Zak Koonce
@zakkoonce.bsky.social
Write comedy and talk shit. Co-Founder of @auralnauts.bsky.social
Currently at https://youtube.com/@zaksgarbage
Currently at https://youtube.com/@zaksgarbage
80s movies never could have predicted that one of my biggest cyber fears would be accidentally starting an IG live while I’m taking a shit.
September 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
80s movies never could have predicted that one of my biggest cyber fears would be accidentally starting an IG live while I’m taking a shit.
I’m not a parent so maybe I don’t understand, but what happens when your sons turn out like this? Do you just blow your own shit smoove off? Like what good are you when you fail the world this fucking badly? Reading the details of this case made my heart hurt.
September 28, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I’m not a parent so maybe I don’t understand, but what happens when your sons turn out like this? Do you just blow your own shit smoove off? Like what good are you when you fail the world this fucking badly? Reading the details of this case made my heart hurt.
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The DOGGZZONE crew! @zakkoonce.bsky.social came to visit the @1900hotdog.bsky.social folks here in Portland, so we did what you do... we got Pac-Man drunk and ripped ghost ass! I think I punched Brockway, Dirk put his hand in my mouth, Seanbaby ate my cigarettes & Zak fingered a pinball machine 🤘
September 19, 2026 at 12:49 PM
The DOGGZZONE crew! @zakkoonce.bsky.social came to visit the @1900hotdog.bsky.social folks here in Portland, so we did what you do... we got Pac-Man drunk and ripped ghost ass! I think I punched Brockway, Dirk put his hand in my mouth, Seanbaby ate my cigarettes & Zak fingered a pinball machine 🤘
I made a theme song for the podcast, and then I decided to make a music video for it. Join me in lamenting the futures we never got.
Future-Past Music Video
YouTube video by Zak's Planet of Garbage
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September 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I made a theme song for the podcast, and then I decided to make a music video for it. Join me in lamenting the futures we never got.
This description of Elizabeth Holmes makes me think she might be bene gesserit
September 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
This description of Elizabeth Holmes makes me think she might be bene gesserit
Do you think life today would be better if we rehabbed our criminals in hologram jail, even if it meant there was a good chance they could become unkillable digital gods? Listen to the new episode of the PoG podcast to find out. Dirk from @vhuspodcast.bsky.social rejoins me to untangle the future
Ep: 9 - Hologram Man with Dirk Marshall
This is why you don’t mess with holograms
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September 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Do you think life today would be better if we rehabbed our criminals in hologram jail, even if it meant there was a good chance they could become unkillable digital gods? Listen to the new episode of the PoG podcast to find out. Dirk from @vhuspodcast.bsky.social rejoins me to untangle the future
I wish I believed in anything as much as Ray Gun’s husband believes in her.
September 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I wish I believed in anything as much as Ray Gun’s husband believes in her.
About to sponch in broad daylight.
August 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
About to sponch in broad daylight.
Making a new game called American roulette and it’s just putting random things I bought from the grocery store in my mouth.
August 28, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Making a new game called American roulette and it’s just putting random things I bought from the grocery store in my mouth.
I guess the new rule is people in their 80s are only allowed to die if they’re universally beloved. RIP Peter Cullen.
August 27, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I guess the new rule is people in their 80s are only allowed to die if they’re universally beloved. RIP Peter Cullen.
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Action Auction Draft 2: The Revengening!!! Feat. @seanbaby.bsky.social , @brockway.bsky.social , & @zakkoonce.bsky.social ! Will anyone survive? Maybe just this guy!
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August 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Action Auction Draft 2: The Revengening!!! Feat. @seanbaby.bsky.social , @brockway.bsky.social , & @zakkoonce.bsky.social ! Will anyone survive? Maybe just this guy!
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Love whatching all my favorite movie dystopias fighting to exist for real. I still think Running Man is a dark horse.
August 24, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Love whatching all my favorite movie dystopias fighting to exist for real. I still think Running Man is a dark horse.
Some days I think I’m handling unmedicated ADHD pretty well, and some days I’ll think about destroying the entire world because the guy in front of me took .5 seconds longer to notice the light turned green.
August 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Some days I think I’m handling unmedicated ADHD pretty well, and some days I’ll think about destroying the entire world because the guy in front of me took .5 seconds longer to notice the light turned green.
Whenever something feels wrong with my body, a part of me wonders if it’s those Joe Rogan pills I tried 15 years ago.
August 20, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Whenever something feels wrong with my body, a part of me wonders if it’s those Joe Rogan pills I tried 15 years ago.
It's a new episode of Movie Leapfrog with @youknowlydia.bsky.social. Last time she picked Dudley Do-Right, and the narrator from that film also voiced all the critters from Critters, a no brainer leap for me. Enjoy learning what the critters are made out of. bit.ly/4wC7T0U
August 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
It's a new episode of Movie Leapfrog with @youknowlydia.bsky.social. Last time she picked Dudley Do-Right, and the narrator from that film also voiced all the critters from Critters, a no brainer leap for me. Enjoy learning what the critters are made out of. bit.ly/4wC7T0U
I like making dumb things. Here’s a dumb thing I made to promote a different dumb thing.
August 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I like making dumb things. Here’s a dumb thing I made to promote a different dumb thing.
Drake looks like a white guy cosplaying as Drake
August 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Drake looks like a white guy cosplaying as Drake
New episode of the podcast is out! It's glam rock vs Satan in a battle for our very SOULS. Watch special guest @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com and I talk about Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare in new animated video format, courtesy of my guest. Also available to listen at all the usual places.
PoG Podcast Ep: 7 - Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare with Jamie Kelly
YouTube video by Zak's Planet of Garbage
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August 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
New episode of the podcast is out! It's glam rock vs Satan in a battle for our very SOULS. Watch special guest @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com and I talk about Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare in new animated video format, courtesy of my guest. Also available to listen at all the usual places.
There’s also an incredible video of the new theme song made by the multitalented @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com
You can also check out our new podcast series, The Secret Man, on our YouTube channel, including an incredible theme song video produced by @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com with music from @zakkoonce.bsky.social . youtu.be/AT3_hFvjDtc
The Secret Men: Part 1 - The Sex Brush with Jason Pargin
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
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July 29, 2026 at 3:42 PM
There’s also an incredible video of the new theme song made by the multitalented @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com
I produced a song about the incredible lies of Frank Dux for my friends @1900hotdog.bsky.social
New Dogg Zzone Theme Song | Zak's Planet of Garbage
Oh boy, do I have some premium waste management for you today. Instead of garbage, however, I'm dabbling in some recycling. My friends over
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July 29, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I produced a song about the incredible lies of Frank Dux for my friends @1900hotdog.bsky.social
He literally is a deliver man! My parody ended up basically not being parody. Wait, am I in trouble now?
RESIDENT EVIL – Official Trailer (4K)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment
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July 23, 2026 at 1:51 PM
He literally is a deliver man! My parody ended up basically not being parody. Wait, am I in trouble now?
Today's podcast guest @seemoreevil.bsky.social wrote a Civil War satire called "How to Dodge a Cannonball" and I may have mistakenly assumed it was a book about how to avoid this movie. It worked out though because there's a lot of racism in both.
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July 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Today's podcast guest @seemoreevil.bsky.social wrote a Civil War satire called "How to Dodge a Cannonball" and I may have mistakenly assumed it was a book about how to avoid this movie. It worked out though because there's a lot of racism in both.
zaksplanetofgarbage.substack.com/p/ep-6-canno...
zaksplanetofgarbage.substack.com/p/ep-6-canno...