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Zach
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21+ | he/him | AuDHD | FOP, Nintendo, & other stuff in between

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taniel.bsky.social
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
October 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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smartsmears.bsky.social
I didn't do this specifically for #microcomicsummer but I just finished my first comic in a while recently so it lines up well. More fan stuff as I solidify my original ideas. #FairlyOddParents #comic #art
Fairly Oddparents comic. Hazel says, "Peri, I'm sad and I dont know what to do." He replies with a surprised look, and says "Uhh, give me one moment please." He goes to Wanda and says "Mom! Hazel asked me for advice what do I do???" She responds by saying "Sweetie, you had two older siblings, just think about the advice they gave you!" Peri thinks back to being a kid with Chloe and Timmy. Peri to Chloe: "Chloe, I'm sad, what do you do when you feel like this?" Chloe: "Oh that's easy, you gotta go through all the times you might have messed up in your mind, over and over, and then focus all your energy on fixing them! You'll be too distracted to be sad!" Peri to Timmy: "Timmy, I'm sad, what do you do when you feel like this?" Timmy: "If you say fuck it we ball enough times you kinda just start feeling better to be honest, idk." Peri stops imagining and turns to Wanda to say "Uh huh, do you have any other suggestions?"
September 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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wanderjegson.bsky.social
We stay hungry, we devour
September 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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seafoamgaming.bsky.social
A must listen. I frequent a mental health forum pretty often because it helped me last year and I see people going to dark places mentally there because of this temu harry potter twat and it makes me SO FUCKING MAD. Doom trolling should be fucking illegal or make you get testify under oath about it.
edzitron.com Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25d
Better Offline monologue: I run through the nonsensical, pro-AI lab scare campaign driven by a former researcher, how the media keeps falling for grifts, and how dangerous AI is already in the wrong hands - those of Anthropic and OpenAI.
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Monologue: Jacob Coxon and the AI Safety Grift
Podcast Episode · Better Offline · September 11 · 16m
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September 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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kirby ⭐️
September 6, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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montymole64.bsky.social
Daily Monty Mole #558

Monty watches as his world falls apart around him, erasing everything he knows and leaving him forever in the void.
July 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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retroist.com
Great moments in U.S. History.
Comic panel showing the Kool Aid Man walking past children with Benjamin Franklin. A child asks, “Excuse me sir, aren’t you Benjamin Franklin?” Franklin answers, “Yes I am. I’m also hot and thirsty.”
July 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
April 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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March 24, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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Hey thats not a Crash character thats Spyro!

#Spyro #SpyroTheDragon
March 19, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Hi she's Daisy!
something for Mar10 Day
March 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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smartsmears.bsky.social
Finally time I started uploading my webcomic weekly again, starting with something about today which within the lore of FoP are Timmy and Chloe's birthdays. #FairlyOddparents #webtoon #webcomic #art #FairlyGoodKids

Read the full thing here: www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/fa...
3 Panel comic of Timmy Turner and Chloe Carmichael wearing party hats, with Cosmo and Wanda in the background. They are all in Timmy's livingroom. Panel 1: Wanda says "Happy birthday sports!" and Chloe says "Another year in the bag." Timmy looks sad. Panel 2 and 3: Chloe says "are you okay Timmy? You look bummed out." Timmy replies with "Yeah, it's just...every year is one step closer to losing Cosmo and Wanda. I guess birthdays have become less fun as that comes closer and closer."
March 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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March 8, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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2 panel comic Panel 1: A Blue Person and a Red Person shaking hands. Both look very happy. Blue person says “We’ve taken all the gay out of our movie”. The Red Person replies “Thanks Pixar. Now I can tell my kids about gay people on my own terms” Panel 2: Kids’ bedroom, night. Two children sit on the floor. Red Person is wearing a hoodie and holding a torch under their chin like they’re telling a horror story. On the wall is a poster with a scary silhouette entitled “The Gays”. Red Person: “THEY’LL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT”
March 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
February 28, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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karlbode.com
the upsides of the Paramount/Warner stuff:

1. Nobody at Paramount seems remotely competent

2. The U.S. isn't Hungary

3. The huge debt makes collapse very likely

4. Humans still have agency

5. Every time anybody has tried to use Warner to dominate media (see: AT&T) it has failed spectacularly
With Netflix Retreat, Trump Ally Larry Ellison Will Soon Own Warner Brothers, HBO, CNN, CBS, Paramount, Discovery, And Part Of TikTok
Netflix has retreated from its protracted bidding war with Larry Ellison for control of Warner Brothers, giving the Trump ally likely control of Warner, CNN, and HBO. In a statement, Netflix co-CEO…
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February 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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justintimbercake.bsky.social
Zeffy will help fund transgender people relocate to Colorado. This policy has created a surge in demand for support.
Trans Continental Pipeline-Donate to help queer relocation!
At TCP, our mission is to help Queer and 2SLGBTQIA+ people move from unsafe environments to Colorado and provide connections and resources through our relocation program.Every Cent you donate will go ...
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February 26, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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smartsmears.bsky.social
The weird thing is that in this current moment nobody is more focused on identity than Newsom because he's tripping over himself to talk about how icky he finds it every day while most everyone else is simply talking about affordability without trying to put it directly at odds with the marginalized
nerdjpg.com Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · Feb 23
I’m sorry please correct me if I’m insane and wrong…

but is this newsom saying he “fell prey” to not being “culturally normal” because he was supportive of same sex marriage?
February 24, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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February 22, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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thorbenson.bsky.social
Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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smartsmears.bsky.social
It would actually be so awesome if Peach wore the Milli Vanilli shirt in the Mario Movie #SuperMario #art
Drawing of Princess Toadstool in a Milli Vanilli outfit.
January 25, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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whstancil.bsky.social
HOW IT WORKS IN MOVIES:

1. Government lies

2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth

3. Press says “the government is lying!”

HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE

1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth

2. Government lies

3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”
January 26, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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jeffrueter.bsky.social
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti “We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM