Mary Soracco
@yourworstnightmary.bsky.social
A goth chick, and not even one of the good ones. I don't want nobody fuckin with me in these streets.
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That doofus in the white house just said that the Pope gave Iran permission to have a nuclear weapon. Who on earth is going to believe that??? I really need this Pope to go Chicago on Chump's ass
April 17, 2026 at 6:34 AM
That doofus in the white house just said that the Pope gave Iran permission to have a nuclear weapon. Who on earth is going to believe that??? I really need this Pope to go Chicago on Chump's ass
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Melania Trump is claiming she had no relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell.
LEFT: Oct 2002 email from Melania to Ghislaine congratulating her on a pic of Jeffrey & Ghislaine appearing in New York Magazine. She signed it “Love, Melania.”
RIGHT: Photo of Epstein & Maxwell in NY Magazine in Oct 2002.
LEFT: Oct 2002 email from Melania to Ghislaine congratulating her on a pic of Jeffrey & Ghislaine appearing in New York Magazine. She signed it “Love, Melania.”
RIGHT: Photo of Epstein & Maxwell in NY Magazine in Oct 2002.
April 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Melania Trump is claiming she had no relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell.
LEFT: Oct 2002 email from Melania to Ghislaine congratulating her on a pic of Jeffrey & Ghislaine appearing in New York Magazine. She signed it “Love, Melania.”
RIGHT: Photo of Epstein & Maxwell in NY Magazine in Oct 2002.
LEFT: Oct 2002 email from Melania to Ghislaine congratulating her on a pic of Jeffrey & Ghislaine appearing in New York Magazine. She signed it “Love, Melania.”
RIGHT: Photo of Epstein & Maxwell in NY Magazine in Oct 2002.
So. IF there are any rebates on those tariffs that were passed down to the American consumer... that $'ll go to the importers who paid the tariffs, obv... but the kicker is that they have 0 obligation to reimburse the consumers that they raised prices on.
So that's fun.
So that's fun.
April 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
So. IF there are any rebates on those tariffs that were passed down to the American consumer... that $'ll go to the importers who paid the tariffs, obv... but the kicker is that they have 0 obligation to reimburse the consumers that they raised prices on.
So that's fun.
So that's fun.
I just figured it out, i listen to salsa music because, inevitably, there's a part of the song that makes me feel like i just won something big on a game show. That's a hard feeling to invoke.
April 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I just figured it out, i listen to salsa music because, inevitably, there's a part of the song that makes me feel like i just won something big on a game show. That's a hard feeling to invoke.
I licked a chalkboard at Callahan Elementary School once. So, y'know, I'd watch how you talk to me.
April 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I licked a chalkboard at Callahan Elementary School once. So, y'know, I'd watch how you talk to me.
Look I know it's hard for MAGA to understand things, but let's give it a whirl. There are 4 types of legal allegiance: natural, acquired, local, and legal. KBJackson was referring to LOCAL allegiance, which pertains to one's DUTY to comply with the laws of the country they are visiting. NOTHING to
April 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Look I know it's hard for MAGA to understand things, but let's give it a whirl. There are 4 types of legal allegiance: natural, acquired, local, and legal. KBJackson was referring to LOCAL allegiance, which pertains to one's DUTY to comply with the laws of the country they are visiting. NOTHING to
If Pam Bondi was a Democrat, Trump would definitely call her a nasty woman
April 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
If Pam Bondi was a Democrat, Trump would definitely call her a nasty woman
packing for a trip is downright pleasant when i remember i don't have to pack any bras
April 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
packing for a trip is downright pleasant when i remember i don't have to pack any bras
Whatever happened with the "girlfriend of the Antifa leader" that DHS supposedly arrested and were pressing for information?
March 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Whatever happened with the "girlfriend of the Antifa leader" that DHS supposedly arrested and were pressing for information?
por la mañana cafe
por la tarde ron,
I'm a beverage goblin
So I'm missing one.
por la tarde ron,
I'm a beverage goblin
So I'm missing one.
March 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
por la mañana cafe
por la tarde ron,
I'm a beverage goblin
So I'm missing one.
por la tarde ron,
I'm a beverage goblin
So I'm missing one.
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President Inepstein.
What a damning humiliation for our country.
What a damning humiliation for our country.
March 29, 2026 at 12:28 AM
President Inepstein.
What a damning humiliation for our country.
What a damning humiliation for our country.
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AMERICA TODAY: millions of people pretending the President of the United States isn’t suffering from acute mental decline and some weird flesh-eating thing, that he doesn’t come across completely unhinged in every interaction, or that he isn’t barreling the nation into financial ruin.
March 28, 2026 at 12:46 AM
AMERICA TODAY: millions of people pretending the President of the United States isn’t suffering from acute mental decline and some weird flesh-eating thing, that he doesn’t come across completely unhinged in every interaction, or that he isn’t barreling the nation into financial ruin.
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Medicare is sending out emails from the disreputable quack "Dr. Oz." Please make the grifting ignorance stop!
March 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Medicare is sending out emails from the disreputable quack "Dr. Oz." Please make the grifting ignorance stop!
Now that I'm 50, I have no qualms about announcing that it's time to turn on the AC because "my folds are sweating." 🖕#zerofucks
March 27, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Now that I'm 50, I have no qualms about announcing that it's time to turn on the AC because "my folds are sweating." 🖕#zerofucks
QUICK, DON'T THINK, JUST ANSWER: SEALS & CROFTS, LOGGINS & MESSINA, OR CAPTAIN & TENILLE????
March 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
QUICK, DON'T THINK, JUST ANSWER: SEALS & CROFTS, LOGGINS & MESSINA, OR CAPTAIN & TENILLE????
I wanna be a dj and my name will be DJ Big Badinky Bones
March 26, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I wanna be a dj and my name will be DJ Big Badinky Bones
IF YOU LOVE MELANIA TRUMP SO MUCH, NAME 3 SONGS
March 26, 2026 at 4:14 AM
IF YOU LOVE MELANIA TRUMP SO MUCH, NAME 3 SONGS
Oh and i wanted to get this in well before June: If you oppose Pride Month, just remember that it wouldn't have been necessary without assholes like you making people feel bad for being queer. Basically, the pride movement is your fault; YOU threw the bricks that Pride was built with.
March 25, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Oh and i wanted to get this in well before June: If you oppose Pride Month, just remember that it wouldn't have been necessary without assholes like you making people feel bad for being queer. Basically, the pride movement is your fault; YOU threw the bricks that Pride was built with.
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146 workers died in the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire on this day in 1911. The bosses responsible were never held accountable for the awful working conditions that sparked the blaze. Remember this today as politicians and their corporate backers attack workplace safety.
March 25, 2026 at 3:45 PM
146 workers died in the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire on this day in 1911. The bosses responsible were never held accountable for the awful working conditions that sparked the blaze. Remember this today as politicians and their corporate backers attack workplace safety.
For the record, I staunchly believe in publicly accosting people who wear Trump merch. Make them miserable everywhere they go. Remind them every moment of how their vote has negatively affected millions and millions of people. Remind them of their stupidity and selfishness. Never forget.
March 25, 2026 at 3:48 PM
For the record, I staunchly believe in publicly accosting people who wear Trump merch. Make them miserable everywhere they go. Remind them every moment of how their vote has negatively affected millions and millions of people. Remind them of their stupidity and selfishness. Never forget.
"Mmmbop" is just "Quimbara" for white kids who have never heard of Celia.
March 23, 2026 at 5:57 PM
"Mmmbop" is just "Quimbara" for white kids who have never heard of Celia.
Guinness was on my bed licking his paw and drooling all over my blanket, which was folded up... now there are like 3 wet spots and it's the only cotton blanket i own. Life is hard
March 23, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Guinness was on my bed licking his paw and drooling all over my blanket, which was folded up... now there are like 3 wet spots and it's the only cotton blanket i own. Life is hard
Dear Foam Mart Burbank: I wish you were open on Sundays, and i wish you had a giant foam pit to play in after i make my necessary foam purchases. But today is just not my day. See you tomorrow, please build me a foam pit by then thank you.
March 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Dear Foam Mart Burbank: I wish you were open on Sundays, and i wish you had a giant foam pit to play in after i make my necessary foam purchases. But today is just not my day. See you tomorrow, please build me a foam pit by then thank you.
Blackcraft Cult is Ed Hardy for goths
March 22, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Blackcraft Cult is Ed Hardy for goths