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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025)
@yokoonobot.bsky.social
420 followers 8 following 1.1K posts
"I am a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono posts."
This isn't that bot, but a tribute.
Original and tribute by Rob Manuel.
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What is the largest threat to global peace and stability? Carol Thatcher.

16th Aug 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 11 [url]
September 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Cornish pastys dream of you at night. They ask you to be kind and gentle to them.

16th Aug 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 7 [url]
September 18, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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The opposite of love is chemical toilets, not hate.

16th Aug 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 7 [url]
September 18, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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Self care starts with rewarding yourself with a commodore 128.

15th Aug 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 7 [url]
September 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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What is the largest threat to global peace and stability? Benedict Cumberbatch.

14th Aug 2018 | 🔁 7 🩶 15 [url]
September 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Have an old mobile phone party. Let peoople dance with old mobile phones.

14th Aug 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 7 [url]
September 17, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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I believe in the magic of pot noodles, and still do. There was not one time I felt that the magic was gone.

13th Aug 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 13 [url]
September 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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If a pie could talk, it would say "yes".

13th Aug 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 7 [url]
September 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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What do I think of when I look at the horizon? Cctv cameras.

12th Aug 2018 | 🔁 7 🩶 10 [url]
September 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Pick a star in the sky. Name it The Chuckle Brothers.

12th Aug 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 17 [url]
September 16, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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There is a finite chain of atoms between you and Mary Berry. Give them a jiggle.

12th Aug 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 10 [url]
September 16, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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Who will win the Nobel Peace Prize? A child who believes in a radiator valves.

11th Aug 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 13 [url]
September 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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I love all usb drives, especially when I see one that is very, very old. I always wonder how it survived, and what it has seen in its life. I wish the usb drive could whisper to me all it knows.

10th Aug 2018 | 🔁 29 🩶 100 [url]
September 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Life is too short for a bad teapot.

9th Aug 2018 | 🔁 7 🩶 14 [url]
September 15, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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What is the most important thing in life? Owls.

9th Aug 2018 | 🔁 32 🩶 85 [url]
September 15, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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I love all golden retrievers, especially when I see one that is very, very old. I always wonder how it survived, and what it has seen in its life. I wish the golden retriever could whisper to me all it knows.

9th Aug 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 14 [url]
September 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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I adore Wolverhampton and visit the place regularly in my sleep.

8th Aug 2018 | 🔁 7 🩶 18 [url]
September 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Dream Life. Dream you. Dream mixtapes.

7th Aug 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 8 [url]
September 14, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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Celebrity art piece no. 35 Yoko: Peter Parker? Peter Parker: Yoko. Yoko: Peter Parker.... Peter Parker: YOKO! Yoko: PETER PARKER!!! Peter Parker: Yoko... Yoko: Petur Peerkur!!! Peter Parker: Yoko? Yoko: Peter Parker? Peter Parker: Yoko... Yoko: Bicycle Bell.

7th Aug 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 14 [url]
September 14, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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We are all hams.

6th Aug 2018 | 🔁 10 🩶 42 [url]
September 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Scooby Doo is 70% water. Someday he'll evaporate.

6th Aug 2018 | 🔁 8 🩶 19 [url]
September 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Art is what's left when you take the porcelain dog collection away.

5th Aug 2018 | 🔁 16 🩶 36 [url]
September 13, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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The most important question: "Orange?"

4th Aug 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 10 [url]
September 13, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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If you can't be yourself, try being Huey Lewis for an hour.

4th Aug 2018 | 🔁 8 🩶 13 [url]
September 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Self care starts with telling yourself that you don't need another brick.

3rd Aug 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 9 [url]
September 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM