yuniper
@yuniper.bsky.social
Deliberately obscure as a substitute for having a personality.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/yuniper
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absolutely nothing has been going right for me lately but at least i'll only have two more days of work next week before having eight days off.
October 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
absolutely nothing has been going right for me lately but at least i'll only have two more days of work next week before having eight days off.
this old guy at work told me today that i always look very grim. big fan of that phrasing, i'll take that over being told i have resting bitch face any day.
September 17, 2026 at 11:57 AM
this old guy at work told me today that i always look very grim. big fan of that phrasing, i'll take that over being told i have resting bitch face any day.
alright! that's enough summer now! it can stop being almost 30°C now!
September 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
alright! that's enough summer now! it can stop being almost 30°C now!
they should shoot another golden record into space with nothing but dolly parton songs on it
August 28, 2026 at 8:52 AM
they should shoot another golden record into space with nothing but dolly parton songs on it
is there like any image search left online that's not complete and utter dogshit. i'm not even talking about the luxury of having a reverse image search function, just finding the actual image i'm looking for would be nice.
August 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
is there like any image search left online that's not complete and utter dogshit. i'm not even talking about the luxury of having a reverse image search function, just finding the actual image i'm looking for would be nice.
when you're an adult they flay you alive for not understanding something immediately and having to ask questions
August 25, 2026 at 8:04 AM
when you're an adult they flay you alive for not understanding something immediately and having to ask questions
i hate it when i smell a really gross smell and it squicks me out so bad that it takes me all day to get over it
August 24, 2026 at 9:30 PM
i hate it when i smell a really gross smell and it squicks me out so bad that it takes me all day to get over it
i'm starting to understand why my dad's solution to any technical problem when i was a child was spraying it with wd-40
August 22, 2026 at 7:30 PM
i'm starting to understand why my dad's solution to any technical problem when i was a child was spraying it with wd-40
it's my birthday so i'm living by the words that a wise man once said: goodbye 200 dollars. helloooo piece of plastic.
August 16, 2026 at 10:41 AM
it's my birthday so i'm living by the words that a wise man once said: goodbye 200 dollars. helloooo piece of plastic.
i've been using duolingo exclusively for chess for almost a year now but i just did some language "lessons" again and good lord, i can see why everyone is saying this app has gone to shit now
August 14, 2026 at 12:02 PM
i've been using duolingo exclusively for chess for almost a year now but i just did some language "lessons" again and good lord, i can see why everyone is saying this app has gone to shit now
it's so awesome when people don't let you finish talking and just respond to what they assume you were going to say. really great when they get it completely wrong and don't listen to anything else you try to add.
August 13, 2026 at 7:45 AM
it's so awesome when people don't let you finish talking and just respond to what they assume you were going to say. really great when they get it completely wrong and don't listen to anything else you try to add.
it's been so long since i last played pokémon go, i completely forgot that they just up and massacred the player characters' appearance at some point
August 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
it's been so long since i last played pokémon go, i completely forgot that they just up and massacred the player characters' appearance at some point
weird girls shall inherit the earth
August 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
weird girls shall inherit the earth
today has to be my lucky day because i saw four black cats on my walk and every cat i see is a good sign to me
July 19, 2026 at 6:48 PM
today has to be my lucky day because i saw four black cats on my walk and every cat i see is a good sign to me
chess terms are suspicious as hell like why do you have him pinned 🤨 why are you mating him 🤨
July 18, 2026 at 3:42 PM
chess terms are suspicious as hell like why do you have him pinned 🤨 why are you mating him 🤨
sometimes i rehearse what i want to say in my head so many times that it feels repetitive to actually say it
July 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
sometimes i rehearse what i want to say in my head so many times that it feels repetitive to actually say it
the most honorable thing a girl can do is be a fucking weirdo
July 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
the most honorable thing a girl can do is be a fucking weirdo
the most psychotic thing in gone girl is that double door to the bedroom
July 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
the most psychotic thing in gone girl is that double door to the bedroom
this weather is making me so damn irritable. at a certain temperature everybody should just fuck off.
June 24, 2026 at 7:06 PM
this weather is making me so damn irritable. at a certain temperature everybody should just fuck off.
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June 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
stay strong, gabecube believers
June 22, 2026 at 5:32 PM
stay strong, gabecube believers
i wanted to go to this ikea pop up store i had seen the other day only to realise that it had already popped down again
June 22, 2026 at 10:39 AM
i wanted to go to this ikea pop up store i had seen the other day only to realise that it had already popped down again
i was in the mood to give american mcgee's alice another try because i only played in years ago and the platforming made me rage quit it back then. i think i got as far just playing today as i ever got back then.
June 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
i was in the mood to give american mcgee's alice another try because i only played in years ago and the platforming made me rage quit it back then. i think i got as far just playing today as i ever got back then.
spiritually, i'm a laptop time in bed person but practically, phone time in bed is unfortunately way less cumbersome.
June 9, 2026 at 10:06 PM
spiritually, i'm a laptop time in bed person but practically, phone time in bed is unfortunately way less cumbersome.