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Well, ya see ... all cops are bastards, yes all cops. That includes your cop aunt that doesn't do a racism IN FRONT OF YOU, or your cop dad who definitely does. Your cousin that writes parking tickets? They're a fucking bastard, homie.
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im a gnome named pixels
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prodigy voice: scratched my leg up
September 25, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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He would have loved final fantasy x.
September 24, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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I had to make this a jingle
September 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Massholes? More like
September 22, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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most of my fellow Hoosiers in the replies: ha, jokes on you, we don’t have front plates!

me: that Lamborghini owner isn’t from Hamilton County?
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
September 22, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I feel no pressure at all when I get added to lists called like “best people in the entire world” or “posters who don’t suck shit from a butt” and that’s because I’m a professional poster,
September 22, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Backrooms is a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris
Jaws 3 is a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris
Minions is a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris
September 21, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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The Odyssey was written as a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris
September 21, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Jaws 3 is a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris
Minions is a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris
Apollo 13 is a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris
September 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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ALDI FINDS:

- Gun
September 17, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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to infuriate bulls
September 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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And yet I cannot even vape around school children. Interesting.
September 17, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Every day I am forced to learn new things and I hate every single most of them
September 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Wheeling Mitch McConnell in to vote like a tweaker wheeling grandma to the bank to get access to her checking account
September 17, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Nice
September 17, 2026 at 8:36 AM
I got high but Not High Enough
September 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Hey wyd
September 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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yeah I have ANXIETY

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September 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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September 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Y'all just know papa smurf dominated that smussy
September 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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roller derby skater named Carlie Quirk
September 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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September 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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You're only lonely if you don't like being alone.
September 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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nice prince edward you got there

is it county?
September 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Would you mind if I had a good day
September 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM