Zach Beamish
@zachbeamish.bsky.social
PxP Commentator for the Carleton Place Canadians
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This game ended 9-7 btw
Poor Merilainen comes in after the Canucks give up 2 shorthanded goals in like 30 seconds and are down 8-2 not even halfway through the game. What a time to make his Canucks debut.
October 2, 2026 at 5:13 AM
This game ended 9-7 btw
Poor Merilainen comes in after the Canucks give up 2 shorthanded goals in like 30 seconds and are down 8-2 not even halfway through the game. What a time to make his Canucks debut.
October 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Poor Merilainen comes in after the Canucks give up 2 shorthanded goals in like 30 seconds and are down 8-2 not even halfway through the game. What a time to make his Canucks debut.
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October 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Returning for this my fucking goat
FOR ONE NIGHT BRYAN DANIELSON IS A DEATH RIDER
#AEWDynamite is live as we pay homage to PAC as we are live on TBS and HBO Max
#AEWDynamite is live as we pay homage to PAC as we are live on TBS and HBO Max
October 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Returning for this my fucking goat
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the empty chair broke me 🥺 PAC FOREVER 😭 #AEWDynamite
October 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
the empty chair broke me 🥺 PAC FOREVER 😭 #AEWDynamite
Sens with the chance to do a very funny thing
#hashtag placed G Nikita Tolopilo on waivers.
September 27, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Sens with the chance to do a very funny thing
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Senators traded for a person who is, unquestionably, in every defensibly precise sense of the phrase, a person who has played the position of goaltender.
September 26, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Senators traded for a person who is, unquestionably, in every defensibly precise sense of the phrase, a person who has played the position of goaltender.
Absolutely no reason for Atlanta to go for 2 other then to see just how little the Packers defence is trying
September 25, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Absolutely no reason for Atlanta to go for 2 other then to see just how little the Packers defence is trying
Turns out the Chargers are the team going 0-17
September 20, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Turns out the Chargers are the team going 0-17
Unprompted DM from by brother, sorry Atlanta...
September 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Unprompted DM from by brother, sorry Atlanta...
I mean dude
What rabbits foot do the Vikings have right now?
September 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I mean dude
What rabbits foot do the Vikings have right now?
September 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
What rabbits foot do the Vikings have right now?
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MATCH 3 OF #MysteryWrestling29
FANS ARE THE WEAPONS MATCH
Cecil Nyx vs. Cool Ref
WATCH it RIGHT NOW for FREE:
www.twitch.tv/eviluno
www.youtube.com/live/XWWtIo9...
#MysteryWrestling
FANS ARE THE WEAPONS MATCH
Cecil Nyx vs. Cool Ref
WATCH it RIGHT NOW for FREE:
www.twitch.tv/eviluno
www.youtube.com/live/XWWtIo9...
#MysteryWrestling
September 13, 2026 at 6:38 PM
MATCH 3 OF #MysteryWrestling29
FANS ARE THE WEAPONS MATCH
Cecil Nyx vs. Cool Ref
WATCH it RIGHT NOW for FREE:
www.twitch.tv/eviluno
www.youtube.com/live/XWWtIo9...
#MysteryWrestling
FANS ARE THE WEAPONS MATCH
Cecil Nyx vs. Cool Ref
WATCH it RIGHT NOW for FREE:
www.twitch.tv/eviluno
www.youtube.com/live/XWWtIo9...
#MysteryWrestling
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i’m sorry but you don’t begin your argument with “fe fi fo fum” unless you’re arguing in bad faith
September 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
i’m sorry but you don’t begin your argument with “fe fi fo fum” unless you’re arguing in bad faith
This is what Zelda will look like in 2015.
Fr though this game looks great.
Fr though this game looks great.
First look at gameplay for 'The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time' remake ⚔️
September 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
This is what Zelda will look like in 2015.
Fr though this game looks great.
Fr though this game looks great.
Damn he just booked the Rideau Centre
Guys, I just booked a really ridiculous location for Mystery Wrestling…
Find out more next week.
Find out more next week.
September 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Damn he just booked the Rideau Centre
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Indie wrestling show I was at tonight ended with a run-in by the promotion’s first champion, who took off her hoodie and came out as trans. Standing ovation from the crowd. The most Chicago shit that ever happened. I was sincerely touched.
August 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Indie wrestling show I was at tonight ended with a run-in by the promotion’s first champion, who took off her hoodie and came out as trans. Standing ovation from the crowd. The most Chicago shit that ever happened. I was sincerely touched.
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the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound
August 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound
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ATP Reveals They’re Not Sure Where Ball Boys Come From https://theonion.com/atp-reveals-theyre-not-sure-where-ball-boys-come-from/
August 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
ATP Reveals They’re Not Sure Where Ball Boys Come From https://theonion.com/atp-reveals-theyre-not-sure-where-ball-boys-come-from/
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A silver lining to the AI horrorshow that is invading our lives is that all my quirks, formatting, and punctuation errors that used to be known as "Poor writing" are now better described as "The human touch". It's the crust fluting on a handmade pie.
August 11, 2026 at 6:44 AM
A silver lining to the AI horrorshow that is invading our lives is that all my quirks, formatting, and punctuation errors that used to be known as "Poor writing" are now better described as "The human touch". It's the crust fluting on a handmade pie.
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slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
August 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield