happy 25th birthday to this banger
Counterpoint: Britain and France should fulfil their manifest destiny and merge to become one nation.
September 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Counterpoint: Britain and France should fulfil their manifest destiny and merge to become one nation.
After much cogitation on this Bateaux Tapestry business (and I understand it is a tapestry, as it is a wall hanging, despite being embroidered), I have come to the conclusion: they could at least have ironed it before putting on public display
September 11, 2026 at 9:15 AM
After much cogitation on this Bateaux Tapestry business (and I understand it is a tapestry, as it is a wall hanging, despite being embroidered), I have come to the conclusion: they could at least have ironed it before putting on public display