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Zak Whyte, City Connect Critiquer
@zakman86.bsky.social
Retired USAF. Cybersecurity Professional. MTG Player. Honorary #bolasgang member. Pro Wrestling/SD Padres fan. Probably Neurodivergent. linktr.ee/zakman86
Blowing that lead was PROBABLY the season. :-(
October 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
That was a wild Game 1.

Off to tomorrow.
October 4, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I still haven't ordered my Hobbit cards yet, but I ordered my FRA cards on Manapool today with a Gift card I got from a research survey.

Always easy, always recommend.
October 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
So, umm

Anyone want to play Commander late night tonight?

(Would have to be after 11 Eastern, once kiddo goes to sleep)
October 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Since this deck is coming apart here are some (non proofs) from it

#HobbesDeals
October 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
AEW is the goddamn best at tribute shows.

I just wish we didn't need so many of them this month. 😭😭
October 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
JAVA JOE IS BACK, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I'm not ready for Dynamite tomorrow.

Tribute shows are always so well done (as, frankly, are most episodes), but this is the third one in September, and just... Fuck.
September 29, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Andy Dalton vs. Case Keenum, what is this, 2017?
September 29, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I just don't have words. I thought we were past the days where wrestlers just dropped dead at 40 out of nowhere.

Rest in Peace, PAC.
September 28, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Casey Mize, YOU are getting left off the playoff roster
September 26, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I want to remind my Phillies fan brethren (*cough* @dixonij.bsky.social ) that last time the Padres played the Diamondbacks with mismatched needs, the Braves and Mets BOTH got in because the Snakes shit the bed
September 26, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Tonight's plan:

Sushi
Dutch Bros
Edibles
Padres game
September 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Stop using AI as your fucking therapists.
The fact that they think they have the right, or the ability, to evaluate people based on appropriating their language is insane. No other industry oversteps boundaries with such smug contempt.

My master’s thesis was on this specifically, and it is scary and will be wrong.
September 25, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The Padres went 11-2 against the Rockies this year.

I was at both losses. (2 wins also)
September 24, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Like a 4. I bubbled twice at GPs.
I've been thinking about the difference between how good we think we are at magic vs how good we actually are. So I want to do an experiment.

Quote this with how good you think you are at magic on a scale of 1-10, and everyone else reply with how good you think they are.

I think I'm a solid 7/10
September 23, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Echoverse Zak found out he was neurodivergent as a kid instead of in his 30s and was disqualified from joining the military. I don't know what he would have ended up doing.
Oh god there's so many trauma/life-defining branch points for this... I think the easy button for this is:

Echoverse Ian is a toxic-as-hell VetBro podcaster who jumped in early on NFTs/crypto/memecoins and you'd be 1000% justified in asking where he was on J6.
I think we've already established this, but Echoverse Michelle is a deeply aggressive corporate lawyer who lives in a penthouse, has no real friends and a fancy refrigerator with a single half-drunk bottle of Merlot.

She wears very expensive, very tasteful minimalist things. She is miserable.
September 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Ok y'all here's the big reveal of my logo created by @beyondthemachina.bsky.social!
September 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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How edible are transphobes?

Because there aren't a lot of rich people, and frankly we deserve a second course.
September 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Beanie day? Beanie day.
September 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I know this is first world problems at its finest, but the fact that Fanatics hasn't restocked much, of any, of the 2026 City Connect gear is WILD. I'm glad I have what I do.
September 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Department of War Crimes (on the gridiron too)
they changed the name from "Department of Defense" and now Army is giving up 40 yard passing touchdowns on 4th down to lose the game
September 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Seeing Talarico throw trans people under the bus on Faux News fucking blows.
September 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Impeach this fraud along with the orange turd
EXCLUSIVE: Sen. John Fetterman is preparing to make a bombshell appearance tonight at the GOP convention in a video praising President Trump and Pennsylvania GOP Sen. Dave McCormick
Exclusive: Fetterman to praise Trump in bombshell GOP convention video
His stunning turn is a dramatic escalation in the senator's growing estrangement from Democrats.
www.axios.com
September 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Jace: the Set doesn't feel like it's for me.
September 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM