Dan 💙💜💖
@youareaprogram.bsky.social
Dan (he/him) | UK | idk think of an interesting bio and put it here
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not enough evil viziers around nowadays for my liking :/
September 29, 2026 at 12:15 PM
not enough evil viziers around nowadays for my liking :/
crank 2 genuinely makes my pussy unhinge like the jaw of a snake it's so good
September 29, 2026 at 11:00 AM
crank 2 genuinely makes my pussy unhinge like the jaw of a snake it's so good
I got these teeth whitening things that prob don't even work but they make me laugh cause everytime I put them on then immediately forget so I look in the mirror and it's just like
September 29, 2026 at 10:49 AM
I got these teeth whitening things that prob don't even work but they make me laugh cause everytime I put them on then immediately forget so I look in the mirror and it's just like
Just ass out and casually asking your fuck buddy about their trauma after rawdogging
September 27, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Just ass out and casually asking your fuck buddy about their trauma after rawdogging
My drow about to go waterDEEP 🫦
September 26, 2026 at 10:55 PM
My drow about to go waterDEEP 🫦
why do they call it bone broth and not skeleton soup
September 25, 2026 at 12:02 PM
why do they call it bone broth and not skeleton soup
anyone else been savagely attacked by their bf?
September 24, 2026 at 3:42 PM
anyone else been savagely attacked by their bf?
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The Craft (1996)
the plot wiccans
September 23, 2026 at 2:12 PM
The Craft (1996)
so this is how I find out I'm mpregnant 😔
can I get mabortion now?
can I get mabortion now?
September 23, 2026 at 12:34 PM
so this is how I find out I'm mpregnant 😔
can I get mabortion now?
can I get mabortion now?
Hans Capon, concussed, in the back of the wagon to Maleshov
September 23, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Hans Capon, concussed, in the back of the wagon to Maleshov
he fucking survived???
September 22, 2026 at 9:19 AM
he fucking survived???
LMAO I got a debuff cause Lae'zel brought out the ball gag and nipple clamps or something
September 20, 2026 at 8:04 AM
LMAO I got a debuff cause Lae'zel brought out the ball gag and nipple clamps or something
Still makes me scream that in BG3 and you do the romance scene with Lae'zel you have to roll to top 😭
September 20, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Still makes me scream that in BG3 and you do the romance scene with Lae'zel you have to roll to top 😭
do you reckon Martin Luther was able to squirt when he was writing his callout post for the vatican or whatever
September 20, 2026 at 7:42 AM
do you reckon Martin Luther was able to squirt when he was writing his callout post for the vatican or whatever
do you reckon Omega level X-Men mutants get dead annoyed with the omegaverse cause it makes it sound like they're the weakest and in heat
September 20, 2026 at 7:27 AM
do you reckon Omega level X-Men mutants get dead annoyed with the omegaverse cause it makes it sound like they're the weakest and in heat
I got that good liminal pussy 🤤
September 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I got that good liminal pussy 🤤
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I love you too @youareaprogram.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️
September 19, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I love you too @youareaprogram.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️
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Are muslim kinksters allowed to call themselves pigs? 🤔
Is it piss cow? Pit lamb? What are the halal words for kinks?
Is it piss cow? Pit lamb? What are the halal words for kinks?
September 19, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Are muslim kinksters allowed to call themselves pigs? 🤔
Is it piss cow? Pit lamb? What are the halal words for kinks?
Is it piss cow? Pit lamb? What are the halal words for kinks?
Henry of Skalitz and Hans Capon on a bender in Devi's Den
September 18, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Henry of Skalitz and Hans Capon on a bender in Devi's Den
ok I'm done with being upset, I'm gonna goon over medieval knights again xoxo
September 18, 2026 at 3:06 PM
ok I'm done with being upset, I'm gonna goon over medieval knights again xoxo
Cannot stand it when someone comes to you looking for an argument, I'm not here to entertain your little need for a power trip, use your words or take a walk x
September 18, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Cannot stand it when someone comes to you looking for an argument, I'm not here to entertain your little need for a power trip, use your words or take a walk x
Just took one of those autism "what emotion are these people displaying" tests and thought I did really well on it and turns out I got 49% right 🧍♂️
September 18, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Just took one of those autism "what emotion are these people displaying" tests and thought I did really well on it and turns out I got 49% right 🧍♂️
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man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 8:58 AM
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks